Where do babies come from? [Hi-Tech style]

[Drakon]

A little boy goes to his father and asks

"Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers:

"Well son,

I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed
to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

You got Male!

 

[Future Prez]

LOL, even though I've heard it before.

 

[The Spawn]

Now elaborate.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

That sucked

You can do alot better Drak.

 

[Revolver_Ocelot]

Yawn

 

[Dr. MIX]

Heh, cute

 

[bulok]

It's a cute story but still deserved a

hmmm...

 

[Warhammer]

Wowzer.
Not bad.

 

[Morg]

but what if it was a female?

 

[Mee]

^You got spam.

 

[Drakon]

Mee is the closest person yet.

It's not about making a joke. I was calling you all spam.

From another friend on another board--

What pisses me off is all the viruses you get when you leave your firewall off for awhile. Not to mention, I'm sick of all the hackers who keep trying to pound a hole in the backdoor of my router every night.

 

[Apollo]

hahah thats awsome

 

[Darthphere]

 

[Drakon]

Don't be hatin'

 

[twylight]

All those times Dave...It could have happened to us!