Wish an old lady happy birthday before midnight

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I'm old as hell today. I'm going out drinking and when I get back I'll be giddy as hell.


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Happpppy booooiiiiffffddaaaayyyy :up:
 
Happy increase of post count...I mean birthday.
 
:DHAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
 
Happy happy birthday, from all the Hype to you, we wish it was our birthday, so we could party too!
 
Buon compleanno! Happy birthday ~ live long and prosper. :)
 
EEWWwwwwhh. I lost what little I had for dinner.

Dear old lady,

Please crawl under a rock and die so that I may be spared from the sickening sight of death with a pulse.

Sincerely,
Guy-that-hates-old-people

 
Have fun, but don't drink TOO much! Remember, you're no spring chicken anymore! :)

jag
 
Have a good one :up:
 
"Old people, while being slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose."
 
Palpadious said:
"Old people, while being slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose."

"Robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart! I didn't even see it comin"
 
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You say it’s your birthday
It’s my birthday too--yeah
They say it’s your birthday
We’re gonna have a good time
I’m glad it’s your birthday
Happy birthday to you.

Yes we’re going to a party party
Yes we’re going to a party party
Yes we’re going to a party party.

I would like you to dance--birthday
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance-birthday
I would like you to dance--birthday
Dance

You say it’s your birthday
Well it’s my birthday too--yeah
You say it’s your birthday
We’re gonna have a good time
I’m glad it’s your birthday
Happy birthday to you.
 
I'll be surprised if someone doesnt post the lyrics to When I'm 64 now.
 
Maxwell Smart said:
I'll be surprised if someone doesnt post the lyrics to When I'm 64 now.
I would, but I'm too lazy.
 
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When I get older, losing my hair, many years from now,
Will you still be sending me a Valentine,birthday greetings, bottle of wine?
If I'd been out 'till quarter to three,would you lock the door?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?

Hmm------mmm---mmmh.
You'll be older, too.Aaah, and if you say the word, I could stay with you.


I could be handy, mending a fuse, when your lights have gone.
You can knit a sweater by the fireside, sunday mornings, go for a ride.
Doing the garden, digging the weeds, who could ask for more?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty four?


Every summer we can rent a cottage in the Isle of Wightif it's not to dear. We shall scrimp and save.
Ah, grandchildren on your knee, Vera, Chuck, and Dave.


Send me a postcard, drop me a line stating point of view.
Indicate precisely what you mean to say, yours sincerely wasting away.
Give me your answer, fill in a form, mine forever more.
Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty four?
 

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