Who Has A Good Halloween Story?

[C.F. Kane]

I got one.


This year I went as V, a fairly simple store-bought costume. I never really thought about trick-or-treating, but I was just going to wear it to a comedy show at our Student Union that night. After the show, I started biking home, my cape trailing behind me, and I heard some gasps in my wake.

So, I thought, "Wouldn't it be fun if I biked all over campus in my V costume?" And for the hell of it, I did. I just tipped my hat to trick-or-treaters I passed by, and when I caught people by surprise I would relish in the gasps and holy sh**s and omigoditsvforvendettas that I would get. I did about two laps around campus before I heard people shout, "there he is again!" Then I went home.

My face was dripping from sweat and I thought I was going to collapse after biking around my large, hilly campus, but it was so worth it.

So, who else had a good Halloween?

 

[Cyclops]

About thirteen years ago, I lived in a small town in northern Pennsylvania. Well, sure enough, once Halloween came around, it was snowing. Yes, snowing on Halloween night. Quite heavily, too.

So my friends and I decided that instead of straight-up trick-or-treating, we would instead sing Christmas Carols for candy. So we did. We sang Christmas Carols in our ghoul costumes. It was quite a fun evening.

 

[Man-Thing]

I just got in from being a werewolf...

AN ACTUAL WEREWOLF!!!

 

[Kool-Aid]

I got one.


This year I went as V, a fairly simple store-bought costume. I never really thought about trick-or-treating, but I was just going to wear it to a comedy show at our Student Union that night. After the show, I started biking home, my cape trailing behind me, and I heard some gasps in my wake.

So, I thought, "Wouldn't it be fun if I biked all over campus in my V costume?" And for the hell of it, I did. I just tipped my hat to trick-or-treaters I passed by, and when I caught people by surprise I would relish in the gasps and holy sh**s and omigoditsvforvendettas that I would get. I did about two laps around campus before I heard people shout, "there he is again!" Then I went home.

My face was dripping from sweat and I thought I was going to collapse after biking around my large, hilly campus, but it was so worth it.

So, who else had a good Halloween?

Ha! Thats cool. I wanna V costume.

I just gave candy to kids my halloween sucked.

 

[Motown Marvel]

i remember one halloween i was feeling quite randy, so i drove up and down michigan ave. looking for a lady friend who fit my budget...needless to say, while you can get a lot on michigan ave for the 10 bucks i had in my pocket, not too much of it was striking my fancy. but beggars cant be choosers right?

so i settle on this sassy black girl, she reminded me of pam grier from coffy. so i pick her up, and im driving around while she gives me road head and im telling her about how my mom is trying to kick me out. it had been a while since i'd had any, so it didnt take that long to do the deed, right?

so i toss her the ten spot and she tells me to take her back to where i found her. but i wanna hang out longer right? all i wanted to do was talk to her, no sex or nothing, just talk like friends. and she starts b**ching at me and everything like she's got someplace better to be and some one better to be with. but im trying to be totally nice about it, right? cause im totally a nice guy, and i dont understand why she cant see that, but she keeps getting more and more pissed....so i do what anyone would do in that situation and i punch the ho in the face, and she totally flips on me for it. meanwhile, im getting pissed because she's bleeding all over my car. then she starts clawing at me and s#!t, right? at first its out of anger, but then she starts totally getting into it, like sexually and s#!t, she's one of those freaky b!tc#es. so i start getting into it to...i mean why not, right? f**k, i aint paying for it no more.

so im railing the chick in my car, while choking her too...i mean thats what she wanted, i figure. thats what i wanted too...just a friend that i can talk to and be with. she passes out, but i keep going at it. this girl is the best i ever had, and nothing was gonna take her away from me...and i could tell she didnt want to go either, because if she did she'd walk out on me like my ex-girlfriend...but this one passed out, so she's staying with me like she wanted, and for the first time in a long time im totally happy, like one hundred percent, right?

but then i get pissed because she wouldnt wake up! typical ****e. i was slapping her and everything, and her eyes were open but she just wouldnt say or do anything.

so im tired of this girl, and i want her out of my life. but i cant just toss her in the street, that'd be mean...after all, she did make me happy and give me what i wanted, even if it were for just a few moments. so i gotta get rid of her in a nice respectful sort of way. but, heres the kicker! it had been raining the whole time! so, not only is it a pain in the ass to find a good burial spot in detroit as it is...but have you ever tried digging a hole big enough for a ****e when the ground is thoroughly saturated?! that s#!t took me all f**king night, i was pissed at that b!tc#!!! (funny in retrospect though) but it was totally worth it though. best girlfriend i ever had.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

i was dressed as Supergirl and fell down a staricase drunk with my friend and almost died.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

About thirteen years ago, I lived in a small town in northern Pennsylvania. Well, sure enough, once Halloween came around, it was snowing. Yes, snowing on Halloween night. Quite heavily, too.

So my friends and I decided that instead of straight-up trick-or-treating, we would instead sing Christmas Carols for candy. So we did. We sang Christmas Carols in our ghoul costumes. It was quite a fun evening.

So that was you? I that i saw the wolfman and his friends the mummy and dracula out in the snow.

 

[HellOnEarth]

i remember one halloween i was feeling quite randy, so i drove up and down michigan ave. looking for a lady friend who fit my budget...needless to say, while you can get a lot on michigan ave for the 10 bucks i had in my pocket, not too much of it was striking my fancy. but beggars cant be choosers right?

so i settle on this sassy black girl, she reminded me of pam grier from coffy. so i pick her up, and im driving around while she gives me road head and im telling her about how my mom is trying to kick me out. it had been a while since i'd had any, so it didnt take that long to do the deed, right?

so i toss her the ten spot and she tells me to take her back to where i found her. but i wanna hang out longer right? all i wanted to do was talk to her, no sex or nothing, just talk like friends. and she starts b**ching at me and everything like she's got someplace better to be and some one better to be with. but im trying to be totally nice about it, right? cause im totally a nice guy, and i dont understand why she cant see that, but she keeps getting more and more pissed....so i do what anyone would do in that situation and i punch the ho in the face, and she totally flips on me for it. meanwhile, im getting pissed because she's bleeding all over my car. then she starts clawing at me and s#!t, right? at first its out of anger, but then she starts totally getting into it, like sexually and s#!t, she's one of those freaky b!tc#es. so i start getting into it to...i mean why not, right? f**k, i aint paying for it no more.

so im railing the chick in my car, while choking her too...i mean thats what she wanted, i figure. thats what i wanted too...just a friend that i can talk to and be with. she passes out, but i keep going at it. this girl is the best i ever had, and nothing was gonna take her away from me...and i could tell she didnt want to go either, because if she did she'd walk out on me like my ex-girlfriend...but this one passed out, so she's staying with me like she wanted, and for the first time in a long time im totally happy, like one hundred percent, right?

but then i get pissed because she wouldnt wake up! typical ****e. i was slapping her and everything, and her eyes were open but she just wouldnt say or do anything.

so im tired of this girl, and i want her out of my life. but i cant just toss her in the street, that'd be mean...after all, she did make me happy and give me what i wanted, even if it were for just a few moments. so i gotta get rid of her in a nice respectful sort of way. but, heres the kicker! it had been raining the whole time! so, not only is it a pain in the ass to find a good burial spot in detroit as it is...but have you ever tried digging a hole big enough for a ****e when the ground is thoroughly saturated?! that s#!t took me all f**king night, i was pissed at that b!tc#!!! (funny in retrospect though) but it was totally worth it though. best girlfriend i ever had.

Why do I have a feeling--this could be real? Or that you have actually fantasy about doing this?

 

[C.F. Kane]

i remember one halloween i was feeling quite randy, so i drove up and down michigan ave. looking for a lady friend who fit my budget...needless to say, while you can get a lot on michigan ave for the 10 bucks i had in my pocket, not too much of it was striking my fancy. but beggars cant be choosers right?

so i settle on this sassy black girl, she reminded me of pam grier from coffy. so i pick her up, and im driving around while she gives me road head and im telling her about how my mom is trying to kick me out. it had been a while since i'd had any, so it didnt take that long to do the deed, right?

so i toss her the ten spot and she tells me to take her back to where i found her. but i wanna hang out longer right? all i wanted to do was talk to her, no sex or nothing, just talk like friends. and she starts b**ching at me and everything like she's got someplace better to be and some one better to be with. but im trying to be totally nice about it, right? cause im totally a nice guy, and i dont understand why she cant see that, but she keeps getting more and more pissed....so i do what anyone would do in that situation and i punch the ho in the face, and she totally flips on me for it. meanwhile, im getting pissed because she's bleeding all over my car. then she starts clawing at me and s#!t, right? at first its out of anger, but then she starts totally getting into it, like sexually and s#!t, she's one of those freaky b!tc#es. so i start getting into it to...i mean why not, right? f**k, i aint paying for it no more.

so im railing the chick in my car, while choking her too...i mean thats what she wanted, i figure. thats what i wanted too...just a friend that i can talk to and be with. she passes out, but i keep going at it. this girl is the best i ever had, and nothing was gonna take her away from me...and i could tell she didnt want to go either, because if she did she'd walk out on me like my ex-girlfriend...but this one passed out, so she's staying with me like she wanted, and for the first time in a long time im totally happy, like one hundred percent, right?

but then i get pissed because she wouldnt wake up! typical ****e. i was slapping her and everything, and her eyes were open but she just wouldnt say or do anything.

so im tired of this girl, and i want her out of my life. but i cant just toss her in the street, that'd be mean...after all, she did make me happy and give me what i wanted, even if it were for just a few moments. so i gotta get rid of her in a nice respectful sort of way. but, heres the kicker! it had been raining the whole time! so, not only is it a pain in the ass to find a good burial spot in detroit as it is...but have you ever tried digging a hole big enough for a ****e when the ground is thoroughly saturated?! that s#!t took me all f**king night, i was pissed at that b!tc#!!! (funny in retrospect though) but it was totally worth it though. best girlfriend i ever had.

*Halloween* not *Penthouse fantasy*

 

[C.F. Kane]

Oh, I just read the whole thing.


Someone's messed up

 

[Dangerous]

My story is I sat in on the Hype and my gf went out with her friend.

 

[Ronny Shade]

So, who else had a good Halloween?

Not me. I missed halloween this year. I didn't realize that all the parties were the weekend BEFORE.