Worst Superhero Movie Moments Ever.

[El Payaso]

Peter Parker's dark side being him dancing on the streets. And then asking the girl next door to bring him milk and cookies. Milk and cookies, now that's dark and twisted.

 

[Kevin Roegele]

Peter Parker's dark side being him dancing on the streets. And then asking the girl next door to bring him milk and cookies. Milk and cookies, now that's dark and twisted.

I hear what you are saying, but humour isn't against the law. Raimi was making the point that when power goes to people's heads, alongside the nasty stuff they do, it also turns them into embarassing jackasses. It's a somewhat different message from Superman III.

 

[Donnie Darko]

Superman: The Movie

"I'm not actually fast enough to get places in time to prevent tragedies, but somehow I am fast enough to fly around the world so fast that the Earth spins backwards... and somehow that rewinds time... and I can save people... or something like that."

 

[Octoberist]

X-Men:

When Storm asks Toad the stupidiest question ever: What happens to a toad when it gets hit by lightening? Same as anything else.

Maybe in the original draft, within context, the line could have worked. Joss Whedon is no dummy but I kinda wonder why they even kept it? It just doesn't make sense.

Ghost Rider:
There were numerous stupid scenes that tried waaay too hard to be funny.But the kicker when when Eva Medes busts out a MAGIC 8 BALL at the resturant while she was waiting for Nic Cage.

 

[PyroChamber]

X-Men:

When Storm asks Toad the stupidiest question ever: What happens to a toad when it gets hit by lightening? Same as anything else.

Maybe in the original draft, within context, the line could have worked. Joss Whedon is no dummy but I kinda wonder why they even kept it? It just doesn't make sense.

It doesn't make the line any better; but in the novelization for the movie after Toad goes flying, right before Storm walks away she goes "it croaks".

 

[Donnie Darko]

I agree about that part being horrible. However, the more I think about it, I think it could have worked with different context and/or delivery. For example, if Whedon would have written it for one of his own shows, I could see someone like Buffy, Faith, or Zoe pulling it off without it sounding as bad.

 

[deathshead2]

X-Men:

When Storm asks Toad the stupidiest question ever: What happens to a toad when it gets hit by lightening? Same as anything else.

Maybe in the original draft, within context, the line could have worked. Joss Whedon is no dummy but I kinda wonder why they even kept it? It just doesn't make sense.

Ghost Rider:
There were numerous stupid scenes that tried waaay too hard to be funny.But the kicker when when Eva Medes busts out a MAGIC 8 BALL at the resturant while she was waiting for Nic Cage.

That reminds me, isn't there a super villian whos head is a giant 8 ball and he carries like a pull stick that shoots out a lazer?

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

That reminds me, isn't there a super villian whos head is a giant 8 ball and he carries like a pull stick that shoots out a lazer?

yes 8 ball

 

[akfj]

That reminds me, isn't there a super villian whos head is a giant 8 ball and he carries like a pull stick that shoots out a lazer?

Sounds like a Tick villain.

 

[Iron_Stark]

Fantastic Four all of it and especially Dr. Doom, "Marco... Polo"

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Becuase someone is eventually going to mention it, How many stupid B&R can people name?

The "Bat Butt"

"This is why Superman Works Alone"

The Ice Puns

Batman And Robin at a public auction

Batman bidding for Poison Ivy

Any moment with Robin in that film (though I liked him in BF)

Alfred not only knowing that Barbara will become Batgirl, but knowing her sizes and making the suit already.


And the King of them all:

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[Brother Jack]

All of Elektra.

 

[Maximum Carnage]

Uh.. the bad quote to end all bad quotes. Ready for it people?


















It's from Catwoman.. with Halle Berry.

"White Russian; no ice, no vodka... hold the Kahlua."

 

[redfirebird2008]

Dunst's singing in Spider-Man 3. Ugh.

 

[El Payaso]

I hear what you are saying, but humour isn't against the law.

It should be when it's this bad.

Raimi was making the point that when power goes to people's heads, alongside the nasty stuff they do, it also turns them into embarassing jackasses.

The problem is not the point. The moment is embarassing for all the wrong reasons. It's just a naive and simplistic cliche.

yes 8 ball

"Check it out! 8-Ball! You got a question, you ask the 8-Ball."

SUPERHERO: Are you going to destroy the city?

"All signs point to 'Yes!'"

 

[The Joker]

Dunst's singing in Spider-Man 3. Ugh.

And she was genuinely surprised the critics gave her bad reviews

 

[Octoberist]

there was an shot of Dunst singing, and she was trying to look...sexy but it looked awkward instead.

 

[Ipodman]

Wolverine hacking down the ladder

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

It should be when it's this bad.

The problem is not the point. The moment is embarassing for all the wrong reasons. It's just a naive and simplistic cliche.

Agreed. The humor (or humour? dammit this always confuses me) was pretty bad. It was cheesy, unneeded, and the only thing that Raimi got across was how much he hated the symbiote storyline and Venom.

 

[redfirebird2008]

The humor (or humour? dammit this always confuses me)...

They're both correct. Americans generally spell it "humor" while Brits generally spell it "humour."

 

[Art_of_Crime]

here are two from the same franchise

"Can you read my mind"?

this one speaks for itself.

 

[Ipodman]

The Throwing the S is not in the Donner cut right?

 

[akfj]

The Throwing the S is not in the Donner cut right?

Correct

 

[King K]

Fantastic Four.

The dialog between Michael Chiklis (sp?) and Ioan Guffold (sp?) while talking about the incident in space.

"Hey man, what was that all about?"
"Yeah, that was pretty weird....."

Then there was the scene where Thing comes home to call his wife from the street. She runs out into the middle of that street half naked.

By far the worst acting I've ever seen in almost any movie period. Chris Evans really did do the only decent job.

 

[redfirebird2008]

Fantastic Four.

No further explanation needed.