Woman Trapped in Locked Bathroom Forced to Break Out Shawshank-Style

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Karen Perrin has labeled herself a modern-day Andy Dufresne after she successfully broke out of a locked office bathroom.
It was around 10 o'clock on a Friday night, and Perrin was working late making travel arrangements for her boss.
Little did she know, her night was about to get a lot longer. And smellier.
"I wrapped things up at my desk, packed my work bag, went to the ladies room for a quick trip there before departing," Perrin told Fox News.
Washing her hands after doing her business, Perrin went to leave the restroom only to find herself locked in. "I thought, ‘Ah! This cannot be,'" she told ABC News. "It sounds crazy, but I went back into the stall and then washed my hands again hoping to change something."
With her cellphone on her desk, Perrin, who suffers from claustrophobia, had no way to signal her distress to the outside world.
She tried sticking paper towels under the door in the hopes that someone was monitoring the office's security cameras and would come and rescue her. But no one did.
She tried kicking the door, breaking off the door handle, dismantling the lock, but none of that worked.
After six hours, with her wits on the verge of ending, Perrin made a last ditch effort to escape through an escape hatch in the ceiling.
That too was a bust, but Perrin did manage to obtain a three-foot-long rod and a new plan. "I thought about Shawshank Redemption," she said.
Using the rod and the broken door handle, Perrin spent the next two hours bashing through layers of dry wall, until she made a hole big enough to put her arm through.
All that was left then was to stick out her hand and open the door.
"I came undone," she told ABC. "I was crying. I felt like I was escaping a bad dream, like when you have a nightmare and you wake up and your heart is pounding and you realize, ‘Oh, I was just dreaming. Did that just happen. Am I OK?'"
Perrin, who is married to former Redskins Running Back Lonnie Perrin, immediately called up her concerned husband to inform him of her whereabouts.
Perrin said she'll be taking the next few days off.

So many funny quotes come to mind, I will let all of you guys fill in the blanks t:

 

[Black Narcissus]

How long before Tyler Perry remakes this?

 

[Teelie]

It sounds like overkill but she suffers claustrophobia so I can see why being in an enclosed room like that made her react as she did.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Well at least she didn't lose her ****.

 

[Tanin]

I'm surprised they did not fire her for destroying property.

 

[Pink Ranger]

What kind of an office has bathrooms that can lock someone inside? It's their fault.

 

[KevanG]

Who doesn't bring their cellphone to the can? I mean really, it's her own fault.

 

[Ant-manic]

"Why she chose enchilada night, I will never know."

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

Based on her crazy eye picture I'm guessing she chewed her way through.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Um, Shawshank-style is escaping by crawling through a river of s***.

 

[Anubis]

Well, after carving a hole in the wall and covering said hole with a picture of some half naked movie star.

 

[Teelie]

I wonder whose poster she used...

 

[Anubis]

Hmmm...... Sofia Viagra.

 

[X-Ray]

Um, Shawshank-style is escaping by crawling through a river of s***.

Exactly what I was expecting upon entering this thread. Like the chick ripped the toilet from the ground and for some reason there is a huge sewer pipe underneath that she crawls through.

 

[Quasimod0]

Bieber for sure.

 

[KevanG]

"After tearing the toilet from the floor and wading through over 100 meters of sewage, she later found the door was a pull, not a push."

 

[Teelie]

^^^ Read that with Morgan Freeman's voice. It only makes it funnier.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Well, after carving a hole in the wall and covering said hole with a picture of some half naked movie star.

That part took years, not hours.

 

[Anubis]

Well, clearly Andy was lazy.

 

[Tropico]

And he had to "walk the wall" to the yard without anyone noticing.