Will Wonders Ever Cease?

[TEDDY]

First there was the Hot Pocket...



Then the Lean Pocket...



Then the Croissant Pocket...



Then the Breakfast Hot Pocket...



Then the Fruit Pocket...



Then the Pot Pie Hot Pocket...



Then the Biscuit Hot Pocket...



Then the Hot Pocket Subs...



NOW THE POCKET TO END ALL POCKETS ...






THE HOT POCKET CALZONE!!!







I think its safe to say that Hot Pockets have a lock on the Pockets...

 

[Matt]

Its maddness! maddness I say!

 

[ck51100]

My head is still spinning from the sausage, wrapped in a pancake, on a stick!

 

[StrainedEyes]

Hot Pockets are gross

 

[kane9321]

Its maddness! maddness I say!

Maddness....I'm not going there

 

[November Rain]

what is a pocket?

 

[uchiha_itachi]

its a thing you put stuff in ^

 

[hippie_hunter]

Hot Pockets are gross

Hot Pockets are awesome!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

TEDDY is being paid to bring up specific brands of food in message boards.
Help put an end to this practice by boycotting any kind of food he makes a thread about please.

 

[Erzengel]

Even at my hungriest, none of those hot pockets look appetizing.

 

[November Rain]

its a thing you put stuff in ^

crikey, whatever will they think of next...

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hot Pockets are a food simulation.

 

[hippie_hunter]

TEDDY is being paid to bring up specific brands of food in message boards.
Help put an end to this practice by boycotting any kind of food he makes a thread about please.

I hate TEDDY. But I love Hot Pockets.

I'm so conflicted

 

[uchiha_itachi]

crikey, whatever will they think of next...

lol i know it just blows my mind

 

[Knives122]

Maddness....I'm not going there

I'll go there then

This is HOT POCKETSSS!!!

 

[redmarvel]

Even at my hungriest, none of those hot pockets look appetizing.

Agreed... I don't know why/how anyone eats those things

 

[kane9321]

I'll go there then

This is HOT POCKETSSS!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Some of you dont understand the sheer greatness that are... hot pockets

peperoni pizza has to be my all time favorite

 

[BRUTAL]

[Jim Gaffigan] Now there's the Vegetarian Hot Pocket. For those us who want to eat healthy, but also want diarrhea.[/Jim Gaffigan]

 

[Erzengel]

And hey Teddy...the expression is Will Wonders NEVER Cease.

Children are our future?!?

 

[Duende Verde]

Nothing beats Taco Town!

 

[Fledermaus]

I saw the title of the thread. I saw that Teddy created it. Then I thought, "maybe Teddy has tired of his stuffed animal fixation, and got laid." Ladies and Gentlemen, I was wrong, and I'm sorry.

 

[kane9321]

Nothing beats Taco Town!

Dude..i would so eat that..minus the guacamolet:

 

[TEDDY]

And hey Teddy...the expression is Will Wonders NEVER Cease.

Children are our future?!?

I no what I said. I was asking when it would all end.


Hot pockets have dominated the market since they first came on the scene. Nobody can stop them. Not even the oh-so-perfect snack food of Pizza Rolls. Hot Pockets even took over in that market. Oh, they may call them "Mini Pizza Pockets", but we all know its a ****ING PIZZA ROLL!!!


They have completely monopolized on the Pocket industry. Does anyone remember when Pilsbury tried combating them with their "Toaster Pizza Pockets"? That fight didn't last long...


It's ****ing insanity! Whats the difference between a large pizza hot pocket and a Hot Pocket Calzone?


This is just a lame way of getting a buck from those "cultered" people who want to eat "Fancy Foods" and are too stoopid to tell the difference between the "unrefinned" Pizza Hot Pocket and the "Dignified" Calzone Hot Pocket.

TEDDY!!!

 

[ScottyBBadd]

Hot pockets are the best.