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Okay. I recently bought and watched 2.1. But I couldn't decide which cut I prefer, that or the Theatrical version. So I yesterday I watched my original cut DVD again. And afterwards I couldn't believe how much they ruined an already perfect movie with all this new stuff.
In my opinion, all of the added seconds to scenes really spoil the flow of pace in the movie, like Peter with the campus Doctor, Peter with the pizza guy, Peter delivering the Pizzas etc. But my real problems with 2.1 are the the bigger additions and new scenes.
For starters how about at Peter's birthday. When Harry tells Peter that he wants Spider-man dead, just like Peter wanted Uncle Ben's killer dead. WHAT!? This makes no sense to me what-so-ever. Harry doesn't know that Peter chased after Ben's killer. That he was there when Uncle Ben's killer fell to his death. Think about it, when would Peter have said that? That actually wanted the guy dead. He wouldn't have said it! And then we see a picture of Peter and Osborn together. In the Parker home! Err.... excuse me? Peter and Uncle Ben, yes. Peter and Norman Osborn!? Even if May doesn't know that Norman was the Goblin. And even if Peter decided against his better judgement not to remove it from the house. It still doesn't feel natural that there would be a picture of them together there.
The new elevator scene just isn't funny. Atleast the original version of that scene was partly amusing and had that awkward elevator ride feel to it. And it makes perfect sense that the guy with the dog didn't realise it was the real Spider-man in the Theatrical version. Because come on, who expects to see the real Spider-man (someone who swings around the city on webs) riding in an elevator!? Of course the guy would assume it's just someone dressed up as Spidey.
But my biggest gripe has to be the new MJ scene shopping with her friend. This scene not only, again disrupts the flow of the movie, but also serves to make MJ look extremely shallow and stupid! In the original version it was quite obvious to me that MJ accepted John's proposal because she's trying to move on. Trying to put her feelings for Peter behind her. This is made clear by the fact, that in the very scene before their engagement is anounced she's talking to Peter telling him how painful it is to think about him.
But now were told that she accepts John's proposal because her father had told her she would never find a husband, or something like that. What!? That totally sucks as a reason to get married to the guy. Atleast in the original version you can believe that she's desperate to put her feelings for Peter behind her. She may be kidding herself, which she eventually realises, but it's still more believable.
Then there's the new Jameson scene in the Spidey outfit. Again, totally breaks the pace of the movie. But more than that, I don't find it funny. I find it embarrassing to watch because it's not funny. In the original version, it's perfect. At first JJJ is happy because he feels he defeated Spidey, made him quit. Then when Spidey is needed he realises he was wrong about him (before hounding afer his blood once more after Peter steals back his costume!). Seeing Jameson jumping about on his desk pretending to be Spidey really ruins this (and yes, i'm well aware that in the comics JJJ was secretly jealous of Spidey, but it still doesn't work for me here).
Even the new fight scenes fail to impress me. Mostly because of the way they were edited into the existing film, interupting the flow of what were already great fight scenes. Although I did like the new office rumble, I just can't buy into the physics of that scene. There's no way that Ock could throw Spidey out that window with enough momentum that when Spidey latches onto him with webbing that it would drag Ock out with him too. It's just physically impossible! How heavy is Spidey exactly!? I know it's just a movie. But even within that movie world there are certain rules of physics that have to be applied in order for us to buy into the story.
I know people will probably jump on me for venting all of this. But to those I would simply say, please don't turn your back on the original cut of the film!! It's still great. It's still perfect! If you don't believe me, go watch it again! I think you'll be surprised just how unecessary 2.1 really is.
In my opinion, all of the added seconds to scenes really spoil the flow of pace in the movie, like Peter with the campus Doctor, Peter with the pizza guy, Peter delivering the Pizzas etc. But my real problems with 2.1 are the the bigger additions and new scenes.
For starters how about at Peter's birthday. When Harry tells Peter that he wants Spider-man dead, just like Peter wanted Uncle Ben's killer dead. WHAT!? This makes no sense to me what-so-ever. Harry doesn't know that Peter chased after Ben's killer. That he was there when Uncle Ben's killer fell to his death. Think about it, when would Peter have said that? That actually wanted the guy dead. He wouldn't have said it! And then we see a picture of Peter and Osborn together. In the Parker home! Err.... excuse me? Peter and Uncle Ben, yes. Peter and Norman Osborn!? Even if May doesn't know that Norman was the Goblin. And even if Peter decided against his better judgement not to remove it from the house. It still doesn't feel natural that there would be a picture of them together there.
The new elevator scene just isn't funny. Atleast the original version of that scene was partly amusing and had that awkward elevator ride feel to it. And it makes perfect sense that the guy with the dog didn't realise it was the real Spider-man in the Theatrical version. Because come on, who expects to see the real Spider-man (someone who swings around the city on webs) riding in an elevator!? Of course the guy would assume it's just someone dressed up as Spidey.
But my biggest gripe has to be the new MJ scene shopping with her friend. This scene not only, again disrupts the flow of the movie, but also serves to make MJ look extremely shallow and stupid! In the original version it was quite obvious to me that MJ accepted John's proposal because she's trying to move on. Trying to put her feelings for Peter behind her. This is made clear by the fact, that in the very scene before their engagement is anounced she's talking to Peter telling him how painful it is to think about him.
But now were told that she accepts John's proposal because her father had told her she would never find a husband, or something like that. What!? That totally sucks as a reason to get married to the guy. Atleast in the original version you can believe that she's desperate to put her feelings for Peter behind her. She may be kidding herself, which she eventually realises, but it's still more believable.
Then there's the new Jameson scene in the Spidey outfit. Again, totally breaks the pace of the movie. But more than that, I don't find it funny. I find it embarrassing to watch because it's not funny. In the original version, it's perfect. At first JJJ is happy because he feels he defeated Spidey, made him quit. Then when Spidey is needed he realises he was wrong about him (before hounding afer his blood once more after Peter steals back his costume!). Seeing Jameson jumping about on his desk pretending to be Spidey really ruins this (and yes, i'm well aware that in the comics JJJ was secretly jealous of Spidey, but it still doesn't work for me here).
Even the new fight scenes fail to impress me. Mostly because of the way they were edited into the existing film, interupting the flow of what were already great fight scenes. Although I did like the new office rumble, I just can't buy into the physics of that scene. There's no way that Ock could throw Spidey out that window with enough momentum that when Spidey latches onto him with webbing that it would drag Ock out with him too. It's just physically impossible! How heavy is Spidey exactly!? I know it's just a movie. But even within that movie world there are certain rules of physics that have to be applied in order for us to buy into the story.
I know people will probably jump on me for venting all of this. But to those I would simply say, please don't turn your back on the original cut of the film!! It's still great. It's still perfect! If you don't believe me, go watch it again! I think you'll be surprised just how unecessary 2.1 really is.