WompuM Presents: Y2Corp (This Thread is Totally Better Than Darthphere's!)

[Hush]

Yeah well lets look at it this way you have 2,095 posts left man, thats like the end of this week! Roughly.

Actuall if you keep the average of 34.77 posts a day you will attain the 2,095 in 60.253091 days. Good luck pal!

 

[WompuM]

Hmm... right around my birthday. Very nice.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I'll have to either speed up or stop posting for a month to avoid that. I don't want the date of your spawning tainting my achievement.

 

[Mee]

Corp is my baby's mama.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I thought it was a burrito that wouldn't digest properly throughout the whole pregnancy.

 

[Kelly]

Y2Corp

Welcome to the Bomb Shelter​

As we all know, TheCorpulent1, the fearless mod of the Comics Boards and overall leader of post count at the Hype! is currently in quest for one hundred thousand posts. But what you may not know is that once he achieves this goal, his post count will reset, setting him back at zero posts, thus crashing the Hype! servers and destroying the internet as we know it today.

This will of course destroy the global economy and the Earth will be in shambles. All of us will have to rely on our own wilderness skills for survival and have nothing left except our wits. Now you have two choices, you can either strip down naked and run into the wilderness and do your best to slaughter a deer and live in its carcass like it was a Tauntaun, or you can hang out here and enjoy each others company as we ride through Y2Corp together.

Now if we all pull together and bring our own amount of supplies, I'm sure we can all make it through unscathed. Of course, it will take cooperation. Now, we will all need to provide something for the community. I will provide the couch from the DC Boards Lounge.

Now please, gather around, grab a bag of Cheetohs, and survive. We can only get through together so don't lose hope. We are the resistance.

-Womp
03/04/09

I was with ya all the way Womp my man, until you misspelled Cheetos...

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Give him a break, he was probably drunk at the time.

 

[Kelly]

Cheetos is the food of the gods, it should never misspelled....

 

[WompuM]

You know what's nuts, I saw the red line underneath but just assumed it wasn't recognized under firefox's spell check. I was wrong. I'm sorry Kel. Join us.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Cheetos are kind of gross to me. That orange residue they leave on your fingers... bleh.

I always liked Chester, though.

 

[WompuM]

It's called yellow finger disease.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

But it's orange.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

You make me very scared Corp. Very very scared.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Thanks.

 

[SuBe]

Are we there yet?

 

[Shemtov]

1,993 left!

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

What's the purpose of this thread again?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

To stroke my ego.

 

[Shemtov]

1,990 left!

 

[Darthphere]

What ********. This is totally not better than my thread. Get your own ****ing material *******.

 

[Hush]

Sounds like somebody needs a hug.

 

[WompuM]

To be fair, this thread is for the aftermath of Corp's achievement, not the quest itself. I mean, I gave you a link. What else do you want?

 

[Anubis]

Hahaha