Worst Line In A "Batman" movie ever!

[The Joker]

My least favorite line would be the entire scene with the Joker dancing and prancing to Prince

That's not a line, that's a scene!

 

[BatFitz]

"Tell me, Doctor...Do you like the THURKITH?"

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"Holy Rusted Metal, Batman!"
"HUH?"
"The Ground, it's all metal it's...it's filled with holes..y'know...Holy!"
"Oh..."

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"7 Million...never leave the Cave without it..."

*shudder*

CFE

HAHA, for a while I thought I was the only one who noticed that lisp.

As for worst dialogue in the films...all exchanges that involve Batgirl in B&R make me cringe...things like "You're gonna be composte" and "Suit me up, Uncle Alfred."

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Fine:

"You never learned to mind your surroundings."

There's nothing wrong with that line.

Correction: there was nothing wrong with that line the first 3 times they said it The last ten to twenty got a little annoying.

 

[I Am The Knight]

Off the top of my head:

"Haul A! Haul A!"

"Open Sessame"

"Hi Freeze, I'm Batman."

"You break it, you pay it."

 

[ShaneHelms]

There's nothing wrong with that line.

I don't find anything wrong with the line but when Bale delivers it i find that to be a very cringe worthy moment. IMO

 

[Joker]

Correction: there was nothing wrong with that line the first 3 times they said it The last ten to twenty got a little annoying.

Well then, you'll be happy to know the line was only said 3 times in the entire movie. Once during the training sequence, once from Ra's on the train, and then again from Bale on the train. So, according to you, all the uses were good. Glad to know you liked the line.

 

[MiniBond]

oh and here's a real bad one. "Hey Two-Face! Show me how to punch a guy!"

I'm laughing hard ev-er-y time I hear this !

This and Two face's answer ....

 

[Joker]

Honestly, the one thing I liked about the Riddler in that movie is that they totally got that he was a physical coward and weakling. Him punching the guy, and then just grabbing his hand and yelling "ow!" was pretty much exactly what should happen if the Riddler ever tried to punch someone. Although yeah, the exchange leading up to it, and Carrey's over the top performance, were awful.

 

[The Navigator]

ROBIN: I hate to disappoint you, but my rubber lips are immune to your charms.
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MR. FREEZE: Take two of these, and call me in the morning.
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ROBIN: I need a sign that you've turned over a new leaf.
IVY: How about "slippery when wet?" [!]

 

[mikejay1987]

"eat Floor....... High Fiber"

 

[mikejay1987]

wrgwrg

 

[theMan-Bat]

"eat Floor....... High Fiber"

I LOVE that line!t:

 

[Rockadood]

(casually, smiling)

Bruce, It's me, Barbara....I found the batcave.

 

[Milu]

That's not a line, that's a scene!

And it's classic Joker at that.

He's dancing to Prince, while there are employees and customers lying dead in front of him and his cronies!

 

[BatFitz]

Wow, they were dead? I always thought they just passed out...hm...well, that adds a lot more of a morbid feeling to that scene.

 

[Riven]

I'm not even going to go into BF and B&R, there was just too much wrong with those... Of the batman movies I like (B89, BR, BB) the few lines I really dislike are

"Eat floor, high fiber"

and

"Nice coat!"

especially that last one really killed the mood of that scene for me...

 

[BlueLightning]

"Nice coat!"

especially that last one really killed the mood of that scene for me...

I loved that line in Batman Begins. That homeless man was very funny, and I felt it was done to show that Batman is a human after all.

 

[DocLathropBrown]

I'm not even going to go into BF and B&R, there was just too much wrong with those... Of the batman movies I like (B89, BR, BB) the few lines I really dislike are

"Eat floor, high fiber"

and

"Nice coat!"

especially that last one really killed the mood of that scene for me...

It's funny, I didn't have a problem with either.

 

[Drizzle]

The worst line? Between "Batman and Robin" and "Batman Forever", there's too many to choose from. But the worst delivered line? In "Batman Forever", when Two-Face crashes the Riddler's party and Batman crashes through the glass in the ceiling, there's a guy who sort of looks like Woody Allen standing behind Nicole Kidman and screams "Batman! Aaaaaaah!" Every time I see it I laugh like hell.

 

[Paste Pot Pete]

4 words:

"My lungs are freeeezing.!!!!"

 

[Joker]

ROBIN: I need a sign that you've turned over a new leaf.
IVY: How about "slippery when wet?" [!]

That line is so...just...god. It's at least good to see that the writers of Batman & Robin were able to completely grasp the SINGLE entendre.

 

[MrVess]

Spoken by Arnie in response to his own question about what killed the dinosaurs. Honestly, if we didn't know the answer already

Ah, so you think the dinosaurs did die in Pleistocene? Bravo! Akiva Goldsman would be proud indeed.

 

[PyroChamber]

BATMAN: Great stems.
ROBIN: Buds too.

 

[Proximo]

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[SHADOWBAT69]

You just had to show that off, didnt you Markus? lol