What's the best course here

[Victarion]

I just found out that my wife is a schitzophrenic nymphomaniac with a touch of paranoia.

What should I do?

---Morzan

 

[The Spawn]

Remarry.

 

[Mee]

Sweep the leg.

 

[Victarion]

Prozac in the morning coffee?

---Morzan

 

[DV8]

have sex with her very carefully . . .

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Invest in a titanium panic room, remove all sharp objects from the house and chain her to the bed.
Also, don't let her watch cartoons. They exacerbate schizophrenia.
And have her sterilized immediately.

 

[scifiwolf]

I just found out that my wife is a schitzophrenic nymphomaniac with a touch of paranoia.

What should I do?

---Morzan

Don't let one personality find out you're cheating on it with the other.

 

[Victarion]

Too late.

---Morzan

 

[The Spawn]

The good:

Definitions of nymphomaniac on the Web:

• a woman with abnormal sexual desires

The bad:

Definitions of Paranoid on the Web:

• extremely fearful

The ugly:

Definitions of schizophrenic on the Web:

• Schizophrenic is the first solo studio album by JC Chasez and was released on February 24, 2004, known for being a member of the music group 'N Sync.

 

[Victarion]

Maybe I should have the dual personalities mud wrestle...


---Morzan

 

[DV8]

edit

 

[DV8]

The good:

Definitions of nymphomaniac on the Web:

• a woman with abnormal sexual desires

The bad:

Definitions of Paranoid on the Web:

• extremely fearful

The ugly:

Definitions of schizophrenic on the Web:

• Schizophrenic is the first solo studio album by JC Chasez and was released on February 24, 2004, known for being a member of the music group 'N Sync.

hahaha

 

[Showtime]

Buy her some candycorn.

 

[Abaddon]

schizophrenia has nothing to with multiple personalities.

 

[Showtime]

schizophrenia has nothing to with multiple personalities.

What about candycorn?

 

[Immortalfire]

Buy her some candycorn.

Dangit, now I want some candy corn.

 

[Showtime]

Dangit, now I want some candy corn.

It's the pumpkin. It makes you do things.

 

[ang_hulk]

are you serious?

 

[Abaddon]

What about candycorn?

candycorn is the devil's kidney stone

 

[Showtime]

are you serious?

Stare at it.

 

[Showtime]

candycorn is the devil's kidney stone

To some.

 

[PLAS]

I just found out that my wife is a schitzophrenic nymphomaniac with a touch of paranoia.

What should I do?

---Morzan

how long have you known her? how long have you been together as a couple? how long have you lived together? and how long have you been married?

answering those could help a lot

 

[X-Chick]

schizophrenia has nothing to with multiple personalities.

schizophrenia = auditory hallucinations. disassociative identity disorder = multiple personalities.

and as long as she takes meds, none of it should really be a problem. i doubt the nymphomania will bother you and paranoid schizophrenia is easily controlled with medication 90% of the time.

 

[Abaddon]

The problem with nymphomania is that it can lead to infidelity.

 

[X-Chick]

true, he better work hard then.