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WOMAN RIPPED OFF MAN'S TESTICLE



By Mirror.co.uk 14/06/2007

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topsto...objectid=19296788&siteid=89520-name_page.html

SPURNED woman ripped off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands and attempted to swallow it, a court heard today. Amanda Monti, 24, was jailed for two-and-a-half years at Liverpool Crown Court after admitting wounding Geoffrey Jones, 37.The court heard that Monti flew into a rage after a party when Mr Jones rejected her advances. She grabbed his genitals, pulling off his left testicle which she tried to swallow. When she choked on the organ, she spat it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying; “That’s yours.”Doctors were unable to save the testicle.

Judge Charles James told Monti it was "a very serious injury".
Mr Jones told the court his ex-girlfiriend grabbed his genitals and pulled hard. He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain." Monti said she was sorry for what she had done
 
I am having sympathy pains.
 
You know, there's a serious problem when a story like this comes around, and you're not surprised.

Though, I gotta admit .Trying to swallow and choking on his nut now has a very funny alternate meaning.
 
The moral of this story: F**k every girl that asks you to, even if you don't find them attractive. If you don't, they might try and rip your balls off.
 
Goddamn, that's just ****in harsh :csad:
 
The moral of this story: F**k every girl that asks you to, even if you don't find them attractive. If you don't, they might try and rip your balls off.

There is always a lesson learned.
 
I'm hurting just reading that shyit.
That's a damn shame. Demented b!tch...

:csad:
 
Hasn't this happened before? :confused:

Lorena Bobbit sliced her husband's pecker off.

This gal ripped off this man's ball with her BARE F**KING HANDS.

Both are pretty much evil, but this gal is much more hardcore, I'll give her that.
 
Lorena Bobbit sliced her husband's pecker off.

This gal ripped off this man's ball with her BARE F**KING HANDS.

Both are pretty much evil, but this gal is much more hardcore, I'll give her that.

Seriously, how the **** does someone let this happen to them?


I mean, your sack is the center of your life :csad:
 
two and a half years is all she got???
her testicle snatching hands will be back on teh street in no time.
 
...Wow that's pretty gruesome. :eek:But I'm sure I've heard another story like this guys.
 

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