worst pick-up lines known to man

[cornernat]

1. is your father god because your an angel
2. does your jeans have mirrors on em because i can see myself in them



as examples^

 

[deathshead2]

1.So your a girl right

 

[DOG LIPS]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

 

[thedeadite]

nice shoes...let's ****

 

[LEX]

"Your place or mine?"

"I just want to tell you that you have a price to pay for being this cute, and I'm here to collect... your phone number, that is."

"How would you like your eggs for breakfast?"

 

[thedeadite]

you're clothes are really nice...but they would look so much better in a pile on my floor.

 

[deathshead2]

"would you like to see my boomstick"

 

[Boom]

"What do you say you come on back to my place? My mom'll cook us up some Bagel Bites."

 

[DOG LIPS]

Come with me if you want to live.

 

[deathshead2]

"What do you say you come on back to my place? My mom'll cook us up some Bagel Bites."

LOL

 

[Tsunulia]

"What do you say you come on back to my place? My mom'll cook us up some Bagel Bites."

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DOG LIPS]

Yeah, you all laugh, but Boom has gotten lots of ass with that line.

 

[Tsunulia]

Come with me if you want to live.

Ahnurld? But I thought you were already married............

 

[Tangled Web]

"Hey are you planning on walking to your car alone later?"

"Hey are you planning on leaving your drink unatended?"

 

[Man-Thing]

I wantS to Ikll yOu.

 

[deathshead2]

Do you have a sister

 

[Tsunulia]

Dear goodness Man-Thing, do something about your sig. It's a friggin mile long.

 

[bored]

So, I see you don't shave your legs often. That's awesome, cuz I'm a furry.

 

[Man-Thing]

Dear goodness Man-Thing, do something about your sig. It's a friggin mile long.

I have the greatest sig ever.

 

[LEX]

Dear goodness Man-Thing, do something about your sig. It's a friggin mile long.

I totally don't get these "JKLMNO", "N", "NXNXNXNX" signatures. What's their purpose? Are there supposed to be hidden images in them?

*stares at Man-Thing's sig*

*squints his eyes* o__O

 

[Kmack]

Eh, I hate pick-up lines. If you want to talk to me, say so. Why go through the unnecessary embarassment

 

[Master Chief]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

That doesn't belong in this thread dammit, that's one of the best.

Yeah, you all laugh, but Boom has gotten lots of ass with that line.

Really? I get them to my place, but my parents aren't home and I don't have bagel bites. So I tell her I'll just run out for a minute to buy some down the street. Well, down a few streets. Anyway, I come back an hour or two later with the bagel bites and she's gone. Sometimes some furniture is gone too. And a lot of my movies. And a few of my televesions and lamps. Anyway, I'm so depressed I end up eating the bites instead of keeping them for next time, and it's just a vicous cycle like that.

 

[Spider-X]

is your father a terrorist...'cause your da bomb...

 

[Tsunulia]

Eh, I hate pick-up lines. If you want to talk to me, say so. Why go through the unnecessary embarassment

But I like being amused with stupidity

 

[LEX]

"Hey. I know a glory hole."