worst costume for crimefighting

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

how could she fight crime dressed like that?

 

[Spider-X]

how could she fight crime dressed like that?

uh...how couldn't you? i mean...look at those yammers!

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

If she wanted to tackle me with her chest, who's to stop her?

uh...how couldn't you?

Exactly.

yammers

Never call them that again.

Thanks.

 

[Spider-X]

Never call them that again.

Thanks.

just try and stop me

*disappears into the night*

EDIT: ...*with a knife*

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

you know i see this getting to about 2 pages and then getting closed because some one goes to far.

 

[Spider-X]

you know i see this getting to about 2 pages and then getting closed because some one goes to far.

*waits (not with joy) for someone to post the picture of the naked fat guy painted as spiderman*

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

just try and stop me

*disappears into the night*

^yammering about how some yammers scared him away from the kitty beneath where I laid within.

you know i see this getting to about 2 pages and then getting closed because some one goes to far.

uh-oh. Somebody's been reading Sir Authur Conan Doyle again.

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[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

*waits (not with joy) for someone to post the picture of the naked fat guy painted as spiderman*

please don't.

 

[Man-Thing]

actually this is the worst costume for fighting crime.

 

[Spider-X]

^yammering about how some yammers scared him away from the kitty beneath where I laid within.

you're hidden in her vagina

 

[Spider-X]

actually this is the worst costume for fighting crime.

he'd totally beat batman...even if batman had prep time.

 

[Motown Marvel]

how could she fight crime dressed like that?

while the criminals are impaired due to laughing in hysterics at the site of her.....she kicks them in the balls.

 

[Badger]

What's her secret power?..............Lactating?

 

[Spider-X]

mmm...epikak

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

It'd be funny if her criminal name was some correlation or anagram of elephantitis.

Pele-Han-Sitti.

Goddess of Fire - Asian-influenced era from which she hails her hand to hand combat - Filipino styled musical movement.

Nice.

 

[unknownuser]

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

some day i will watch that movie all the way.

 

[Spider-X]

we have a winaaaa!

 

[Badger]

Sorry couldn’t resist.........................

Not my fault, would have never known this existed if it wasn't mentioned.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

thanks for censoring that

 

[Spider-X]

totally called it...i'm such a badass...

*starts dancing around room to "can't touch this"*

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

thanks for censoring that

And he even left the guy in the picture a little dignity by making the smilie face exponentially larger than it had to be.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

And he even left the guy in the picture a little dignity by making the smilie face exponentially larger than it had to be.

Yeah I have seen the uncensored version. Not at all pretty

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Sorry couldn’t resist.........................

Not my fault, would have never known this existed if it wasn't mentioned.

but that is not a costume so he doesn't count.

 

[Spider-X]

Yeah I have seen the uncensored version. Not at all pretty

it's just the profile...you should see him from the right side