Wolverine Vs. Homophobia

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Wolverine Vs. Homophobia?

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  1. Herr Logan Registered

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    You just do that. Maybe someone will come make facetious remarks about how "different" your thread is from the rest of these absolutely "normal" threads and boards. :up:
     
  2. Zev Registered

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    I'm shivering here...

    Someone hold me. Preferably a woman. Who isn't fat.
     
  3. Big Dirty Ogre Registered

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    any fatty chicks shunned by Zev can feel free to hold me, instead. preferably, a very specific part of me. with lubricated hands.
     
  4. Herr Logan Registered

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    Or other lubricated sections of anatomy. :o
     
  5. Almighty Pejo Registered

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    Eeew...hetero-sex.
     
  6. Big Dirty Ogre Registered

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    that would be optimum, but i'll take a pudgy tackle slap over nuthin'.
     
  7. Zev Registered

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    Wolverine is barely edging out homophobia with 12-11 lead!

    Dig deep, Logan! You can do it!
     
  8. mightiest_mortal Much Mightier than thou!

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    well if it isnt Captiain Ahab.
     
  9. Herr Logan Registered

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    Obviously Wolverine couldn't beat Homophobia by himself even if it were a priority. He hasn't single-handedly solved the problem of mutant prejudice, and that is a priority. If Homophobia were to manifest in a corporeal form, like D'Spayre, then I'd say he'd have a fighting chance. Otherwise, supposing that it's actually a priority for him, it's a few homophobes at a time.
     
  10. Big Dirty Ogre Registered

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    the idea of homophobia in physical form is hilarious, man......

    K'Weerbashir, or some ****.
     
  11. Big Dirty Ogre Registered

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    hey, c'mon.
    your mother isn't that fat.
    oh, wait..................she is.

    what should have tipped me off is the way i have to get her to braid her pubic hair, so i have something to grip on the climb up.;)
     
  12. Zev Registered

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  13. Herr Logan Registered

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    K'Weerbashir? HAW!!

    That's ****ing hilarious, man. :D :up:
     
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  15. Zev Registered

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    Ladies and gentlement, Wolverine's next opponent.
     
  16. Herr Logan Registered

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    Thank you for bringing that to my attention.
    *rolls up sleeves and dives claws first into the link*

    [​IMG]
     
  17. Unthinkable Registered

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    It does have a physical being: Rush Limbaugh!
     
  18. Herr Logan Registered

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    Yeah, I'm pretty sure Wolverine could take Rush Limbaugh. Wolverine can take hundreds of times more physical punishment than Rush can, without taking habit-forming pain killers.
     
  19. Zev Registered

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    Hey hey hey! If you're going to dislike a man, do it for his politics, not his problems.
     
  20. Herr Logan Registered

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    His politics are his problem. He is a problem because of his politics. The fact that he's a flamin' hypocrite about drug abuse is the least of my beefs with him. Just stating the obvious: Wolverine can take on and defeat any man who doesn't have superhuman physical powers, even when they're using strong painkillers. This includes Rush Limbaugh, Movie!Daredevil, and Max Payne.
     
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    DARE tought the youth of this country that drug addicts are a bunch of morons so you're going to have a tough time with that one :)

    We've been brainwashed by the after-school programs.
     
  22. Zev Registered

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    Heh, I'm a Republician and I've always believed it's better to treat drug addicts then throw them in jail, have them ass-raped by Bubba and turned into hardened criminals. Zero tolerance makes zero sense.
     
  23. Herr Logan Registered

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    Good way of looking at it.
     
  24. mightiest_mortal Much Mightier than thou!

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    Nothing wrong with drugs now and again.
     
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    This is weird
     

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