Wonder Woman,... Just Becuase.

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  1. The Question Objectivism doesn't work.

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    Maybe it's because Superman is satisfied with a platonic relationship. Yes, he may be able to go all out sexually with Wonder Woman. But he isn't in love with Wonder Woman. He's in love with Lois. Love isn't always about sex.
     
  2. Varient Guru for Geeks

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    I guess I just find it hard to accept that someone would voluntarily go into a relationship where sex if it was done would be totally onesided and be okay with it.

    In real life that is the number two reason women will leave men - because they are not getting theirs in the sack.

    And I've only met OLD men who went into a relationship with a woman where sex wasn't important enough to pursue.

    And it also strikes me as strange that Superman hasn't been tapped by the superstrong female community.

    But,... That's another thread.
     
  3. The Question Objectivism doesn't work.

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    There are people in this world who place some things more highly than they do sex. And honestly, I think any relationship that ends solely because of poor sexual preformance is a bad relationship to begin with. The fact of the matter is that Clark loves Lois and doesn't love Diana. And no matter how tempted he may be to persue something with Diana, he'd probably be more miserable in the long run for doing so that he would if he didn't.
     
  4. fifthfiend M4J3ST1C L3G1SL4C3R4TOR

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    To the extent that I feel obliged to think about it I just generally go by the assumption that superpowers switch off during sex. Or at least just get turned way way down.
     
  5. CanaryFan Sidekick

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    Says the Immortal Limp Wrist. LMFAO!
     
  6. Varient Guru for Geeks

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    Forgive me.
    I'm not placing sex above love,.. I'm placing The character in context.

    If she started out with powers on a par with him, then lost them,.. that's okay with me.
    If she gained powers, (Something I KNOW he can do for her if he really wanted.), I would be okay with that too.

    I just can't wrap my mind around limiting yourself that much from the getgo.

    As for the "wax on - wax off" answer to super powers,... That would be a serious weakness that someone as dirty as luthor would take advantage of.

    I once read a story of a man who became stranded and had to live with Cold-blooded people, (Yeah it's fantasy). In the Story,.. by their standards he was super human since he didn't become sluggish as the temperature dropped, He was much faster than they even at their warmest,.. and he gained an involuntary harem since the women loved to lay up on him like he was a hot rock.

    As happy as the people were to have him as a warrior friend and lover,.. he was quickly wishing for a warm blooded woman and someone who he could relate to at all temperatures he was comfortable at.

    Looking at it from that position,.. Superman must be an extremely lonely man.
     
  7. Varient Guru for Geeks

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    Sorry,... I'm bringing down a picture thread with semi-serious conversation,... Onward with the pictures:
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  8. Varient Guru for Geeks

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    this is so cool - I'm going to color it.
     
  9. fifthfiend M4J3ST1C L3G1SL4C3R4TOR

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    On a tangental note -

    Varient, why does your sig read "We need a squirrel girl in the Marvel Universe"?

    Is that a typo or is there just a joke I'm not getting?
     
  10. The Question Objectivism doesn't work.

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    Love is a mysterious thing. If he truely loves Lois, and I mean truely loves her, then he'd be willing to set asside his need for stronger sexual satisfaction.
     
  11. Varient Guru for Geeks

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    two things.

    1. that was written originally way back BEFORE GLA came out and became a instant hit and a good read.

    2. typo? my poor spelling is almost legendary here and makes me the butt of a lotta jokes,... so you'll just have to tell me since at a fast glance i'm not seeing the mispell.
    (sigh,.. note on the same overused piece of paper,.. "buy a dictionary and learn how to spell a word a day.)
     
  12. Spike_x1 Get off my bandwagon!

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    *Jumping into the thread at a random glance through*

    Personally, I just try not to assume that a Kryptonian male's body behaves exactly the same way that a human male's body does during orgasm. People only assume that Clark gets off with the force of a shotgun because they're under the impression that that particular muscle reflex acts the same way a human's does (only enhanced by the sun), but for all we know, Clark could have precision control over how much force withwhich his pee-pee shoots his love juice into Lois' hoo-hoo. :hyper:
     
  13. Fledermaus Superhero

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    Cease with your 'scientific' mumbo-jumbo, just say it terms everyone can understand.
     
  14. fifthfiend M4J3ST1C L3G1SL4C3R4TOR

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    No no, I meant typo like if you meant to write DC but accidentally put Marvel instead.

    But if it dates to before Great Lakes Avengers then yeah that totally puts it in context. Thanks!

    See this is why I go with 'superpowers just shut down during sex'. Because then I don't have to sit around calculating precise levels of control over the velocity of the love-juice that pee-pees are shooting into hoo-hoos.
     
  15. Spike_x1 Get off my bandwagon!

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    You obviously don't know what's hawt and what's nawt.

    Werd.
     
  16. Zeu Sidekick

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    More Wonder Woman goodness.

    [​IMG]
     
  17. Fledermaus Superhero

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    That's f#cking hardcore. Her lasso holding her together and all. Justice was a badass mini.
     
  18. Kebab gud Sidekick

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    the worst part is that she was hot in that costume... aslong as it was intact!
     
  19. goldmill Civilian

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    What in the world happened to her?
     
  20. Kebab gud Sidekick

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    didnt read Justice did you? ..
    well to bad for you :p
     
  21. Fledermaus Superhero

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    Herpes. Bad case.
     
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    And here I thought she was just reverting to the stone that she was created from.
     
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