Wish an old lady happy birthday before midnight

[tzarinna]

I'm old as hell today. I'm going out drinking and when I get back I'll be giddy as hell.

 

[Master Chief]

Happpppy booooiiiiffffddaaaayyyy

 

[E. Bison]

DIE!!

 

[taskmaster]

Happy increase of post count...I mean birthday.

 

[Tsunulia]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Happy Burfday

 

[Mee]

Happy happy birthday, from all the Hype to you, we wish it was our birthday, so we could party too!

 

[The Runaway]

Happy Birthday, from the new guy!

 

[DBella]

Buon compleanno! Happy birthday ~ live long and prosper.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

EEWWwwwwhh. I lost what little I had for dinner.

Dear old lady,

Please crawl under a rock and die so that I may be spared from the sickening sight of death with a pulse.

Sincerely,
Guy-that-hates-old-people

 

[passerby]

Happy Birthday.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Happy birthday, Mizz tzarinna!

But you're not old.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Buon compleanno! Happy birthday ~ live long and prosper.

Español = feliz cumpleaños

 

[jaguarr]

Have fun, but don't drink TOO much! Remember, you're no spring chicken anymore!

jag

 

[Iceman]

Have a good one

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Happy Birthday, dont die in your sleep.

 

[Socrates]

Happy Birthday.

 

[Palpadious]

"Old people, while being slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose."

 

[Tsunulia]

"Old people, while being slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose."

"Robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart! I didn't even see it comin"

 

[user123456789]

Hb T!

 

[ThePenguin]

You say it’s your birthday
It’s my birthday too--yeah
They say it’s your birthday
We’re gonna have a good time
I’m glad it’s your birthday
Happy birthday to you.

Yes we’re going to a party party
Yes we’re going to a party party
Yes we’re going to a party party.

I would like you to dance--birthday
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance-birthday
I would like you to dance--birthday
Dance

You say it’s your birthday
Well it’s my birthday too--yeah
You say it’s your birthday
We’re gonna have a good time
I’m glad it’s your birthday
Happy birthday to you.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

I'll be surprised if someone doesnt post the lyrics to When I'm 64 now.

 

[Strange]

Do old people really fart dust?

 

[Mee]

I'll be surprised if someone doesnt post the lyrics to When I'm 64 now.

I would, but I'm too lazy.

 

[ThePenguin]

When I get older, losing my hair, many years from now,
Will you still be sending me a Valentine,birthday greetings, bottle of wine?
If I'd been out 'till quarter to three,would you lock the door?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?

Hmm------mmm---mmmh.
You'll be older, too.Aaah, and if you say the word, I could stay with you.


I could be handy, mending a fuse, when your lights have gone.
You can knit a sweater by the fireside, sunday mornings, go for a ride.
Doing the garden, digging the weeds, who could ask for more?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty four?


Every summer we can rent a cottage in the Isle of Wightif it's not to dear. We shall scrimp and save.
Ah, grandchildren on your knee, Vera, Chuck, and Dave.


Send me a postcard, drop me a line stating point of view.
Indicate precisely what you mean to say, yours sincerely wasting away.
Give me your answer, fill in a form, mine forever more.
Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty four?