Would YOU buy a Black Cat / White Rabbit One Shot??


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Apr 17, 2003
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White Rabbit

Height: 5'7" (estimated)
Weight: 130 lbs. (estimated)
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Red, long
Features: Ever heard of Playboy? For the costume, check the photo above... A picture is worth more than a thousand words.

Created By: J.M. DeMatteis, Kerry Gammill, Mike Esposito
Real Name: Unrevealed, however her married last name is 'Dodson'
Current Aliases: She calls herself the Queen of Crime and Mistress of Mayhem
Former Aliases: None
Dual Identity: Known to the Authorities
Current Occupation: She's probably being held at some mental institution
Former Occupation: Master Criminal... well, sort of
Citizenship: Presumed American
Legal Status: She has a criminal record for causing heavy city damage
Place of Birth: Unknown
Marital Status: Widower
Known Relatives: Rich, old husband Lewis Dodson (deceased)
Known Confidants: None
Known Allies: The Walrus, Mad Hatter and Dormouse (the latter two were actors she hired to play the part of the Alice in Wonderland characters)
Major Enemies: Frog-Man, Spider-Man, Leapfrog I, Grizzly, Gibbon and the Bombastic Bag-Man (with the exception of Peter and MJ, everyone is unaware that Spider-Man was also Bombastic Bag-Man)
Usual Bases: New York
Former Bases: New York
Current Groups: The White Rabbit Gang, which she, of course, leads
Former Groups: The Terrible Two
Education: With exception to her apparent schizophrenia, she is presumed to have been privately schooled, perhaps a possible tutor, along with her own self-education. Her intellect suggests collegiate-level or higher

Powers & Paraphenalia
Strength Level: Normal human level, for someone who engages in physical exercise. She also seems to have some fighting skills
Powers: None
Abilities: She's insane and dangerous, but you just can't take a woman in a bunny suit seriously
Equipment: Jet-Boots, the Bunnymobile, the Flying Hare (a rabbit-shaped zeppelin), genetically altered Killer Bunnies and a giant Rabbit-Robot
Weapons: Razor-tipped umbrellas and umbrellas that fire razor-tipped carrots and explosive carrots. Yes, I'm serious
Limitations: Her obsession with Lewis Carroll and the Wonderland Story, added to her poor judgement have foiled her plans 3 times.

The White Rabbit is a clear example of a nutcase. As a child, she belonged to a rich family, who wanted to give her an upright education. She was mostly secluded and "protected", in order to become a "proper lady". Having nowhere to turn, she found her refuge in books, until she read Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland. That book was more than a simple refuge for a troubled mind; in her own words, it saved her soul.
She grew up into a futile and melancolic 25 year old woman married to an 82 year old multi-billionare geezer. She could have anything money can buy, but she longed for the thrill of danger, mayhem, and adventure, which her husband couldn't give her. She eventually got rid of him, though his death was assumed to be natural (she assures he died happy... I wonder) and then used his fortune to become the White Rabbit, based on the character from the book.

She started her villainous career by robbing several fast-food restaurants. Why fast-food? As I said, "the White Rabbit is a clear example of a nutcase". Her biggest problem was that when she tried to rob Kwikkee Burger, Eugene Patilio was in the restaurant. You don't know who Eugene is? He's none other than the Fabulous Frog-Man! While he dodges the bullets from the White Rabbit Gang, the White Rabbit herself abandons her men, leaving them to handle Frog-Man. Of course, Frog-Man eventually handles himself (check his profile if you don't understand why), and he only survives because Spider-Man intervenes. After that, she goes to her next target with a renewed Gang: A book fair. On her way, she's spotted by Spidey and Frog-Man, and after a funny battle, her jet-boots fail and she crashes to her first defeat.

A few years later, she returns with a different plan: She wants to execute revenge on Frog-Man. With that, she contacts Speed Demon, Yellow Claw and the Walrus, the other guys who were (sort of) defeated by Frog-Man. The first two scoff at her proposal, only the dumb-as-a-rock Walrus agrees. They start spreading chaos and mayhem in Brooklyn (surprisingly, in front of Kwikkee Burger) to attract Frog-Man, but they attract one frog too many, because Eugene's dad, the original Leapfrog, also shows up and he controls the suit much better than his son. Of course, Spidey also appears, and once again Frog-Man scores a clumsy victory, by falling on the Rabbit's back when jumping out of control.

In her third and final storyline to date, she and her gang are robbing a bank, when the Gargantuan Grizzly and his partner, Gibbon, the Boy Monkey, show up to stop her. They're captured, and three issues later she attempts to ransom the duo demanding 1 billion dollars for their lives, or she'd feed them to her genetically altered killer bunnies (Monthy Python, anyone?)! The Mayor thinks that 1 billion is too much, and makes a counter offer: $2.50! She rejects and takes the Flying Hare to bomb the city. She raises the ransom request to 5 billion and returns to her hideout, while a stealthy Bombastic Bag-Man (Peter with a bag on his head. Hey, it's the middle of Identity Crisis, and he had none of the other costumes with him!) climbs aboard the Hare.

When the Hare arrives back at the hideout, the White Rabbit drops Grizzly and Gibbon into the bunnies' pit, and the Bag-Man takes out the White Rabbit Gang. When he faces the Mad Hatter and the Dormouse, the White Rabbit's sidekicks, they say they're only hired actors, because not a single super-villain (!!!) wanted to work with the Rabbit. She shows up with a giant Rabbit-Robot and blasts Bag-Man away. Of course, Peter's just pretending, because he saw Grizzly and Gibbon leaving the pit and wanted to give them the victory. It seems that the Gibbon's natural affinity with animals convinced the killer bunnies to chew their chains. The Grizzly, afraid to be called sexist if he didn't give the Rabbit equal treatment, renders her K.O. with a nice punch.

Black Cat

Height: 5'10"
Weight: 120 lbs
Eyes: Green
Hair: Platinum blonde
Features: Bombshell

Created By: Marv Wolfman, Keith Pollard, Frank Giacoia
Real Name: Felicia Hardy
Current Aliases: None
Former Aliases: Felicity Harmon
Dual Identity: The Black Cat
Current Occupation: Private Investigator
Former Occupation: Cat burglar
Citizenship: Citizen of the US
Legal Status: Criminal record, but granted legal amnesty
Place of Birth: Queens, New York
Marital Status: Single
Known Relatives: Walter (father, deceased), Lydia (mother)
Known Confidants: Spider-Man, Mary Jane Parker
Known Allies: Spider-Man
Major Enemies: Kingpin, Doctor Octopus, the Owl, Tombstone
Usual Bases: New York City
Former Bases: none
Current Groups: none
Former Groups: none
Education: Unknown

Powers & Paraphenalia
Strength Level: Enhanced by uniform
Powers: Currently none
Abilities: Superb gymnastic and fighting skills
Equipment: Ropes and claws (for climbing), balance earings, contact lenses to see in the dark, and something that increases agility
Weapons: Claws
Limitations: None

Knowledge Quiz
QUIZ: black_cat.html

Felicia Hardy is the Black Cat, who first appeared in Amazing Spider-Man #194. She began a career in crime out of respect and adoration for her cat-burgler father, but kept it on as a misguided attempt to attract the attentions of Spider-Man. Felicia and Peter have been very close in the past, and she is fully aware of his secret identity.
Initially, Felicia's abilities were 100% natural, with the 'accidents' which seemed to befall those who crossed her path being merely well-planned stunts. After her near-death at the hands of The Owl and Dr Octopus in Spectacular #72, Felicia feared that her lack of powers made her a vulnerability to Spider-Man, and that she would lose him.

While Peter was away in Secret Wars, Felicia turned to Kingpin, and made a pact with him in return for his scientists giving her super-powers. She kept the secret from Peter for quite some time. What she didn't realise was that her newly-gained genuine 'bad luck' power was infectious, and that it was permanently jinxing Spider-Man. That of course was the Kingpin's plan all along.

She broke up with Spider-Man, and Dr Strange removed her bad-luck power, changing her other abilities in the process. Since then she has settled into a life of her own, albeit one which regularly intertwines with Peter's. She recently dated Flash Thompson for a while, primarily to irritate Peter. Recently, Mary Jane and Black Cat have become close friends - in spite of their once intense rivalry over Peter. She bought some nifty equipment from the Tinkerer, and occasionally teams-up with Pete.


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I can just see the Estrogen flowing in this one as the Black Cat runs into someone I expect would just rub her the wrong way.

White Rabbit is like a soft and cuddly Joker,.....
Only if there's an ebony & ivory joke in there.
If it was serious, no. If it was a comedy, yes.

How the heck could they keep it Serious???
Yeah, I probably would.

Fans of BC would never, never live it down though... that much, I promise you :hq: That's mean, but then again.... I'm no saint. Kick 'em when they're down, I always say. LOL

Awww, who the hell am I kidding. Of course I would.
No. I really hat the Black cat. If White Rabbit had her own mini, or, dare I say it, ongoing, then hell yeah.
Somewhere in the Slott-cave, a red telephone is ringing...
Doc Destruction said:

Oh God, yes.

Oh my.

Ummm, I'll be right back.

I read this yesterday and blew coffee thru my nose trying to not choke on my burrito,.......

I pictured sumbody rushing to grab,... well,... it wasn't pretty, but the thought was real funny.
Marcdachamp said:

Awww, who the hell am I kidding. Of course I would.

That's rite. Accept your darkside.

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