Which country does America deserve to get its ash kicked by?

[Daisy]

Ummm...errr... You're Lucky?!?!?!?! *Runs for Cover*

Mebbe so. Too bad you aren't.

 

[Daisy]

Man, it was really misty in those mountains too. I was there for four days and the entire time the temperature did not deviate more than two degrees from fifty and I was in the clouds with drizzle or mist the entire time.

Still nice though, the weather provided a nice ultra secluded feeling up in those mountain woods.

That actually sounds very nice. Especially if you have a nice cozy cabin with a warm fire at night.

 

[TheSlag]

Mebbe so. Too bad you aren't.

*hears the song line "Cut like a knife" start to play...

 

[Daisy]

*hears the song line "Cut like a knife" start to play...

Awww... well, you are still runnin' around barefoot.

 

[TheSlag]

Awww... well, you are still runnin' around barefoot.

And there's stickers and snakes, in the tall grass too.

 

[Truthteller]

That actually sounds very nice. Especially if you have a nice cozy cabin with a warm fire at night.

Yes. Precisely. We had a nice log cabin with a fireplace so we were set.

There's another rather curious thing that happens when you are in the fog like that... it forces you to see things that are up closer to you. So in your visual plane you focus more at levels that you otherwise maybe would not.

 

[Truthteller]

And there's stickers and snakes, in the tall grass too.

I really greatly dislike those sticky wicky things.

 

[TheSlag]

I can remember as a young Slag, trying to cover our back yard in 3 leaps to avoid the stickers. *never occurred to me to take the time to put on shoes, or that the jumping basically buried them in my feet*

The young Slagger was not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

 

[The Spawn]

Japan could easily ***** slap America if it wanted to.

 

[TheSlag]

Japan could easily ***** slap America if it wanted to.

Didn't they try to already once?

 

[Constantine J.]

Japan could easily ***** slap America if it wanted to.

I have a friend who is a Navy Pilot,and he said this to me also......

 

[Daisy]

Yes. Precisely. We had a nice log cabin with a fireplace so we were set.

There's another rather curious thing that happens when you are in the fog like that... it forces you to see things that are up closer to you. So in your visual plane you focus more at levels that you otherwise maybe would not.

I'm very envious. *just realized the tongue-sticky smilie is no longer green *

 

[The Spawn]

When they tried the first time, they were'nt technological capital of the world.

 

[TheSlag]

When they tried the first time, they were'nt technological capital of the world.

And they also had a standing army to compete with America's. Now they don't.

 

[Daisy]

I can remember as a young Slag, trying to cover our back yard in 3 leaps to avoid the stickers. *never occurred to me to take the time to put on shoes, or that the jumping basically buried them in my feet*

The young Slagger was not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

I don't think you were alone. For some reason, those sort of "smarts" seem to be endemic in young boys.

Young girls have a whole different set a "smarts".

 

[The Spawn]

Technology > Humans

 

[TheSlag]

I don't think you were alone. For some reason, those sort of "smarts" seem to be endemic in young boys.

Young girls have a whole different set a "smarts".

endemic!?!?!?!?! *looks through new word a day calendar... DECEMBER... HELPPPPPP!!!!

And girls havin different smarts... *thinks to the comercial where the guy says.... BIG, BEAUTIFUL... Brains. *that babe has a pair of "smarts" on her*

 

[The Lizard]

Mordor, Greyhawk or Faerun.

 

[TheSlag]

Technology > Humans

Not according to Maxwell's House's Robotic Love for Fred.

 

[maxwell's demon]

i will remain on the high road.
anyone who wants to join, feel free.

 

[Spider-Fett]

Quite honestly, I think that with this administration they would nuke someone well before they ever finished kicking our arse.

 

[Spider-Fett]

Japan could easily ***** slap America if it wanted to.

If it came down to "We will conquer you or you will die" no country could touch us..we have far too much land to hide in. Japan would be a payload of nukes away from a parking lot.

 

[The Spawn]

Fred was a pacifist.

 

[Fred_Fury]

Japan could easily ***** slap America if it wanted to.

You are a moron. Japan doesnt even have an air force. USA wrote their constitution. They arent allowed to have a powerful military. We have bases ALL OVER JAPAN. If it ever came down it, we'd just have those bases wup ash on Japan.

Besides, we already wupped Japan once.

Same goes for Europe. Rammstein Air Force base is smack dab in the middle of Germany. It was loaded with enough firepower to stop a soviet invasion. We can call it today and over run all of mainland europe.


China isnt even a united country. Taiwan, Hong Kong, and Tibet all HATE the communist chinese government. If it ever came down to it, we'd just arm Taiwan, Tibet, and Hong Kong (which we already do in Taiwans case) and have them start a civil war and we'd help the democratic anti-commie side.

 

[omegafro2000]

Canada.

We would totally be taken off-guard. Their CANADA!!!

Plus it would give me an excuse to play that song from the South Park movie.