When not to start a relationship

[PyroChamber]

When do you think are some times when a person shouldn't start a relationship, or at least hook up, with someone?

 

[Crooklyn]

March-December.

Why? Cause there's no special holidays where you're obligated to get your significant other a present.

Cheap-ass FTW!

 

[Spidey Rules 2]

On their wedding night, you should wait at least until the next day.t: t:

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

When you're in prison.

 

[redmarvel]

1. While still morning / whining over the loss of a previous love
2. While in severe trouble (be it financial, physical, mental, emotional)
3. While in the seminary
4. While in a mental institution
5. While at work
6. While already having a relationship

And what Wilhelm-Scream & Spidey Rules 2 said

 

[Colossal Spoons]

When the sex is the ONLY thing you two like about each other.

 

[KingOfDreams]

the summer between graduating high school and going off to college

 

[PyroChamber]

When you don't have a job, or a car.

 

[bulok]

when you wake up in the middle of the night and she's standing over you with a knife in her hand and you ask her what's up and she just gives you a blank stare

 

[redmarvel]

While staying in the creepy old house that you entered only because:

a) your car broke down
b) the road is out
c) you were dared to
d) it was left to you in the will of a dead relative you don't remember

(thanks to Bulok for giving me the idea)

 

[Erzengel]

When you're in prison.

That my friend is where you are wrong.

Prison Pen Pals

 

[chamber-music]

at the scene of a hit and run.....................

 

[Kyalesyin]

When you don't have a job, or a car.

I didn't have a job or a car when I met my wife. Neither of us did.

When not to start a relationship though.... Thats pretty tough because a lot of the time it can work out.

When all their previous partners died of 'natural causes' and they've had a lot of previous partners.

 

[Superman4ever]

When you're going to start Med school! I wanted to get engaged earlier this year to a great girl, but man did she drive me crazy. Absolutely bonkers!

Everyone told me not to do it (or to at least wait until after school was done), because "she'd hold me back" but, in truth, I don't think I was more motivated. I wanted to give her a good life, and that motivated me to work even harder than before, which is kinda weird because I worked my butt off before we met, but when we met, I just came into a zone; I was even more organized and prepared. It's weird. Anyways, we started fighting over the silliest thing 2 months ago and kinda went our seperate ways a week ago.

Her family is crazy about me and have been trying to patch things between us ever since. I think us ending was for the best though. Our families are too different.

 

[The Spawn]

Marvel's hittin' the nail on the head.

 

[Lord Valumart]

when you're mom says to people "we found his porn a few days ago...nasty stuff it was" to everyone she talks to for more than 2 seconds

 

[AndThePickles]

When the sex is the ONLY thing you two like about each other.

Agreed

 

[Crooklyn]

But that's the beauty of it. A relationship based on sex with no strings attached.



...no?

 

[AndThePickles]

But that's the beauty of it. A relationship based on sex with no strings attached.



...no?

That's what **** buddies are.

 

[Motown Marvel]

when you have a knife in your stomach.

 

[ScottyBBadd]

March-December.

Why? Cause there's no special holidays where you're obligated to get your significant other a present.

Cheap-ass FTW!

That is actually when you should start one.

 

[heypapajinx]

mid-rape

"hey, shot in the dark but, do you think maybe i could call you sometime?"​

 

[Kaleb]

when she shows you her penis.

 

[heypapajinx]

when she shows you her penis.

why would ANYONE start a relationship during her showing you her penis unles they WANTED said penis to be involved in the relationship!?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Never start a relationship when you're dead.