Wish an old lady happy birthday before midnight

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  1. tzarinna Mamochka

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    I'm old as hell today. I'm going out drinking and when I get back I'll be giddy as hell.


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  2. Master Chief ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

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    Happpppy booooiiiiffffddaaaayyyy :up:
     
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  4. taskmaster We all float down here.

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    Happy increase of post count...I mean birthday.
     
  5. Tsunulia Queen of the Kitties

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    :DHAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
     
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  7. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    Happy happy birthday, from all the Hype to you, we wish it was our birthday, so we could party too!
     
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    Happy Birthday, from the new guy!
     
  9. DBella Seducente/Mortale

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    Buon compleanno! Happy birthday ~ live long and prosper. :)
     
  10. Batty for Bats! Registered

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    EEWWwwwwhh. I lost what little I had for dinner.

    Dear old lady,

    Please crawl under a rock and die so that I may be spared from the sickening sight of death with a pulse.

    Sincerely,
    Guy-that-hates-old-people

     
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    Happy Birthday.
     
  12. Maxwell Smart Registered

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    Happy birthday, Mizz tzarinna! :D

    But you're not old. :)
     
  13. Maxwell Smart Registered

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    Español = feliz cumpleaños
     
  14. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    Have fun, but don't drink TOO much! Remember, you're no spring chicken anymore! :)

    jag
     
  15. Iceman Daffy Duck Vs The Joker

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    Have a good one :up:
     
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    Happy Birthday, dont die in your sleep.
     
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    Happy Birthday. :up:
     
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    "Old people, while being slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose."
     
  19. Tsunulia Queen of the Kitties

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    "Robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart! I didn't even see it comin"
     
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    You say it’s your birthday
    It’s my birthday too--yeah
    They say it’s your birthday
    We’re gonna have a good time
    I’m glad it’s your birthday
    Happy birthday to you.

    Yes we’re going to a party party
    Yes we’re going to a party party
    Yes we’re going to a party party.

    I would like you to dance--birthday
    Take a cha-cha-cha-chance-birthday
    I would like you to dance--birthday
    Dance

    You say it’s your birthday
    Well it’s my birthday too--yeah
    You say it’s your birthday
    We’re gonna have a good time
    I’m glad it’s your birthday
    Happy birthday to you.
     
  22. Maxwell Smart Registered

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    I'll be surprised if someone doesnt post the lyrics to When I'm 64 now.
     
  23. Strange Registered

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    Do old people really fart dust?
     
  24. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    I would, but I'm too lazy.
     
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    When I get older, losing my hair, many years from now,
    Will you still be sending me a Valentine,birthday greetings, bottle of wine?
    If I'd been out 'till quarter to three,would you lock the door?
    Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
    When I'm sixty-four?

    Hmm------mmm---mmmh.
    You'll be older, too.Aaah, and if you say the word, I could stay with you.


    I could be handy, mending a fuse, when your lights have gone.
    You can knit a sweater by the fireside, sunday mornings, go for a ride.
    Doing the garden, digging the weeds, who could ask for more?
    Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty four?


    Every summer we can rent a cottage in the Isle of Wightif it's not to dear. We shall scrimp and save.
    Ah, grandchildren on your knee, Vera, Chuck, and Dave.


    Send me a postcard, drop me a line stating point of view.
    Indicate precisely what you mean to say, yours sincerely wasting away.
    Give me your answer, fill in a form, mine forever more.
    Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty four?
     

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