Drizzle
The Rizzard of Oz
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I don't know what my best present was...but the worst was probably a bike. A bike that said Some assembly required.
I was ecstatic when I first saw it...what 6 or 7 (I forget) year old wouldn't be? Then my pops decided to crack it open and start putting the bike together. Now, I'm 6 (or 7)...what the hell do I know about putting a bike together...yet I'm recruited to "help my father" as my moms put it. So the assembly conversation was pretty much,
Hand me the screwdriver.
You mean this?
No. Thats a Tonka truck. The screwdriver is the long metal thing with the plastic handle.
You mean this?
No. That's your mom's curling iron. Never mind! (yelling now) Go get Mommy for me because she might have idea of what a screwdriver is! I NEED LIQUOR!"
I would've settled for a giftcard.
The really depressing thing is when they get so frustrated assembling it that they force something and break it a little bit.
If muscles was here he'd quote from Superman Returns right now.Then he'd go smoke and make the frustrated smoker's face.
I make that face now...
Bulls V.S. Heat tickets. The last year that the Bulls won the championship. I got to watch Jordan, Pippen, & Rodman play. Sadly they got beat badly, & Phil Jackson actually got ejected from the game. That is the only game I can remember him getting ejected from.
Still though I got to see them play, so...
I...can't remember.
I did alot of drinking and drugs when I was 10.
Catman returns!I'm getting you a woman for Christmas. That's a gift you'll ALWAYS remember.