When Punisher War Zone is a success...

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And Lexi Alexander catches the eye of many more people in the industry, hopefully this will bring out a new day and age of ass kicking female filmmakers in Hollywood. No more Penny Marshall and Catherine Hardwicke types.
 
I think Lexi may want to look into other lines of work, maybe female MMA or something. I'm not being mean, I just don't think she did a good job on this film.
 
I liked it, but I don't think it's going to be a success. Only 20 people in my theater for a Friday night.
 
And Lexi Alexander catches the eye of many more people in the industry, hopefully this will bring out a new day and age of ass kicking female filmmakers in Hollywood. No more Penny Marshall and Catherine Hardwicke types.

I doubt the film will do well. Nothing I have seen in the trailer would indicate this is a good film. I will go see it, but my expectations are very low.
 
it really is lame that theres a huge shortage of old school action film lovers...what ever happened to the godamn 80's? lol
 
I was obviously very optimistic when I first posted this. I still think Lexi can prevail over this mess and get a descent box office movie made in the future. Just don't make it with Lions Gate.
 
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boxofficemojo estimate for friday is around 1.6 million
 
The film really is gonna bomb, and it is a shame!
 
Maybe we can get the dvd by Christmas now...j/k
 
it really is lame that theres a huge shortage of old school action film lovers...what ever happened to the godamn 80's? lol

This film was poorly marketed. They took some of the lamest scenes in the movie and put them in the trailer, which I think had a big hand in making this a dud. Sure the movie sucks, but don't tell the average movie going audience that before they pay to see the film!!!

Hanging upside down from a chandelier, how many exploding heads does one movie need and to show them all in the previews - the list could go on.
 
Well, I guess this won't be happening, so now let's guess what Lexi will be doing now that this movie tanked on Catwoman levels and will probably never work in Hollywood again. I would guess porn, but she's not really that attractive...
 
A strong filmmaker doesn't stop making movies all together once one tanks. They find a completely different project to take on instead.
 
Ah, so she's going to pull a Uwe Boll and start making terrible video games instead. Oh wait, she's not a strong filmmaker, so she's going to go the way of Pitoff and never be heard from again...thank god.
 
"When Punisher War Zone is a success..."

...Hell will freeze over?
 
Ah, so she's going to pull a Uwe Boll and start making terrible video games instead. Oh wait, she's not a strong filmmaker, so she's going to go the way of Pitoff and never be heard from again...thank god.
sounds like something personal between you two.
 
sounds like something personal between you two.

She challenged her critics to a boxing match once and I accepted and was told it was all a publicity stunt then she really kicked my ass.

Oh wait, wrong terrible director. And I'm not Lowtax from SomethingAwful. I always get that messed up.
 
Lexi Anderson did get nominated for an academy award for her short film Johnny Flynton
 
Lexi Anderson did get nominated for an academy award for her short film Johnny Flynton

Indeed, she is a talented director.
Just because she doesn't make the generic crap like "the joker" likes doesn't mean you have to give her abuse.

its probably because he is still in love with Tom Jane.
talk about desperate!

these weirdo's are still having wet dreams about Tom Jane and Travolta 4 years later after that terrible homo erotic spoof titled "The Punisher".

At Lexi rectified the situation and gave us a proper Punisher who actually punishes.

i guess Jealousy is a ***** for many people here!
grow up and learn to satisfy your homo erotic cravings for Tom jane elsewhere!

:applaud
 
Lexi Anderson did get nominated for an academy award for her short film Johnny Flynton

And Postal won a dozen film festival awards. It's still one of the worst movies ever made, no matter how many people Uwe bought off. I've never seen Johnny Flynton, but if it's anything like the Punsiher, I'm sure Lexi was doing...favors...for that nomination too.

PS- I would love it if she read this thread and I made her cry. She deserves it.
 
It never was a success, it like a rip-off of Blade Runners neon bar and smoke machines, in a smaller dark room where the Punisher says five lines and never once stops to do a static Punisher pose, I'd would have been happy w/ a lame half-#ss'd a Mel gibson pose or a Will smith (Bad Boys) pose. I think LEXI took the job to pay her rent & to get her h'wood chops--I THINK WE ALL WATCHED THE DEATH OF PUNISHER, which is bad since Ray was a great choice for the role.
 
And Postal won a dozen film festival awards.

Those festivals don't qualify on the same level as the Academy Awards. If it won at Cannes or Sundance, then maybe you'd have more of an argument there. I've seen Johnny Flyton, its a well made film. That and Hooligans actually had a lot of what PWZ lacked. Both of them are actually better than War Zone because it shows a more personal side to her filmmaking. Hopefully that is something she decides to return to after this.
 
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"When Punisher War Zone is a success..."

...Hell will freeze over?


yea this was never going to work even before it was made it got bad press with Tom jane leaving, and then it was marketed very VERY badly as it was released........
 
And Lexi Alexander catches the eye of many more people in the industry, hopefully this will bring out a new day and age of ass kicking female filmmakers in Hollywood. No more Penny Marshall and Catherine Hardwicke types.

I like Penny Marshall's work. As for Catherine Hardwicke...well she needs more practice, but she did okay with "Twilight".

Punisher comes out here sometime in the 1st quarter. I'm looking forward to it.
 

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