Who Has Clark Had Sex With?

[GWHH]

I was trying to make a list of the women clark have had sex with on the show. So far I have come up with 2. Am I missing anyone or any other dates?


Lana Lang s5e2, s5e3, s7e7, and s8e14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=690AcbZMrjE

and of course lois lane s10e7

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV6xFdL16Ac


did i must anyone?

 

[Johnny]

He did not have sex with Nicole. And he is an idiot for it haha. Same with Alicia. He had with Lana and Lois.

 

[KalKai]

Martha while Jonathan was away.























LOL!

 

[Ultra Lantern]

That's so wrong.

 

[Sawyer]

Martha while Jonathan was away.























LOL!

 

[Prison Mike]

Why would you make a list of people Clark has had sex with?

 

[Hush]

That's what i'm thinking Mike. haha.

 

[BizarroAids]

I always liked Alicia. Especially her comeback, she just wanted to protect Clark. It was sad when she was killed.

He should have tapped that.

 

[Johnny]

Don't forget Kyla, too. Clark was really unlucky in love for the longest time lol.

 

[B]

Lana, Lois & Lex one time when Lex was unconscious & then one time when Clark was on Red-K.. however he doesn't count the second one because he was under the influence, it didn't mean anything & he can't rememeber it.

 

[DavidB1111]

LOL! B, that's almost as bad as Martha.

What's really messed up is that he would remember if he had sex on Red K.
Although, that would explain why Lex hates him so much.

To OP, why so curious?
But yeah, Lana and Lois.

Although, remember when Clark found Chloe in his loft wearing nothing but his football jersey, and how the next day he was like. "NO! Nothing happened!"
Yeah, I think something happened.

 

[Webhead2006]

Cllark has only had sex with lana first then lois. He almost did it with alica when he was under red kryptonite but she took it off him and he stopped.

 

[Prison Mike]

I remember people saying that if Clark had sex with Alicia while under Red K, it would have been considered rape. Can't remember if it was people here or on kryptonsite saying it.

 

[Johnny]

Probably on TwoP lol.

 

[Dark Raven]

I wish Maxima were added to his conquests. That actress was hot.

Also, there was that girl who turned into a she-wolf. I forget her name, but she was quite hot too, and her clothes usually disappeared.

Kara was hot too, but that's probably pushing it with her.

He could've done it with Zatanna when he was under her spell.

 

[dru-zod2501]

There was that time with Tess & Zee together in The Planet after that wet...

oh I was dreaming that? Carry on then...

 

[DavidB1111]

Kara was hot too, but that's probably pushing it with her.

Well, maybe not so much,

She is hot. Also, I'm fairly certain it's more illegal on Earth than Krypton. A civilization with a thousand years more advanced technology wouldn't be able to overcome the genetic issues with that?
Dru-Zod, that's a good one.

I remember that time where Clark, Lois, Tess, and Zatanna all played naughty Truth or Dare.
Wait, no, I wrote that story, my bad. It should have happened though...

 

[Nave 'Torment']

David, I really want to read that story of yours , but let me finish up Season 9 on DVD first. Hehe.

And as for with Kara NO! PLEASE NO! She's like, what? 16? A minor? A child? His BABY SISTER?! Okay I'll ease up, I know that cousins do marry in certain societies and its completely okay with that. With Kryptonians I'd say they would've complied for the sake of 'continuing the race' , but there ARE other Kryptonian feymales alive y'know. Cloned or otherwise.

 

[DavidB1111]

Uh, on Smallville, she's much older than that.
And uh, Pre-Crisis Supergirl was in her 20s long before the Anti-Monitor killed her.

So, yeah, it's not a 16 year old issue. It's more of something else.

That comic panel from above would have never been made if that Kara was under 18. This was from the 70s or so, they pushed the envelope, true. But there were things they wouldn't do.

Well, okay, Kara had Comet the Superhorse, and Comet really liked her. "I'll follow you for now, Supergirl, but someday I want you to know that you belong with me."

I know he was a centaur...but still.
No, I'm not making that up. I assure you, Comet was not into Statutory rape.

Nave, my story takes place this season. I'll send it to you

 

[NewYorkSpider]

He's had sex with every girl in Smallville. He has super speed. Those girls don't even know what hit them.

And when he lost his powers, he just slipped ruffies in girls drinks at the Talon.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Way to go Clark!

 

[DavidB1111]

He's had sex with every girl in Smallville. He has super speed. Those girls don't even know what hit them.

And when he lost his powers, he just slipped ruffies in girls drinks at the Talon.

BWAHAHAHA!
That's good.


"I feel funny, Clark."
"It's okay, Chloe, it will be fine."
"I hear yellow!"
"OOPS, I put LSD instead of GHB in your drink. My bad."
"What?" <drops dead from LSD overdose>
"Well, this is awkward."

 

[JoeyConQueso]

BWAHAHAHA!
That's good.


"I feel funny, Clark."
"It's okay, Chloe, it will be fine."
"I hear yellow!"
"OOPS, I put LSD instead of GHB in your drink. My bad."
"What?" <drops dead from LSD overdose>
"Well, this is awkward."

*Waits till he's 35 to send the Earth into reverse and pretend this never happened*

 

[John Locke]

Clark Kent would never have sex with Martha or Kara! But Clark Luthor might. t:

 

[Prison Mike]

Or Lionel in Clark's body...