Why is Kwame playing the timpani?

[Leto Atrides]

http://www.fanart-central.net/user-Cool_67_page-1.php


This is quite possibly the most bizarre fanart I have ever seen. It's all television characters, either playing instruments, at the beach, or riding motorcycles. And combinations thereof:

Here is Ben and Fred Savage (i.e. Cory Matthews, from Boy Meets World and Kevin Arnold from the Wonder Years, respectively) playing the marimba and vibes. In white tuxes:

Here's a PSA from the White Ranger:

There are over 90 pictures like this. None of them are sexual or anything. Just marimbas and guitars and motorcycles. It's the damndest thing.

 

[Tsunulia]

Dude. What the crap?

 

[LEX]

They're probably for educational purposes.

Music teacher: "Class. What do you call this instrument? [shows class a picture of a lady playing timpani]"
Class: "[yawns]"
Music teacher: "Come on now. What do you call this instrument? [taps the picture with a stick]"
Class: "[snores]"
Music teacher: "Okay. Now, what do you call this instrument? [shows a new picture of White Ranger playing timpani]"
Class: "Ooohhh. A timpani!"
Music teacher: "Very good, class. [claps]"

 

[dr venture]

 

[Erzengel]

Wtf is this s't?

 

[Super Mark]

Why is Kwame playing the timpani?

Maybe because, um, maybe... wait, I've got it... Because it rhymes!

 

[Tsunulia]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*right click and save*

 

[PWN3R]

http://www.fanart-central.net/user-Cool_67_page-1.php

Here's a PSA from the White Ranger:

I dont think there is a word known to man on how awesome this pic is!

 

[LEX]

Wtf is this s't?

Bump your ask-questions-before-starting-a-thread thread. Too many what-the-**** threads are being made.

 

[Super Mark]

I know someone who only knows how to draw horses.
Maybe this kid only knows how to draw superheroes and band instruments...

 

[ampersand]

This one looks like it's telling kids to beat each other while ontop of drums, as opposed to on top of another person.

 

[Leto Atrides]

"Agent Cody Banks; Jams With A Guitarist!"

"Cody Banks would be better off playing a futuristic tympani, than the clarinet."

 

[PWN3R]

This one looks like it's telling kids to beat each other while ontop of drums, as opposed to on top of another person.

Even better!

I remember when I was little, all the kids at my school would fight because we were the power rangers beech!

 

[ampersand]

Even better!

I remember when I was little, all the kids at my school would fight because we were the power rangers beech!

As a summer job I work at a local playground running games for kids grades k-9. Today a kid in first grade and I had a power ranger fight for like 15 minutes. That kid knew some sweet PR karate.

 

[LEX]

I fought this bully once in elementary school, kung-fu style, but no mention of the Power Rangers, I'm afraid. I did beat his ass down with my learned Jackie-Chan Power-Rangers Matrix kung fu karate, though.

Then my left knee was scarred. You could see my bone, so the entire skin was gone. Nasty stuff.

But I beat down the bully, so yay yay.

 

[Super Mark]

Lex,
Perhaps I could offer you some advice.
Rather than beat on the bully, perhaps you
could have beat on a drum.
(less injurous on the knees, I understand...)

 

[Erzengel]

Bump your ask-questions-before-starting-a-thread thread. Too many what-the-**** threads are being made.

Mine are least 2.5 times better than any others sorry.

 

[LEX]

Lex,
Perhaps I could offer you some advice.
Rather than beat on the bully, perhaps you
could have beat on a drum.
(less injurous on the knees, I understand...)

How could I? He insisted.

 

[Leto Atrides]

Violence is not the answer.

You should have gotten together Frankie and Batman to make a band.

 

[LEX]

Violence is not the answer.

I was young and naive. I mostly use verbal, witty attacks now.

And besides, it felt pretty good. There was no punching or anything. I only did the blockings and some *****-slapping.

You should have gotten together Frankie and Batman to make a band.

Uh no.

 

[comanche_joe]

There we go much better

 

[Leto Atrides]

Just found this one:

The speech bubble says, ""Yo dudes, when it comes to drugs, I remove the G & place an M! Mikey gets high playing drums!" (Snare drum roll)"

Someone commented that the sunglasses makes the turtles look scary, to which the artist responded, "Don't be scared of the shades! It's what makes the Ninja Turtle Band look cool!"

 

[screech_turbo]

hahaha

 

[Cyclops]

I thought I knew what lameness was. I find out today that I was highly misinformed.

 

[imdaly]

Just found this one:

The speech bubble says, ""Yo dudes, when it comes to drugs, I remove the G & place an M! Mikey gets high playing drums!" (Snare drum roll)"

Someone commented that the sunglasses makes the turtles look scary, to which the artist responded, "Don't be scared of the shades! It's what makes the Ninja Turtle Band look cool!"

Am I the only one who thinks that, as lame as this picture is, they had to use the SABAN version of TMNT for the logo??