Why Would A Woman Take Off Her Shoes…

She probably figured she could get better jumping distance out in front of the bus if she was barefoot. If she tripped trying to jump in the heels, she might have just got her legs run over or something. Although, if she's still alive, she apparently did a half-assed job anyway. Hopefully she'll get some mental help if she recovers.


I'm still interested by the fact that Eggy noted the height of the heels on the shoes at the accident scene. An attempt to divert his focus away from a horrific tableau, or merely a creepy shoe fetish?
 
Hmm cafe Nero - so many to pick through

Still searching for the one
 
She probably figured she could get better jumping distance out in front of the bus if she was barefoot. If she tripped trying to jump in the heels, she might have just got her legs run over or something. Although, if she's still alive, she apparently did a half-assed job anyway. Hopefully she'll get some mental help if she recovers.


I'm still interested by the fact that Eggy noted the height of the heels on the shoes at the accident scene. An attempt to divert his focus away from a horrific tableau, or merely a creepy shoe fetish?

:lmao:

Trust you to find the hidden message.

Wanna foot rub?

Hmm cafe Nero - so many to pick through

Still searching for the one

It's the one just near Piccadilly :cwink:
 
You know Eggy, You could save A LOT of money a year if you brew your own coffee instead of buying it. You literally could save Hundreds of Pounds or whatever funny-money you Blokes use.
 
I know, SuBe, I tell myself that exact thing all the time.

And you're right, it's pounds we use in Britain.
 
I know, SuBe, I tell myself that exact thing all the time.

And you're right, it's pounds we use in Britain.

Which is still stronger than the ....eh hem almighty $$$ I may add
 
It's clear that the woman jumped so hard and so fast in her effort to throw herself into the bus that she flew clear out of her shoes in the process.

jag
 
It's clear that the woman jumped so hard and so fast in her effort to throw herself into the bus that she flew clear out of her shoes in the process.

jag
 
Was her name Carrie Bradshaw, and were those shoes Milhano Blahnik?
 
Update!

I've just been on my lunch break, back to the scene, back for another coffee to keep me awake through the drudgery known as work. The shoes have gone, but did anyone really think they wold still be there? Neither did I.

After going to this particular cooffeehouse most days, I have a bit of banter with one of the girls who works there. I was telling her about the shoes; she found it quite puzzling too. But she has given me a bit of info: the woman seemed to be very much alive when they hoisted her into the ambulance.

Maybe she should have left them on?

I feel as though I am "very much" alive right now, also I haven't been smacked by a bus. So was she really "very much" alive? It looks like the shoes weren't the source of her invulnerability afterall.
 
I feel as though I am "very much" alive right now, also I haven't been smacked by a bus. So was she really "very much" alive? It looks like the shoes weren't the source of her invulnerability afterall.

If you think about being dead and squashed, even a twitching pile of flesh is very much alive compared to being cold and stiff. :yay:

I kid. I get what you mean, man. Just sounded to me when talking to the girl at the coffeehouse that the woman showed plenty of signs of life and all her limbs were still attatched.

K? :cwink:
 
If you think about being dead and squashed, even a twitching pile of flesh is very much alive compared to being cold and stiff. :yay:

I kid. I get what you mean, man. Just sounded to me when talking to the girl at the coffeehouse that the woman showed plenty of signs of life and all her limbs were still attatched.

K? :cwink:

lol. I dig.
 
Do women destroy men? Only if they drive buses...

lol
 
She was clearly using another common woman-trick to destroy the bus driver's life.
 
You can't jump in front of a bus good with high heels on:o
 
You can't jump in front of a bus good with high heels on:o

Speaking from experience? :cwink:


We've been through the whole e-bay thing, Apocalypse. I went back to the site after gathering my senses and they'd already gone. Wouldn't have got much for em anyway. :oldrazz:
 
Why would a woman take off her shoes before jumping in front of a bus?

In wrestling (Olympic style, not WWE style), a wrestler leaving his shoes on the mat is a symbolic sign of retirement. The lady retired from living, I guess.

:huh:
 
Because she got them for 15.99 at JC Penny, and no one should ever let a bargain like that go to waste.
 
Why does this s**t read like a short story and what if she fell out of her shoes in front of the bus. :o
 
Judging by her y'know trying to top herself she was probably depressed and let's face it depressed people to stupid illogical things, most of these things are to do with hiding or escaping so maybe part of her escape was an escape from convention in taking off her shoes... then jumping in front of a bus, btw the sci fi fan part of me wonders if some witch just really wanted her shoes.

Oh and did you get the number of the bus?
 

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