Woman kills husband...over a pet chicken...

[hippy fascist]

A woman shot her husband in the back after he killed her pet chicken, the Lane County sheriff's deputies said. Deputies said they were sure that Mary Gray, 58, intended to shoot her husband, Stephen Gray, 43. They weren't certain if the husband meant to fire at the chicken.
"We don't know if it was an accident or if it was on purpose," Sgt. Clint Riley said. "It depends who you ask."
Riley said the couple had been drinking for much of Monday while they did yard work at their rented home in the town northwest of Eugene, and they began arguing after Stephen Gray shot the chicken with a .44-caliber handgun.
Deputies said he was then hit with a shot from a .22-caliber rifle, and is recovering. Mary Gray was arraigned Tuesday on an assault charge.

It's a ****ing chicken...

 

[Fran]

That is frickin' hilarious!

 

[kane9321]

wow

 

[Peter_Porker]

I wonder if he was caught choking the chicken

 

[Bad Superman]

What the h@ll were they drinking?????!!!!

 

[Fran]

I wonder if he was caught choking the chicken

LOL

I mean, you PERVERT!

 

[hippy fascist]

What the h@ll were they drinking?????!!!!

moonshine?

 

[Immortalfire]

Change your title...he didn't die. Still crazy though

 

[AndThePickles]

Sounds like the ultimate redneck feud.

 

[hippy fascist]

Sounds like the ultimate redneck feud.

I think he may have been cheating on her with the chicken...no-one gets this pissed off about a dumb bird

 

[Bad Superman]

To quench his thirst for revenge, he'll take her on a "surprise" dinner to Kentucky Fried Chicken.

 

[Zaed]

Pamela Anderson stands up for Chicken's rights.
She's got nice boobies so ill agree with her for now...

 

[Bad Superman]

Pamela Anderson stands up for Chicken's rights.
She's got nice boobies so ill agree with her for now...

Gotta love those breasts t:





Chicken breasts you perv. . . . .

 

[X-Punisher]

Those squidbillies must've been drink some moonshine.

 

[enterthemadness]

Wow...

She's 58 and he's 43. Wow.

 

[jaguarr]

Booze + Guns + Years Of Repressed Spousal Anger = Danger.

jag

 

[Bad Superman]

Could you imagine what she would do if she caught the man cheating???

 

[SLVRSR4]

I love my pets but that mucht:

 

[Topdawg]

lol, crazy *****!!! LoL

 

[Caliber]

It's a ****ing chicken...

Could be worst really. But stupid really.

 

[Gimpy]

Poor Chicken, and Poor idiot husband, who married the crazy *****

 

[Fried Gold]

Deputies said he was then hit with a shot from a .22-caliber rifle, and is recovering.

The thread title is a lie.

 

[hippy fascist]

The thread title is a lie.

your life is a lie

 

[Boom]

Here's a picture of the crime scene: