Words and phrases you can't stand

I hate "Cougar". Milf was wayyyy better. I also hate it when people say, "ya know what I mean?" at the end of every sentence. Then there's "this is ya boy______" or "this is ya girl,_____".

 

My Bad


Really has no one seen the movie 'Idiocracy'?

 

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this term has just gotten so out of hand and is usually tossed around by people with delusions of clint eastwood style masculinity whenever they run into a song that even remotely explores in lyrics, melody or stylistic approach any emotion besides happiness or aggressive anger due to the fact that they associate being in touch with other emotions as feminine or weak.

 

Milfs and Cougars are separate things.

 

Don't go there
As if
Whateves

 

"a whole 'nother."

 

please explain WHY they're different?

 

My sister uses the term "saunter" all the time... I have no idea what it means

 

I hate the word tit or titty... just annoying to me

 

"believe you me"
"like"
"ya know"

 

Question for you... isn't it supposed to be the "Ministry of Silly Walks"?

Believe you me, I know what I'm talking about like ya know

 

I hate-hate-HATE it when people say "do you want to come with-"
and they don't add the "me" or "us" or whatever. Just "I'm going to the mall, want to come with?" It just sounds like an incomplete sentence! It's like nails on a chalkboard to an english freak like me. It makes me CRINGE!!
It's the same with some songs I've heard, where one of the lyrics will be something along the lines of "...maybe we can spend some time."
And that'll be the end of the line. Absolutely nothing that says what they'll be spending time doing or even if their simply spending time together. I CRINGE!!!

Also, people who use the word "text" as a verb. The proper way is "I sent them a text message", not "I texted them"!!!

I know I have a couple more, I just can't think of them right now. I don't know, maybe I've watched one too many detective noir films, but after hearing the type of things the english language is capable of, it's a little depressing to hear today's youth butcher it just to get around saying a word or two.

Also, the words "squee" and "glomp". THEY. ARE. NOT. WORDS. I see those on too many message boards.

Although, I humbly submit the word "fershizzle" as a verb to Webster's Dictionary. Whenever you have had an act of great shenanigans committed agaisnt you, you have been fershizzled! I use it all the time!

 

A Milf is a Mother you'd like to ****. A hot mom. I'm sure you know that.

A cougar is around 35 or older and is on the hunt. Just an older lady who's totally looking for younger guys to wear her like a hockey mask.

Anyway.....


Actually saying "Lolz" "Epic Win" "Fail" "Facepalm"

There's this girl in my 3D modeling class who analyzes all this stupid internet fodder in a very educated matter but she throws in "Lolz" and "Epic Win" as if they were normal non virgin phrases used in an everyday NORMAL conversation.

Example:
"Yes, I seen that picture yesterday while browsing that internet forum. Many members were considering it epic lolz but I didn't view it that way, it was lol maybe lolz worthy at the most. But either way I'd consider it a win. Not of epic proportions but a win none the less."

THAT IS HOW SHE ACTUALLY TALKS. And she's serious. Dead Serious.

Jesus Christ. I can't stand that.

 

I hate when you're at work and someone pays with a $100 bill, and you raise it to the light to double-check it to make sure it's legit, and like clock-work .. the customer says "I JUST MADE IT THIS MORNING!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I want to ****ing drop-kick an orphan everytime I hear it..

 

But technically a cougar could also be a MILF yes?

 

Panties. I hate the way people say the word, as they stress the ssssssssssss at the end of it. :l

 

I hate when someone's telling me a story and after every sentence they say "And he goes" or "And he said". It's like, goodness, just keep talking as if you were the person, you don't need to keep reminding me who's talking.

 

"A whole nother." There's no such word as "nother."

When people pronounce the word comfortable as "comfterble."

When people say should of, or could of, or would of, or must of. It's should HAVE, could HAVE, would HAVE, must HAVE.

 

Also, when people say "cock-a-roach" instead of "cockroach".

 

"no homo"

If you feel the need to put that at the end of a sentence, doesn't sound like you're so sure. A truly confident straight man wouldn't even think of it.

 

I think "Watch your ass" is a dumb statement. I don't even have to say why. *trying to watch mine right now*

 

Umm yes they would,has it occurred to you that there are people who don't like spreading misinformation about themselves? If you aren't down with spreading misinformation yourself then you should "get it".

Anyways I hate the words toiletries,topical,oxymoron,crunk,jam,and tropes.

Phrases:"Haters gonna hate."