Why do people consider Chuck Norris so great?

[Kenji Li]

Why?

 

[ShadowBoxing]

They don't, that's the joke.

 

[danielisthor]

Excuse you? Norris shall bless you soon enough. *awaits the roundhouse kick*

 

[Kenji Li]

that makes sense.
i didnt know people meant it as a joke.

 

[Socrates]

They don't, that's the joke.

Not that great of a joke if you have to explain it.

 

[Mic]

that makes sense.
i didnt know people meant it as a joke.

So you thought people really beleived chuck norris created the universe and all that crap?







Dont hurt me Chuck...please.

 

[Kenji Li]

So you thought people really beleived chuck norris created the universe and all that crap?







Dont hurt me Chuck...please.

no, not that.

the mild stuff.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Not that great of a joke if you have to explain it.

I didn't make the joke

 

[Socrates]

I didn't make the joke

And yet you had to explain it to somebody.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

And yet you had to explain it to somebody.

Well that was the topic of the thread so...

 

[unstoppable]

no, not that.

the mild stuff.

like...
Chuck Norris once loss both his legs in a car accident and was still able to "walk" it off

 

[Kenji Li]

like...
Chuck Norris once loss both his legs in a car accident and was still able to "walk" it off

ok, you got me.

 

[Socrates]

Well that was the topic of the thread so...

Of course, of course...

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

cause its f**king chuck norris ***** no reason needed

 

[unstoppable]

ok, you got me.

how bout..
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad
Chuck Norris invented the apple

The director of Brokeback Mountain originally asked Chuck Norris if he wanted to play in it,this director was never seen again.
NEVER ask Chuck Norris to be in a gay cowboy movie

 

[Dorian Gray]

 

[The Apocalypse]

Chuck Norris is lame

 

[Ben Urich]

Chuck Norris is lame

Don't blaspheme.

 

[Immortalfire]

The director of Brokeback Mountain originally asked Chuck Norris if he wanted to play in it,this director was never seen again.

Ahahaha

 

[Ben Urich]

When Batman gets scared, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.

 

[Immortalfire]

A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is the preferred method of execution in seven states.

 

[LEX]

 

[Bastila]

Can I just ask WHO is he, I here about him all over the place but WHO is he?

 

[Ben Urich]

Can I just ask WHO is he, I here about him all over the place but WHO is he?

 

[comicgirl]

A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is the preferred method of execution in seven states.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.