Would You Fight A Honey-Badger for $100 K?

[Aesop Rocks]

EDIT: You have to be naked and weaponless

winner by K.O

 

[Hound55]

Would you fight a honey-badger that's off it's nut on ice or angeldust for $300k..?

 

[BizarroAids]

Even in that pic he looks like he can run faster than you bro.

 

[Nathan]

Do we get to choose weapons? Someone hand me a baseball bat.

 

[Golgo-13]

Hell no. Badgers are like Wolverines; they're tough as nails and extremely vicious.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

I would with a weapon!

 

[SuperFerret]

Honey Badgers have been known to fight off lions, and in this video, a honey badger steals a snake's food, eats the food and then eats the snake.



You don't **** with us mustelids.

 

[Mister J]

That video is wicked.

I'd fight a Honey Badger, but he'd have to agree to Olympic-style doping tests 28 and 14 days prior to the fight and we'd have to come to terms on ring size and distribution of PPV rights. If the badger isn't amenable to any of that, then **** him; no fight.

edit:

In a 2002 National Geographic documentary titled "Snake killers: Honey badgers of the Kalahari", a badger named Kleinman was documented stealing a meal out of a puff adder's mouth and casually eating the meal in front of the hissing snake. After the meal, Kleinman began to hunt the puff adder, the species being one of the badger's preferred venomous snakes. He managed to kill the snake and began eating it, but then collapsed on the dead snake as he had been bitten during the struggle. After about two hours he surprisingly awoke. Once he had recovered, the badger continued with his meal and then resumed his journey.

****.

 

[Hound55]

What, you never had a big damn meal and needed to sleep it off a while..?

Honey-badger had the itis...

 

[LastSunrise1981]

They're the Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom.

 

[mrvlknight21]

winner by K.O

Aesop, it seems that all of your threads lately are exactly ones that I have seen over at the MISC section of bodybuilding.com a day or so before. Even some of your posts, such as "cool story bro" reflect this. Whats the deal?

Here is the thread in ref to this one:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=127363083&highlight=honey+badger

 

[JStorm]

Aesop, it seems that all of your threads lately are exactly ones that I have seen over at the MISC section of bodybuilding.com a day or so before. Even some of your posts, such as "cool story bro" reflect this. Whats the deal?

Here is the thread in ref to this one:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=127363083&highlight=honey+badger

Theory confirmed.


Real life Detective right the^e, brah!

 

[al35077]

I'd fight it for $50k

 

[Poetic Chaos]

1. Wait for it to attack
2. Kick it into the air
3. ?????
4. Profit

 

[Aesop Rocks]

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Aesop, it seems that all of your threads lately are exactly ones that I have seen over at the MISC section of bodybuilding.com a day or so before. Even some of your posts, such as "cool story bro" reflect this. Whats the deal?

I love how you're implying "Cool story, bro" came from BB.com

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Aesop, it seems that all of your threads lately are exactly ones that I have seen over at the MISC section of bodybuilding.com a day or so before. Even some of your posts, such as "cool story bro" reflect this. Whats the deal?

Here is the thread in ref to this one:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=127363083&highlight=honey+badger

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Aesop forgot the "naked and no weapons" part too. That makes people think twice.

 

[C. Lee]

BADGERS.....I don't fight any stinkin' BADGERS!!!!!

 

[Mister J]

Naked is a dealbreaker. Look at that ****er's teeth and claws!

 

[Paroxysm]

I'd Tom Welling the **** out of that honey badger.

 

[Wolfwood]

Yeah, no nudity unless I get to wear a cup and some kind of protective device for my nipples.

 

[JStorm]

I love how you're implying "Cool story, bro" came from BB.com

Just like you made this thread up.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'd Tom Welling the **** out of that honey badger.

Hahaha

 

[Ghostvirus]

Its been 30 years since the badger & the cold...

 

[JStorm]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Aesop forgot the "naked and no weapons" part too. That makes people think twice.

Next we will see the over-use of "negs, brah!"