Woman shaving her danger zone causes a car accident

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South Florida Sun-Sentinel:

We all know the dangers of driving while texting or talking on a cell phone. Now Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates while driving, either.

Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle accident on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat, reports keysnews.com.

It wasn't a close shave -- it was a total wreck.

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."

Megan Mariah Barnes should not have been driving.

The day before the wreck Barnes was convicted in an Upper Keys court of DUI with a prior and driving with a suspended license.

After the accident Barnes and her ex-husband, Charles Judy, drove another half-mile, then switched seats. Judy then claimed that he was the driver.

But the burns on Judy's chest from the passenger-side airbag deploying told another story. The airbag in the steering wheel did not deploy, according to FHP.

Troopers charged Barnes with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance.

Remember: stay focused when driving and use razor-sharp judgement.

Oh, and I know a good majority of you are going to ask/wonder whether the woman was attractive...NO.
 
first off, love the title.

second, why wouldn't the woman just let her ex husband drive in the first place?

third, what the hell is wrong with people when a dude is riding in the car with his ex wife, while she's driving AND shaving her vajayjay so she can "be ready" for her bf?

This situation just hurts my head.
 
As cruel as this sounds, it's a shame that they survived. I hope the people in the other car are okay.
 
This can't be real. Tell me that this is a joke, because this is pretty sad if we're not getting punk'd here.
 
third, what the hell is wrong with people when a dude is riding in the car with his ex wife, while she's driving AND shaving her vajayjay so she can "be ready" for her bf?
This.

Seriously, what the hell? :huh:
 
I'm wondering what gave this lady the thought that shaving her vajayjay in a moving car was a good idea in the first place ?
 
Hey, if guys can shave their mugs in traffic, which I've seen, why can't a woman get some landscaping done? She was en route to a hot date after all.
 
Haha! I don't know where these people come from. What a weirdo!
 
Hey, if guys can shave their mugs in traffic, which I've seen, why can't a woman get some landscaping done? She was en route to a hot date after all.

In most places guys aren't supposed to shave their mugs in traffic, but for fairness sake let's say that face shaving is okay.

Shaving your face =/= shaving your cooter.
 
Hey, if guys can shave their mugs in traffic, which I've seen, why can't a woman get some landscaping done? She was en route to a hot date after all.

yeah, but shaving the crotchal region is vastly different from shaving a face. for guys AND girls. i'd hate to see what it looked like after the wreck...
 
third, what the hell is wrong with people when a dude is riding in the car with his ex wife, while she's driving AND shaving her vajayjay so she can "be ready" for her bf?

This situation just hurts my head.

yeah this got me too, i was like wtf when i read this part.

Amazing out of the whole story this was what i found the most disturbing lol
 
.... My life is nowhere near as sad as this woman's. I feel better now.
 
Exactly the type of thread you'd expect from GWG. ;)

This is absolutely ridiculous but not surprising. I once saw a man driving while trying to play the trumpet. :dry:
 
Stories like this shows why facts are stranger than fiction. :o
 
We all know the dangers of driving while texting or talking on a cell phone. Now Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates while driving, either.

Way ahead of ya, officers. :doh:
 
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