Why Do All Midgets Look The Same

[The-Dark-Knight]

Serious question, why do all 'small people' or midgets look the same? I dont mean in height i mean in facial appearence?

 

[Immortalfire]

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Something i've always pondered.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

It's because there is one Grand Dwarf Queen Mother who gives birth to them all.
Dwarven egg sacks, several million a week, are layed, and carried on the wind/water.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

It's because there is one Grand Dwarf Queen Mother who gives birth to them all.
Dwarven egg sacks, several million a week, are layed, and carried on the wind/water.

Oddly that makes sense.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

No it doesn't!

I talked about Dwarves when the thread is about MIDGETS.

It makes no sense at all.

 

[Steve Rogers]

They don't. You are just seeing one midget in a house of mirrors.

 

[Mee]

All midgets are failed cloning experiments. Thus, they all look like the poor lab-rat guy.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

They don't. You are just seeing one midget in a house of mirrors.

No really they do, I want a midget as a pet, sewsome straps to him make him into a rucksack, 'here randolph hold my drink'.