What's The Last Movie You Watched? - Part 17

[dude stannis]

The Big Blue (1988)

Hypnotic. Almost feels like you're on holiday while watching it.

You just know we need a James Cameron/Luc Besson team up for a huge underwater epic.

 

[Nirvana]

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Cabin in the Woods
0.1/10

Horrible film, from seeing LionsGate logo to the end[blackout]
Comedy elements are cheap and wasteful
Plot is **** in a broken public toilet
People in charge of saving humanity come out as plain pure jerks, except for the black guy I don't know his name
Two main protagonists are selfish @**h***s
Selfish lame deity's with no good deity to stand against them (sacrifice 5 to save all humans, virgin must be the last to die, maybe survive)[/blackout]
Didn't inspire me to make even a bit of a joke watching it like Evil Dead 1 & 2 did, and that was the only good thing about the Evil Dead movies, along with Bruce Cambpell

Only pro I give that CitW film is [blackout]the unicorn shown evil, I hate unicorns[/blackout]

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
7.5/10

Entertaining idea, entertaining film

 

[uniqueweasel]

The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button

 

[Maximus One]

The Dark Knight Rises. Again

 

[Raoul Duke]

Cabin in the Woods
0.1/10

Horrible film, from seeing LionsGate logo to the end[blackout]
Comedy elements are cheap and wasteful
Plot is **** in a broken public toilet
People in charge of saving humanity come out as plain pure jerks, except for the black guy I don't know his name
Two main protagonists are selfish @**h***s
Selfish lame deity's with no good deity to stand against them (sacrifice 5 to save all humans, virgin must be the last to die, maybe survive)[/blackout]
Didn't inspire me to make even a bit of a joke watching it like Evil Dead 1 & 2 did, and that was the only good thing about the Evil Dead movies, along with Bruce Cambpell

Only pro I give that CitW film is [blackout]the unicorn shown evil, I hate unicorns[/blackout]

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
7.5/10

Entertaining idea, entertaining film

i don't think you quite understood cabin in the woods. it's a satire and deconstruction of the horror movie genre. i thought it was very clever.

 

[Kane52630]

The Dark Knight Trilogy Marathon

Batman Begins
10/10

The Dark Knight
10/10

The Dark Knight Rises
10/10

 

[Spider-Aziz]

i don't think you quite understood cabin in the woods. it's a satire and deconstruction of the horror movie genre. i thought it was very clever.

I got that part, and still hate this movie

 

[Kane52630]

Cabin in the Woods
0.1/10

Horrible film, from seeing LionsGate logo to the end[blackout]
Comedy elements are cheap and wasteful
Plot is **** in a broken public toilet
People in charge of saving humanity come out as plain pure jerks, except for the black guy I don't know his name
Two main protagonists are selfish @**h***s
Selfish lame deity's with no good deity to stand against them (sacrifice 5 to save all humans, virgin must be the last to die, maybe survive)[/blackout]
Didn't inspire me to make even a bit of a joke watching it like Evil Dead 1 & 2 did, and that was the only good thing about the Evil Dead movies, along with Bruce Cambpell

Only pro I give that CitW film is [blackout]the unicorn shown evil, I hate unicorns[/blackout]

i don't think you quite understood cabin in the woods. it's a satire and deconstruction of the horror movie genre. i thought it was very clever.

Yeah I don't think Aziz got what the movie was trying to say. Could be that it's a movie for horror fans that knows the tropes and trappings of the horror genre.

 

[Raoul Duke]

yea i'm not trying to diss the guy, so apologies if it came across that way. but perhaps a repeat viewing with that in mind might help him enjoy it more.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I got the jokes, didn't find them amusing, they were distracting
Found references and making fun of cliches, didn't help

 

[Raoul Duke]

I got that part, and still hate this movie

did you understand why the protagonists were selfish *****e bags though? they were meant to be, they are all stereotypical horror movie archetypes. i don't think the film intended for us to like or root for any of the characters really. i'm also not sure why you'd expect there to be a good deity to save them either. it's all basically a ritual sacrifice. it's all cool though if you don't like it, i'm not judging you.

 

[Tanin]

John Carpenter's The Thing (1982)-- Still the best remake ever.

 

[DyeLorean]

I liked and understood Cabin in the Woods but I can see why is not for everyone.

Last movie I saw
Topkapi

7/10

 

[Immortalfire]

Gremlins

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Chronicle
I don't know what to give it atm, it's nice and all, not the best film, and not sure right now if I will watch it anytime again soon

 

[Lady Marion]

 

[3dman27]

films of fury

 

[bullets]

Death Warrant starring Jean Claude Van Damme.

 

[Terror Inc.]

Men Who Stare at Goats. Been wanting to watch it for awhile now, glad I did, it was pretty funny.

 

[Prison Mike]

People Like Us - 8/10

 

[Brain Damage]

The Wizard of Oz

 

[bullets]

Double Impact

 

[actionavenue]

I haven't been on this forum in a little while, due to work obligations so I will give you the last five movies which I have seen recently and a one or two word review of each:
Prometheus: Mediocre
The Raven: Very Dull
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter: Terrible
Dylan Dog Dead of Night: Just Ok
X-Men First Class: Fantastic

 

[mongoose-mania]

Hitchcock.