Worst Line In A "Batman" movie ever!

[Milu]

"I'm a lover not a fighter. That's why every Poison Ivy action figure comes with him!"

The most telling line of the movie.

 

[Armored Avenger]

"I'm a lover not a fighter. That's why every Poison Ivy action figure comes with him!"

The most telling line of the movie.

The Poisen Ivy figure did not come with Bane. That was false advertising (after all, the entire film was one big toy commercial)

 

[Milu]

Yeah, I bought a Poison Ivy action figure and it came with a ruby-blast Robin .

 

[paranoidboy]

Mr. Freeze: If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast!


Two-Face: Ah. Fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses. Or, in your case, beer and pizza!


Two-Face: Don't worry people, no need for alarm, it's just a good-old fashioned, low-tech stick up! We're interested in the basics: cash, jewelry, cellular telephones. Just hand them over nicely, and no one will be hurt.

- I hate this line, not only was it delivered in a 'phone it in' manner but it goes against the whole concept of the character... he would flip a coin before deciding if anyone got hurt..... just like in B:TAS episode Two-Face part II when the thug tries to take jewellery at one of Thorne's bookies and two-face flips for it as it wasn't part of the plan.

 

[Darknightnomis]

The entire Script to 'BATMAN AND ROBIN'.

Hideous.

 

[cryptic name]

Wilkinson's Brooklyn accent left a lot to be desired. I mean I thought it was rather obvious that Falcone was always played like Don Vito Corleone, especially in "The Long Halloween" (that whole opening with Johnny Viti's wedding and Harvey Dent getting License Plates was clearly and blantantly ripped right out of "Godfather")

But I guess Wilkinson didn't bother reading the comics that Falcone was featured in, because the moment he opened his mouth and said "You're taller than you look in the tabloids, Mr. Wayne" I literally cringed for an instant and thought "What the hell is this?"

Part of that was probably just because I, like every other reader, fabricated an idea of what Falcone would sound like through the dialogue of the books.

But I just have this gut feeling that, given how Loeb played him in "TLH," none of said readers, myself included, imagined the character having an accent a'la Deniro in "Taxi Driver."

CFE

deniro has a midwestern accent in taxi driver

 

[MegaGeek]

The entire Script to 'BATMAN AND ROBIN'.

Hideous.

Indeed

Mr. Freeze saying "Chill" before he hits his victims with the freeze gun induces dry heaving everytime I hear it... even in my memory.

 

[El Payaso]

Mr. Freeze saying "Chill" before he hits his victims with the freeze gun induces dry heaving everytime I hear it... even in my memory.

God. He managed to make what's awful even worse with every repetition.

 

[HolyPurpleSocks]

Freeze(to Batman): You have eh-leven minutes to THAW the BUHRD...Can you be cold, Batman?

 

[ScarecrowJim]

"I AM FREEZE. REMEMBER THAT NAME WELL FOR IT IS THE ICY SOUND OF YOUR DOOOOOOM!"
Mr. Freeze. Batman and Robin.

The only thing a guy like that'll be the doom of are the poor people watching the movie.

 

[Vile]

I'll probably have rotten fruit thrown at me, but...


"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?"

Something about this always seemed very stupid to me. It just seems so...unnecessary.

 

[El Payaso]

I'll probably have rotten fruit thrown at me, but...


"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?"

Something about this always seemed very stupid to me. It just seems so...unnecessary.

 

[Leenie]

I hate to not bring anything new to this thread, but after seeing Batman & Robin for the first time in years a few hours ago, I can easily say that the ENTIRE script should be listed as a bad quote. A really long bad quote. Oh my GOD, that movie is terrible ...

"I'm a lover not a fighter. That's why every Poison Ivy action figure comes with him!"

The most telling line of the movie.

That's the quote I was going to mention. It's ... Awful.

 

[DaRkVeNgeanCe]

"LET'S KICK SOME ICE"! lol

 

[-Arya-]

I hate to not bring anything new to this thread, but after seeing Batman & Robin for the first time in years a few hours ago, I can easily say that the ENTIRE script should be listed as a bad quote. A really long bad quote. Oh my GOD, that movie is terrible ...



That's the quote I was going to mention. It's ... Awful.

I agree. Its just BAD in every possible way.

Everytime throughout the movie I was thinking about Bale coming in and kicking the crap out of all the characters in the movie. Oh how I wish that would happen

 

[Milu]

On the bright side, Michael Gough/Alfred had some decent lines. They were just overshadowed by the rest of the script.

 

[HolyPurpleSocks]

On the bright side, Michael Gough/Alfred had some decent lines. They were just overshadowed by the rest of the script.

Yes, he really really did...The whole Bruce/Alfred father/son-life/death subplot was the most meaningful part of that movie...

Bruce: So old man, do you regret any of it- your life, here with me...

Alfred: You mean devoting my life, looking after heros? No, my dear boy- my only regret is that I could not be out there with you...

Bruce: Well, not all heros wear masks...

 

[mongoose-mania]

I think the only line I can't stand (besides the whole script for B&R) is "Nice ride" from BB. Really wasn't necessary.

 

[Batman]

Robin: "No sign of the snowman."
Batgirl: "Maybe he melted."
Batman: "No. He's just hibernating."

 

[HolyPurpleSocks]

Robin: "No sign of the snowman."
Batgirl: "Maybe he melted."
Batman: "No. He's just hibernating."

Heh...I can't believe in Ivy's climactic fight scene, after Batgirl beats her down...She actually screams out-

"CURSES!!!"

That's where I realized this movie was never intended to be serious...Just a tribute to the 60's campy show...

 

[Kevin Roegele]

Heh...I can't believe in Ivy's climactic fight scene, after Batgirl beats her down...She actually screams out-

"CURSES!!!"

That's where I realized this movie was never intended to be serious...Just a tribute to the 60's campy show...

Are you saying you watched the first two hours of Batman & Robin and only realised at the end that it wasn't supposed to be taken seriously?

 

[HolyPurpleSocks]

Are you saying you watched the first two hours of Batman & Robin and only realised at the end that it wasn't supposed to be taken seriously?

No, just thinking 'Maybe Schumacher made numerous, numerous consecutive terrible mis-judgements'...Until that hit me in the mouth and said 'It WANTS to be THIS bad'...

 

[MrQuinn]

anything Mr Freeze said.

and Poison Ivy.

and George Clooney.