Wrestling Midgets 'Killed By Fake Prostitutes'

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http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Wo...bbers_Suspected_Of_Drugging_Brothers_To_Death

Two professional midget wrestlers found dead in a low-rent hotel room may have been drugged by female robbers, according to Mexican authorities.
Post mortems are being carried out on La Parkita - or Little Death - who wore a skeleton costume in the ring and Espectrito Jr.
The twin brothers, real names Alberto and Alejandro Jimenez, reportedly had been entertaining two prostitutes on the night of their deaths.
Police said two women were seen leaving the men's hotel room shortly before the bodies were discovered by a cleaner.
Prosecutor Miguel Angel Mancera said gangs of female robbers are experienced at using drugs to knock men out and rob them but they may have used too strong a dose.
The wrestlers' small stature means they may have succumbed to the drugs more easily, although larger men have also died in similar crimes.
The bodies of the two men, both aged 35, were found at a hotel a short distance from the Arena Mexico wrestling venue in Mexico City.
Midget wrestling had a huge following in the 50s and 60s but its popularity has waned across the world.
But the sport is still enormously popular in Mexico and fans are said to be mourning its two most famous stars.

Midgets... death... fake prostitues. My kinda story.
 
reportedly had been entertaining two prostitutes on the night of their deaths.

How do you think this went down? Do a little dance? Make a little love? Fall off a stool?
 
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Please tell me I wasn't the only one who burst out laughing at that thread title.
 
Wtf?!
And the politically correct term is "Little People". :p
 
Or Dwarves... great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls...
 
lol Threads like this are the reason why I'm loving the Hype.
 
Shhh... I'm in mourning. *mourns poor horny midgets*
 
Where's Grissom, Nick, Catherine, Hodges, Greg, Brass and, Sara at?

Sounds like a PERFECT episode of CSI.
 
Was it with a wrestling midget and fake prostitutes?
 
lol When I saw midgets & prostitutes in the title I immediately thought of In Bruges
 
Is it in bad taste to call midget strippers "Tiny Dancer" ?
 
What about midget prostitutes...


... is it in bad taste to call them "miniature receptacles"?
 
'Midget prostitutes'? lol That's like a flesh light with limbs and a mic muffler.

Seriously though, all joking aside, this is a shame. I mean, the poor lil fellas couldn't even go out in style and get killed by real prostitutes. Guys just can't get a break.
 
I had a brain lapse just reading the title.
 
'Midget prostitutes'? lol That's like a flesh light with limbs and a mic muffler.

Seriously though, all joking aside, this is a shame. I mean, the poor lil fellas couldn't even go out in style and get killed by real prostitutes. Guys just can't get a break.

That wouldn't have been any less embarrassing. Like I said in the wrestling thread, I hope these two "gals" get caught and go to prison ( a really filthy one) for a long, long time.
 
That wouldn't have been any less embarrassing. Like I said in the wrestling thread, I hope these two "gals" get caught and go to prison ( a really filthy one) for a long, long time.

Hey, grumpy knickers, quit lowering the tone. We're talking about midget murder in here. But yes, they should be caught I hope. :cwink:
 
I hope they get caught and get sent to midget prison with really low ceilings. That'll teach 'em.
 
If I had a nickle for every time a midget was killed by a fake prostitute...
 

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