What's the funniest/worst experience you ever had in a movie theater?

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When I went to see Pirates 2: DMC The film started to play for like 3 mins then it stopped and the screen went blank. it took 10 mins for it to get back running and it played for another 5 mins ands stopped again for 5 mins. it ticked off a lot of people and i was about to leave, but they fixed it again and it was fine for the rest of the movie.


Nothing funny ever happens in my movie theaters.
 
Let's see. During Pochohauntis (sp?) Somethng was wrong with the film and it kept going blurry, blanking out, and skipping scenes.

During Brokebackmountain, this girl kept screaming and even ran out one time when the guys were...making out.


And at POTC2 there was tons of young little stupid kids. They kept getting up from their seats and moving around, blocking the ****ing screen. Then the sound was incredibly low, too.
 
During Superman some guy fell trying to get back to his seat. It was funny as Hell.
 
We watched Orgazmo by Trey Parker after hours while drinking heavily and then had to come back the next morning for an early screening of a children's movie.

The theater was full of little kids with their moms, but the stoner projectionist forgot to take off the Orgazmo print and put on the next day's children's movie, so my friend just went up and started Orgazmo for the kids.
Angry, Angry moms.
 
A friend and I were hitting on these girls, they seemed to be pretty in the darkness of the theater.
But when the lights came on we n oticed that these girls were about 12.

We got out of there pretty quick
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
We watched Orgazmo by Trey Parker after hours while drinking heavily and then had to come back the next morning for an early screening of a children's movie.

The theater was full of little kids with their moms, but the stoner projectionist forgot to take off the Orgazmo print and put on the next day's children's movie, so my friend just went up and started Orgazmo for the kids.
Angry, Angry moms.
:D:up:
 
Well Funniest was when these jerks in front of us were talking sooo loud that we couldnt hear the film so we had them kicked out! lol

Worst is when me and my friends were talking through a movie and got kicked out :(
 
When I was a kid, when I went to see Batman Forever, during the movie I had to piss so bad, but I didn't want to miss a single scene so I, well you know...
 
deemar325 said:
When I was a kid, when I went to see Batman Forever, during the movie I had to piss so bad, but I didn't want to miss a single scene so I, well you know...
Wow, I did the same thing. I completely forgot that happend.
 
Hades said:
Wow, I did the same thing. I completely forgot that happend.

Lol!

I was so pyched about going to that movie, nothing not even urine would stop me!!!

That's dedication.
 
deemar325 said:
Lol!

I was so pyched about going to that movie, nothing not even urine would stop me!!!

That's dedication.
Yep, too bad I can't stand the movie now.
 
I can't even remember the name of the movie ,but I know it was a comedy before I was even married.(its been almost twenty years)As I was drinking my soda a very funny scene was taking place.I started to laugh, half swallowing my soda choking spitting it out some of which came out of my nose all over the back of the head of the guy sitting in front of me.He turned around to see me still coughing, wiped the soda off the back of his head and continued to watch the movie.I apologized and he never said a word
 
When I saw Superman Returns my friends and I started clapping and cheering at some really random part. Then after that after something interesting happend the entire audience would clap and cheer. Like when Superman saved someone ect. It was so strange
 
During Episode I, when a guy came up to us and said, we are going to start a Yoda chant and my friend replied, "Why don't you go away?"
 
Best time was I went down to New Orleans to help my dad move out of his apartment into another a couple of blocks away. We (my brother, dad, and me) finished, drank a couple of Buds. Decided what to do next. Just so happens to be the opening night for Austin Powers: Goldmember. We call The Grand Theatre up, tickets (midnight showing on opening night).

That was probably my favorite spot in my lifetime. Had a buzz going. With my dad and brother. Packed House! I'm laughing my ass. But also with complete strangers that I've never met before. The atmosphere was great. No noisey people, we all laughed our asses off together. :):up::up:
 
Well if we are talking about Best Times, how about during Godzilla when my ex gf had roming hands. :up:
 
Erzengel said:
Well if we are talking about Best Times, how about during Godzilla when my ex gf had roming hands. :up:
Well at least someone enjoyed GINO.
 
ShadowBoxing said:
Well at least someone enjoyed GINO.

Oh, he enjoyed that gino all night long.
 
I was watching this Italian movie (my university sometimes screens foreign flicks) and there was this scene where a movie theater burns down.

In the middle of the scene, the fire alarm went off and we had to evacuate the building while the fire department came.
 
During Superman Returns, when the Spiderman 3 teaser came on, I got everyone to clap at the end of it, and no one clapped at the end of the actual movie.
 
Iglius said:
During Superman Returns, when the Spiderman 3 teaser came on, I got everyone to clap at the end of it, and no one clapped at the end of the actual movie.
I got people to clap at the end of Batman Begins.
 
Erzengel said:
Well if we are talking about Best Times, how about during Godzilla when my ex gf had roming hands. :up:

Always a good thing. :up:
 
The 40 Year-Old Virgin. . . The projectionist played the reels out of order. I think there were 4 reels, so it played like this: 1, 3, 2, 4. We should have gotten our money back.
 
My worst time in a cinema.

I used to work in a cinema. Over a year ago, The Village was showing. We were walking around, probably waiting for the next screen to come out to clean, when we heard something about complaints of misbehaviour in The Village. We went around to have a gander. A couple of other staff were already on the scene. What we seen was a fairly full screening, and at the very top back corner were a gang of kids about 12 years old. They were all smoking, they were yelling random swear words at random times, people in the audience were telling them to shutup but the kids would just yell at them, these kids really made a scene!! They were throwing stuff too. It's hard to describe, but they were the worst behaved kids I have ever seen. Just purposely being little monsters. So the staff went up there to tell them to shutup, no good, they couldn't get them to shutup or leave. We used the radio to get security up to kick them out. But for some reason or another, the security wasn't able to come up.

Eventually, some of us managed to coax a few of the kids out. Eventually there was two left. These two just refused to leave. It was just myself and one other staff guy at this point. Man, the audience was pissed off with these kids. When I was up there trying to talk to them, one of them was hiding behind seats, shouting and stuff. Throwing stuff at the audience below. While trying to get him to leave, saying something like "c'mon, let's go", I put my hand on his arm. He gets up and gets in my face "what the ****, I'll kick your **** in!". I lost my temper, I grabbed the kid by the back of his jumper, and started dragging him down the stairs. His friend came up behind me and pushed me, so I grabbed him too. I started dragging them, literally trailing them down the stairs. The entire audience erupted in applause.

When I got to the doors, while still holding them I practically threw them through the doors. It felt really good doing it.

I dunno whether I should have done it or not. I know that staff aren't allowed to grab kids. I would have got sacked right away if the management ever found out. Worst case scenario, I might have ended up under arrest if the kids parents decided I had assaulted their kids. But that's not why I doubt if it was the right thing to do.

It just bothers me that I lost my temper like that.
 
Brian2887 said:
The 40 Year-Old Virgin. . . The projectionist played the reels out of order. I think there were 4 reels, so it played like this: 1, 3, 2, 4. We should have gotten our money back.

That sucks!

You didn't get your money back?!

Screw that!
 

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