WompuM Presents: Y2Corp (This Thread is Totally Better Than Darthphere's!)

[WompuM]

Y2Corp​

Welcome to the Bomb Shelter​

As we all know, TheCorpulent1, the fearless mod of the Comics Boards and overall leader of post count at the Hype! is currently in quest for one hundred thousand posts. But what you may not know is that once he achieves this goal, his post count will reset, setting him back at zero posts, thus crashing the Hype! servers and destroying the internet as we know it today.

This will of course destroy the global economy and the Earth will be in shambles. All of us will have to rely on our own wilderness skills for survival and have nothing left except our wits. Now you have two choices, you can either strip down naked and run into the wilderness and do your best to slaughter a deer and live in its carcass like it was a Tauntaun, or you can hang out here and enjoy each others company as we ride through Y2Corp together.

Now if we all pull together and bring our own amount of supplies, I'm sure we can all make it through unscathed. Of course, it will take cooperation. Now, we will all need to provide something for the community. I will provide the couch from the DC Boards Lounge.

Now please, gather around, grab a bag of Cheetos, and survive. We can only get through together so don't lose hope. We are the resistance.

-Womp
03/04/09

 

[SuBe]

Sweet, it's like Celebrity Death Match, only one's a Celebrity, and the other thinks he's a Celebrity.

 

[WompuM]

Which one am I again?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

You're the celebrity. Honest.

 

[SuBe]

Actually I would say that Womp is the Host of the show, the Mills Lane if you will. They other two are the Fighters. I'm just not saying who the Celebrity is. For fear of my life.

 

[The Squirrel]

If any of this really happens... it would be awesome.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I'm not ashamed to admit that if I were the actual cause of Armageddon, it'd be a bit of an ego boost.

 

[BlackLantern]

that couch has seen far better days

 

[WompuM]

It's the Armageddon BL, live with what you have.

 

[Hush]

This thread IS better than Darths.

 

[The Squirrel]

I'm not ashamed to admit that if I were the actual cause of Armageddon, it'd be a bit of an ego boost.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand sig.

 

[SuBe]

That's funny.

 

[WompuM]

You know, we could pull some Terminator 2 thing here and try and shut down Corp's Skynet, but I'm sure The2ndCorpulent1 would have 100k by like, what, June? If T3 taught me anything, it's that you can't trust a computer to die easily, and since Corp is more dangerous than Skynet, I'm just going to hide here and wait for Christian Bale to save me.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

You joke, but my post count doesn't actually increase as fast as a lot of other people's around here. Check the highest posters list and the majority of them joined at least a couple years after I did.

 

[BlackLantern]

It's the Armageddon BL, live with what you have.

Pardon me if I don't want to live with a *** stained couch

 

[TheCorpulent1]

It's better than the s***-stained floor after Armageddon hits. Haven't you played Fallout 3? Nothing will be clean after the apocalypse.

 

[WompuM]

If you are so worried, bring an air-mattress.

 

[BlackLantern]

It's better than the s***-stained floor after Armageddon hits. Haven't you played Fallout 3? Nothing will be clean after the apocalypse.

Everything in that game is filthy....the only semi clean area is Vault 112....

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Vault 101's pretty clean, too. I guess it helps being closed off from the outside world for most of its existence.

 

[Shemtov]

I want to make sure we all prepared for Corpmagadon (or The ACorpalypse) so I've Brought sluppies:
10,000 units of:

7500 units of:

50,000 units of:

and 100,000 units of:

 

[WompuM]

Don't forget these:

 

[SuperFerret]

Don't forget these:

Why condoms? Wouldn't we want to, I dunno, REPOPULATE the planet?

 

[Shemtov]

Why condoms? Wouldn't we want to, I dunno, REPOPULATE the planet?

Its only the interwebZ that are being destroyed. To repopulate the Interwebz you don't need Sex.

 

[SuperFerret]

What about the mass killings/suicides when people can't rally behind the Dark Knight anymore?

 

[WompuM]

They will amass in groups and mob every Dominoes pizza delivery guy they see. Don't say it hasn't happened before.