Which Batman villain would you be?

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Your family has a history of falling into chemical acid bath, having bleached skin and green hair, taking cities for hostage and battling a man dressed as a bat? ........I so envy you
Bizarrely enough, and you probably won't believe this but a great uncle - a NY policeman - did actually die while trying to apprehend a suspect in a warehouse. He (and don't ask me how this happened) died through severe chemical/acid burns as a result of a barrel of chemicals being overturned and him slippinin it. If you want me to provide evidence I can - names, date of birth, death, reason for death, the lot. I'll post ya the family tree if you want? Would you like that?

Also we have paranoid schizophrenia (my aunt, uncle), suicide attempts (aunt, uncle), bipolar (nan), depression (nan, me), OCD (dad, me) in the family. We've probably fought many bats and demons between us.

When I get time I'll tell you about my old days of gothdom in the early 80s with white face and multicoloured hair (not green but purple, red, blue, pink, white. It's red and black at the moment), the times I was involved in riots and demos and when I saw a man hanging from a lampost while Purple Haze was playing, in a purple mist.

Like I say, a natural choice. Thanks for asking. :woot:
 
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Bizarrely enough, and you probably won't believe this but a great uncle - a NY policeman - did actually die while trying to apprehend a suspect in a warehouse. He (and don't ask me how this happened) died through severe chemical/acid burns as a result of a barrel of chemicals being overturned and him slippinin it. If you want me to provide evidence I can - names, date of birth, death, reason for death, the lot. I'll post ya the family tree if you want? Would you like that?

Also we have paranoid schizophrenia (my aunt, uncle), suicide attempts (aunt, uncle), bipolar (nan), depression (nan, me), OCD (dad, me) in the family. We've probably fought many bats and demons between us.

When I get time I'll tell you about my old days of gothdom in the early 80s with white face and multicoloured hair (not green but purple, red, blue, pink, white. It's red and black at the moment), the times I was involved in riots and demos and when I saw a man hanging from a lampost while Purple Haze was playing, in a purple mist.

Like I say, a natural choice. Thanks for asking. :woot:

haha. now I'm glad he asked.

now if only penguin and killer croc would get some love.
 
Bizarrely enough, and you probably won't believe this but a great uncle - a NY policeman - did actually die while trying to apprehend a suspect in a warehouse. He (and don't ask me how this happened) died through severe chemical/acid burns as a result of a barrel of chemicals being overturned and him slippinin it. If you want me to provide evidence I can - names, date of birth, death, reason for death, the lot. I'll post ya the family tree if you want? Would you like that?

Also we have paranoid schizophrenia (my aunt, uncle), suicide attempts (aunt, uncle), bipolar (nan), depression (nan, me), OCD (dad, me) in the family. We've probably fought many bats and demons between us.

When I get time I'll tell you about my old days of gothdom in the early 80s with white face and multicoloured hair (not green but purple, red, blue, pink, white. It's red and black at the moment), the times I was involved in riots and demos and when I saw a man hanging from a lampost while Purple Haze was playing, in a purple mist.

Like I say, a natural choice. Thanks for asking. :woot:

as I said before......I so envy you
 
I would be eternally happy by being The Joker.
 
As much as I would LOVE to be Joker, just like everyone else, I think ClayFace would be tons of fun. ;)
 
If we're talking like...acting?...then Joker or Scarecrow.

But like, in real life...I wouldn't want to be any of these guys. Most of them lead horrible existences. The deformed ones most likely live in constant, excrutiating pain, and the rest are mostly insane, and spend most of their time locked in a madhouse.

If I had to go with one, I guess it'd be Ra's. It would be interesting to see and live through all he has, immortal and infinitely wealthy.

I wouldn't want to be Batman, either. Guy's miserable. Maybe Nightwing. It would suck horribly to lose your family, but at least he seems well-balanced about it, which is more than I can say for Bruce.
 
In all realness, I don't think I could be anyone in villains, something always drives me away from playing the villain, it just turns me off. (when I played KOTOR I couldn't beat it on sith because I felt bad)

with that said, if i were to ever snap, and turn bad...it'd have to be the joker,

he seems to be the least tragic.
 
In all realness, I don't think I could be anyone in villains, something always drives me away from playing the villain, it just turns me off. (when I played KOTOR I couldn't beat it on sith because I felt bad)

with that said, if i were to ever snap, and turn bad...it'd have to be the joker,

he seems to be the least tragic.

I'm the complete opposite, I only play the villainous side of games, I feel too goody goody playing righteous. :twisted::up:
 
Two-Face. I have the whole good/evil conflicts on most of my life, and I tend to flip coins. Plus, he's one of my favorite Batman villains.

Second choice is Killer Moth. 'Cause he's cool like that.
 
Two-Face. I have the whole good/evil conflicts on most of my life, and I tend to flip coins. Plus, he's one of my favorite Batman villains.

Second choice is Killer Moth. 'Cause he's cool like that.
Ironically, I'm the same as you. Despite everyone saying it, I highly doubt anyone would be the joker unless he was a more toned down version like the Brave and the Bold version. Two-Face I'm more like, as I tend to be torn between two ideals for most of my life, not just good and bad either. The coin aspect isn't me, but then I'm still a person who wants to see good done in the world, but would rather see it dispensed a bit more harshly sometimes.

So overall I'd easily be Killer Moth. You get to fulfill all your childhood dreams without killing people. You wear an awesomely goofy outfit, get a Mothmobile and Cocoon Gun (rofl) and of course get very little jail time because you're just stealing things, not murdering.
 
Either Scarecrow or Firefly. I wouldn't want to be The Joker, Two-Face, etc. because of their severe disfigurements and unstable states of mind, and I wouldn't want to be Clayface because I don't want to have my body made of clay and not be human. I also wouldn't want to be Killer Croc, his skin condition wouldn't be fun to live with.
 
'Bout time someone said Firefly; you get to fly around with a freaking jetpack and set stuff on fire!

I wouldn't be Joker, Two-Face, Clayface, Mr. Freeze or Killer Croc because they're all either deformed or monsters and I would want to stay beautiful. And I wouldn't be Ra's al Ghul because he'd be all for going green and those people piss me off to no end.

For me, it'd be:
3. The Riddler
2. Firefly
1. Crazy Quilt! :hehe:
 
If memory serves me correct, isn't Firefly's suit also bulletproof? I don't remember if it was or not.
 

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