Wilhelm's Mushy One Year Hypeiversary,Dawg!!!

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A year ago I registered at the Hype. I've loved the Fantastic Four since I was a kid and the Thing was my favorite character so of course I was anxious to find any leaked pics of him from the set.

When I saw the gummi bear, orange circus peanut, rubber eraser/burn victim 5 foot two atrocity they were trying to pass off as the Thing I was apalled. The pain and frustration was considerable and I sought solace in reading fan comments, knowing I wasn't alone.
But then, on the Hype, some IDIOT was saying that the Thing looked PERFECT and this balloon-head was jazzed for this movie.
I couldn't just laugh this off. I had to log on and list the 50 reasons this fool was wrong wrong WRONG. So I'd just joined ranks with "The Brow-Beaters" in the Great Rocky Eyebrow War of '04.

For my blood pressure's sake I couldn't stay at the F4 forums for too long at a time, so I got bored and strolled over to Community. HERE, some goof was saying that the Earth was only 7,000 years old and that the Biblical God who sent wild bears to eat little kids 'cause they made fun of a bald dude...was a caring, loving, forgiving and just God?!?
I had to straighten this naive Bible-licker out. But then in the midst of the debate, some Christians were answering my questions thoughtfully with respectfully-worded, even FUNNY posts. With each exchange my respect was growing for these misguided but cool people. So then I got sucked in.

I've been blown away by how many intelligent, educated, cool and Conan O'Brien/Bill Hicks-level hilarious people I've encountered here since then. My job as Concierge/Security...sure, there are times where I have to go get a millionaire's pheasant out of their freezer because their flight from Ibiza was delayed, or I have to stop a homeless crack-head who's trying to rape a dog out front, but 80% of the time I have to sit at this b.o.r.i.n.g. desk waiting for someone to rape a dog :(.

So the Hype has transformed my job to the point that I dread coming in a lot less and I'm sure that all the thought provocation, debate, entertainment and piss-yer-pants laughter I've found here has added 2 or 3 years to my life. I'm appreciative of all of you who are cool and grateful that in a sea of billions of morons and ass****s on the internet, I happened to stumble on such a rare collective of awesome people.

So, I've made 2 lists ( which was an incredible pain in the ASS! :mad: )
List #1 You have sufficiently amused me, or you sound cool, or I can relate to what your saying and look forward to your posts. Or I really, Really enjoy laughing at your pathetic-ass and hate you...in a GOOD way! :):up:
List #2 To me, these are the elite, demi-gods in the Hype-antheon. I almost think of you as celebrities and I'm either a fan of yours, a HUGE fan of yours, or, as bizarre as it is with nothing but disembodied thoughts expressed in text from all over the world, I think of you as at least a Cyber-Friend.
Thanks for a fun year, Hype. You are loved. AWWwwww.
 
List #1

Addendum...Ahura Mazda...All-Star Superman...Anguisette1979

Babs Gordon...Ballistic Liz...Bored

C.F. Kane...C.Lee...Camera Obscura...Carter...C.Conn

Danger Mouse...darkdonnie...DBella...DeadFeckin'Last...dmcnx...Docker...dpm07...Dr.Fear...
Duende Verde

echostation...Ed Extraordinaire

Franklin Richards...Fry's Girl

Guy At Work

Hades...hey yo it's sean...hippie hunter...Hollow Wood Director...
Honey Vibe...Hudson...HUMAN...huskerwebhead

InsaneDwayne

JewishHobbit...JLBats...the real Albafan...JoLiE MeNdEz...Joseph Freefall...JStorm

Kessel Day...KingOfDreams...KMack...Kurosawa

Lord Siva...Lord Valumart

M.E.H..E.B...Malice...Mentok...Mongo44..Morg...Motown Marvel...Mr. Edward Hyde...NOFX

oakzap425

Phoney Bone...Phantasm

Roughneck...Ryoko

Saph...SaphirePrima...Silver Sable...Slipknot...Son of Logan...Spider-Fett...
Stewie Griffin...Strike-Hard...Super Ferret...Supergirl...Superhobo...Sword Master...Symbiotica

terry78...That-Guy...The Incredible Hulk...The Joker...The Kingpin...
The Lumberjack...The Riddler...The Spawn...the ultimate evil...Twitch...twylight...Ultimate Fan...Vibeke T...VICTORVONDOOMX

Wetgorilla...Winter Spleen...Wobbly

Thanks for being you, b*****s :)
 
So uh............where are the lists. :o No, but I'm sure we enjoy having you around as much as you enjoy being here Willhelm. It's always a pleasure to read one of your posts, because you always say what you really think. Obviously I haven't always agreed, but you gotta respect someone for that. Wait a damn minute........I came in here to rag on you for being all mushy, and now I'm doing it too!!!!!!:mad:
 
List #2, Electric Boogaloo

4StringFox + Elijya
Abaddon
Bath Rat
BrodieBruce
Captain Obvious
Carmine Falcone
Colossal Spoons + AndThePickles
Corinthian
Daisy
Darnell
Dew K. Mosi
Dog Lips
Drakon
E.Bison
GammaMike
Godzilla2000
guitarsingerguy
Gunblade
Herr Logan
hunter rider
jaguarr
jonty30
Kaleb
Karem-Knight
Kevin Roegele
Kipobe
Kypade
Lackey
LightningStrikez!
MakeMineMarvel
Man-Thing
Master Cheif
Matt
Maxwell's Demon
Mr. Sparkle
Odin's Lapdog
Outsiderzedge
Paladin
Paradoxium
PLAS
reggiebar
Sarge 2.0
The Amazing Lee
The Last Meatbag
The Lizard
The Almighty Fuzz
TheSumOfGod
THWIP*
tomahawk53
Toven
Truthteller

But I gotta give the special thanks to:
EQUINT77
and
ERZENGEL
You guys are the best. Sometimes I think of us as brothers-in-arms, on a tour of duty together, in the war against boredom at work. You're my kind of people:up:

Equint, I was cleaning out my basement and I found MANDY MOORE! I'm shipping her to you for the weekend. You earned it. Maybe someday we can wake up in the drunk-tank together, but I doubt it since we'll both probably die before we reach 40. :(:up:

Erzengel, you're awesome. If I ever decide to give in and do a girl in a very uncomfortable place, I'll think of you. :) (WAit...that didn't sound right...)

anyway, I don't even talk to you guys that often anymore because I got tired of constantly saying " LMFAO!" or "Totally dude, TOtally!" all the time.
Thanks again.
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
List #1


C.F. Kane

Thanks. I'm glad you like me/like to laugh at me. Always good to have some recognition.
 
Oh and, muscles ?...........







































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Randor :D
old friend.
 
guitarsingerguy said:
I've just got one question. What the hell are the bold names for? :confused:

He likes those people more? :confused:
 
the bold ones are proberbly the ones who should really be in the list2
 
Wilhelm

Congratulations on the 1 year anniversary and thanks for special mention. I think I had to fight back a tear or two. You are definitelly one of the best posters on here and I look forward to a day where you, me and Equint can bury a hooker together. :up:
 
LOL... thanks Wilh... you're a cool guy.

I'm actually glad someone understands some of the nonsense I throw out there. And that I don't sound stupider than I think. Both you and Erz and the rest of the people who I communicate with here make the work day more tolerable. Which is why I'm here so much. Let's keep on posting till we drop dead. :D

oh yeah.... I love Mandy Moore.. especially her young *****. It's so tender.
 
Erzengel said:
Wilhelm

Congratulations on the 1 year anniversary and thanks for special mention. I think I had to fight back a tear or two. You are definitelly one of the best posters on here and I look forward to a day where you, me and Equint can bury a hooker together. :up:

Dude, you should get special mention if for no other reason than you've had the most kick ass avatars for the past few months. :up:
 
Erzengel said:
Wilhelm

Congratulations on the 1 year anniversary and thanks for special mention. I think I had to fight back a tear or two. You are definitelly one of the best posters on here and I look forward to a day where you, me and Equint can bury a hooker together. :up:

We can always find some hoe on the street.. I'm still waiting for our plan to jack that guys' house full of memorabilia. :up: :spidey: :up:
 
Why is there no The Traveller in any of your lists?:unishr::mad::(:o



~*flings spinning blades*~
 
Equint77 said:
We can always find some hoe on the street.. I'm still waiting for our plan to jack that guys' house full of memorabilia. :up: :spidey: :up:

I totally forgot about both those guys places. We totally have to jack them and leave the owners tied up and buck naked in the middle of their empty rooms where the only thing you'd be able to hear is the sound of their muffled crying. :up:
 
I'm actually overwhelmed... I thought I'd be on the list but not like that. I guess I do have a purpose. :D
 
Erzengel said:
I totally forgot about both those guys places. We totally have to jack them and leave the owners tied up and buck naked in the middle of their empty rooms where the only thing you'd be able to hear is the sound of their muffled crying. :up:

then open up a flea market close to their homes and sell them back thier stuff. :up: :up: :up:

easy money
 
guitarsingerguy said:
Dude, you should get special mention if for no other reason than you've had the most kick ass avatars for the past few months. :up:

Most of my avatars I stumble upon. I'm always on the lookout for a new one. But thanks it's nice I'm not the only one who enjoys my avatars. :up:

The Traveller said:
Why is there no The Traveller in any of your lists?
~*flings spinning blades*~
Maybe if you stopped flilnging spinning blades? Well it's something you can aspire too. You can work on trying to be on Wilhelms's 2nd anniversary thread.

Equint77 said:
I'm actually overwhelmed... I thought I'd be on the list but not like that. I guess I do have a purpose.

I was just looking for a shout out too. I feel honored. :)
 
Erzengel said:
Most of my avatars I stumble upon. I'm always on the lookout for a new one. But thanks it's nice I'm not the only one who enjoys my avatars. :up:


Maybe if you stopped flilnging spinning blades? Well it's something you can aspire too. You can work on trying to be on Wilhelms's 2nd anniversary thread.

Matter of fact, your avatars had inspired me to go rewatch several Transformers episodes that I had not seen in forever.
 

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