Wilhelm's Mushy One Year Hypeiversary,Dawg!!!

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  1. Wilhelm-Scream

    Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    A year ago I registered at the Hype. I've loved the Fantastic Four since I was a kid and the Thing was my favorite character so of course I was anxious to find any leaked pics of him from the set.

    When I saw the gummi bear, orange circus peanut, rubber eraser/burn victim 5 foot two atrocity they were trying to pass off as the Thing I was apalled. The pain and frustration was considerable and I sought solace in reading fan comments, knowing I wasn't alone.
    But then, on the Hype, some IDIOT was saying that the Thing looked PERFECT and this balloon-head was jazzed for this movie.
    I couldn't just laugh this off. I had to log on and list the 50 reasons this fool was wrong wrong WRONG. So I'd just joined ranks with "The Brow-Beaters" in the Great Rocky Eyebrow War of '04.

    For my blood pressure's sake I couldn't stay at the F4 forums for too long at a time, so I got bored and strolled over to Community. HERE, some goof was saying that the Earth was only 7,000 years old and that the Biblical God who sent wild bears to eat little kids 'cause they made fun of a bald dude...was a caring, loving, forgiving and just God?!?
    I had to straighten this naive Bible-licker out. But then in the midst of the debate, some Christians were answering my questions thoughtfully with respectfully-worded, even FUNNY posts. With each exchange my respect was growing for these misguided but cool people. So then I got sucked in.

    I've been blown away by how many intelligent, educated, cool and Conan O'Brien/Bill Hicks-level hilarious people I've encountered here since then. My job as Concierge/Security...sure, there are times where I have to go get a millionaire's pheasant out of their freezer because their flight from Ibiza was delayed, or I have to stop a homeless crack-head who's trying to rape a dog out front, but 80% of the time I have to sit at this b.o.r.i.n.g. desk waiting for someone to rape a dog :(.

    So the Hype has transformed my job to the point that I dread coming in a lot less and I'm sure that all the thought provocation, debate, entertainment and piss-yer-pants laughter I've found here has added 2 or 3 years to my life. I'm appreciative of all of you who are cool and grateful that in a sea of billions of morons and ass****s on the internet, I happened to stumble on such a rare collective of awesome people.

    So, I've made 2 lists ( which was an incredible pain in the ASS! :mad: )
    List #1 You have sufficiently amused me, or you sound cool, or I can relate to what your saying and look forward to your posts. Or I really, Really enjoy laughing at your pathetic-ass and hate you...in a GOOD way! :):up:
    List #2 To me, these are the elite, demi-gods in the Hype-antheon. I almost think of you as celebrities and I'm either a fan of yours, a HUGE fan of yours, or, as bizarre as it is with nothing but disembodied thoughts expressed in text from all over the world, I think of you as at least a Cyber-Friend.
    Thanks for a fun year, Hype. You are loved. AWWwwww.
     
  2. Wilhelm-Scream

    Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    List #1

    Addendum...Ahura Mazda...All-Star Superman...Anguisette1979

    Babs Gordon...Ballistic Liz...Bored

    C.F. Kane...C.Lee...Camera Obscura...Carter...C.Conn

    Danger Mouse...darkdonnie...DBella...DeadFeckin'Last...dmcnx...Docker...dpm07...Dr.Fear...
    Duende Verde

    echostation...Ed Extraordinaire

    Franklin Richards...Fry's Girl

    Guy At Work

    Hades...hey yo it's sean...hippie hunter...Hollow Wood Director...
    Honey Vibe...Hudson...HUMAN...huskerwebhead

    InsaneDwayne

    JewishHobbit...JLBats...the real Albafan...JoLiE MeNdEz...Joseph Freefall...JStorm

    Kessel Day...KingOfDreams...KMack...Kurosawa

    Lord Siva...Lord Valumart

    M.E.H..E.B...Malice...Mentok...Mongo44..Morg...Motown Marvel...Mr. Edward Hyde...NOFX

    oakzap425

    Phoney Bone...Phantasm

    Roughneck...Ryoko

    Saph...SaphirePrima...Silver Sable...Slipknot...Son of Logan...Spider-Fett...
    Stewie Griffin...Strike-Hard...Super Ferret...Supergirl...Superhobo...Sword Master...Symbiotica

    terry78...That-Guy...The Incredible Hulk...The Joker...The Kingpin...
    The Lumberjack...The Riddler...The Spawn...the ultimate evil...Twitch...twylight...Ultimate Fan...Vibeke T...VICTORVONDOOMX

    Wetgorilla...Winter Spleen...Wobbly

    Thanks for being you, b*****s :)
     
  3. Kaleb

    Kaleb Devil of Hells Kitchen

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    congrats :up:
     
  4. guitarsingerguy

    guitarsingerguy Who am I?

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    So uh............where are the lists. :o No, but I'm sure we enjoy having you around as much as you enjoy being here Willhelm. It's always a pleasure to read one of your posts, because you always say what you really think. Obviously I haven't always agreed, but you gotta respect someone for that. Wait a damn minute........I came in here to rag on you for being all mushy, and now I'm doing it too!!!!!!:mad:
     
  5. Equint77

    Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV

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    << superstar status
     
  6. Abaddon

    Abaddon Watching

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    I cant wait till List 2.:)
     
  7. Wilhelm-Scream

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    List #2, Electric Boogaloo

    4StringFox + Elijya
    Abaddon
    Bath Rat
    BrodieBruce
    Captain Obvious
    Carmine Falcone
    Colossal Spoons + AndThePickles
    Corinthian
    Daisy
    Darnell
    Dew K. Mosi
    Dog Lips
    Drakon
    E.Bison
    GammaMike
    Godzilla2000
    guitarsingerguy
    Gunblade
    Herr Logan
    hunter rider
    jaguarr
    jonty30
    Kaleb
    Karem-Knight
    Kevin Roegele
    Kipobe
    Kypade
    Lackey
    LightningStrikez!
    MakeMineMarvel
    Man-Thing
    Master Cheif
    Matt
    Maxwell's Demon
    Mr. Sparkle
    Odin's Lapdog
    Outsiderzedge
    Paladin
    Paradoxium
    PLAS
    reggiebar
    Sarge 2.0
    The Amazing Lee
    The Last Meatbag
    The Lizard
    The Almighty Fuzz
    TheSumOfGod
    THWIP*
    tomahawk53
    Toven
    Truthteller

    But I gotta give the special thanks to:
    EQUINT77
    and
    ERZENGEL
    You guys are the best. Sometimes I think of us as brothers-in-arms, on a tour of duty together, in the war against boredom at work. You're my kind of people:up:

    Equint, I was cleaning out my basement and I found MANDY MOORE! I'm shipping her to you for the weekend. You earned it. Maybe someday we can wake up in the drunk-tank together, but I doubt it since we'll both probably die before we reach 40. :(:up:

    Erzengel, you're awesome. If I ever decide to give in and do a girl in a very uncomfortable place, I'll think of you. :) (WAit...that didn't sound right...)

    anyway, I don't even talk to you guys that often anymore because I got tired of constantly saying " LMFAO!" or "Totally dude, TOtally!" all the time.
    Thanks again.
     
  8. Mr. Thing

    Mr. Thing HAHAHAHA no.

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    Yeah, I agree with you.
     
  9. C.F. Kane

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    Thanks. I'm glad you like me/like to laugh at me. Always good to have some recognition.
     
  10. guitarsingerguy

    guitarsingerguy Who am I?

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    I've just got one question. What the hell are the bold names for? :confused:
     
  11. Wilhelm-Scream

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    Oh and, muscles ?...........







































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    Randor :D
    old friend.
     
  12. Mr. Thing

    Mr. Thing HAHAHAHA no.

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    He likes those people more? :confused:
     
  13. The Squirrel

    The Squirrel Le Rongeur

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    happy one year.

    even though im not on a list :(
     
  14. Kaleb

    Kaleb Devil of Hells Kitchen

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    the bold ones are proberbly the ones who should really be in the list2
     
  15. guitarsingerguy

    guitarsingerguy Who am I?

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    So everyone else is just fluff. Nice.
     
  16. Erzengel

    Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Wilhelm

    Congratulations on the 1 year anniversary and thanks for special mention. I think I had to fight back a tear or two. You are definitelly one of the best posters on here and I look forward to a day where you, me and Equint can bury a hooker together. :up:
     
  17. Equint77

    Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV

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    LOL... thanks Wilh... you're a cool guy.

    I'm actually glad someone understands some of the nonsense I throw out there. And that I don't sound stupider than I think. Both you and Erz and the rest of the people who I communicate with here make the work day more tolerable. Which is why I'm here so much. Let's keep on posting till we drop dead. :D

    oh yeah.... I love Mandy Moore.. especially her young *****. It's so tender.
     
  18. guitarsingerguy

    guitarsingerguy Who am I?

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    Dude, you should get special mention if for no other reason than you've had the most kick ass avatars for the past few months. :up:
     
  19. Equint77

    Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV

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    We can always find some hoe on the street.. I'm still waiting for our plan to jack that guys' house full of memorabilia. :up: :spidey: :up:
     
  20. The Traveller

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    Why is there no The Traveller in any of your lists?:unishr::mad::(:o



    ~*flings spinning blades*~
     
  21. Erzengel

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    I totally forgot about both those guys places. We totally have to jack them and leave the owners tied up and buck naked in the middle of their empty rooms where the only thing you'd be able to hear is the sound of their muffled crying. :up:
     
  22. Equint77

    Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV

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    I'm actually overwhelmed... I thought I'd be on the list but not like that. I guess I do have a purpose. :D
     
  23. Equint77

    Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV

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    then open up a flea market close to their homes and sell them back thier stuff. :up: :up: :up:

    easy money
     
  24. Erzengel

    Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Most of my avatars I stumble upon. I'm always on the lookout for a new one. But thanks it's nice I'm not the only one who enjoys my avatars. :up:

    Maybe if you stopped flilnging spinning blades? Well it's something you can aspire too. You can work on trying to be on Wilhelms's 2nd anniversary thread.

    I was just looking for a shout out too. I feel honored. :)
     
  25. guitarsingerguy

    guitarsingerguy Who am I?

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    Matter of fact, your avatars had inspired me to go rewatch several Transformers episodes that I had not seen in forever.
     

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