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Discussion in 'The Comics' started by Zev, Jul 25, 2004.
yeah. I'd forgotten that you are a pretty funny mutha ****er.
Yeah but you can't physically fight a thought process. Unless you're Emma Frost and then you just change everyone's mind so that they don't have homophobia anymore.
However, lets just say Wolvie is fighting homophobia. The two are at a debate with Ellen Degeneres and Ann Coulter as the moderators. Homophobia gives it's speech about why gays are an abnomination and they corrupt the moral fabric of society. There's much cheering in the audience from the folks who drive trucks with gun racks in them. Ann Coulter, looking smug as always, optimistically says that says this debate is pretty much baked. Then Wolvie steps up to the podium, puts out his cigar and says: "We're all just people here, mutant, homosapien and homosexual. Who you love is your own damn business. I've seen evil folks and two men or two woman loving eachother isn't evil, trust me. Anyone remember Sabertooth for chris'ake? That's evil. If if you've got a problem with that bub you can take it up with these" at which point he "snikts" out his claws. The crowd goes wild and homophobia slinks away. Before he leaves Wolverine says to Ann Coulter: "One more thing darlin'. Get that stick out of yer @ss."
Since Logan got beat by Northstar...I'm thinking that made him homophobic....so homophobia wins
You people scare me... a lot.
I think this would play out like the old, classic Marvel Team-Up stories. They meet, they fight, realize it's all a big misunderstanding and then go hunting the "bad guys" together...
How would K'Weerbashir/Homophobia remotely pass for a good guy, though? Would he only kill/bring to justice the evil homosexuals, and let regular homosexuals alone, and all heterosexuals alone.
He'd exclusively fight bad guys who happened to be homosexuals or bisexuals, then.
Would he be cool with "lipstick" lesbians?
Well, anti-heroes are in these days. If Marv and the guy from Wanted can be heroes, so can K'Weerbashir.
"Sure, he's homophobia personified, but he's also a loving single parent!"
What is "Homophobia"?
Great story. *wipes tear from eye*
Wolverine - the ultimate epitome of masculinity, and a bloke's bloke, goes up against homophobia... and wins!
It'd have been better if Wolverine gave Ann Coulter some "X-stacy", and then watched her have freaky deeky lesbian sex with Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi.
This is a simple one. Hetro's love Wolverine right? Well he just makes out with Ultimate Colossus, and all the homophobes blow their brains out thinking about how the straightest man in comics just turned gay.
ROTFLMAO yeah and nightcrawler can marry them
Who's Ann Coulter anyway...?
Her name sounds familiar but something tells me I don't wanna know much about her...?
She's an idiot. That's about all you need to know.
They already tried that with Superman.
They called it Smallville.
As for pressing the Wolvie v. Homophobia thing...from this year old thread....I have the definitive answer. The winner is....
The Backstreet Boys.
Thank you and goodnight.
Aren't they dead?
we aren't that fortunate.
although, for a relatively modest fee, I can dismantle them with my bare hands.
that's what happened to O-Town. Easiest $37 bucks I ever made.
Patrick Stewart joins the fight... but on whose side? WHOSE SIDE?
I think this tips the balance in favor of homophobia.
That's how he died??? It was all Kitty's fault!!!! Arise my gay brothers!!! Light the torches!!!! We must skin a Shadowcat!!!
Enemy of the State.
At first I feared this was a lame bumping of a thread again, but Zev did it in an un-lame manner.
In fairness, he was being mind-controlled by the Hand, who are all total closet-cases who won't admit it.