World X-Men: Evolution Caption This!

[TheMick]

Just like the Offical W&TXM Caption This!, but X-Men Evolution style.

Jean: Don't make me angry. You won't like me when i'm angry!

Jebus has returned!

Scott: So, Jean, what sort of thoughts do you get when I sit like this?
Jean: - The' I wish you had the attitude of TAS Cyclops instead' kind of thoughts-

Tabitha: Dont'cha wish your girlfriend was HOT like me!
Amara: - Yes, yes I do-

Jean: If you ever touch Scott again, I'll tell everyone in School what realy happened between you and Coach McCoy.

Jean: Take one step closer, and I'll crush your Balls into dust!

 

[TheMick]

Amara: OOOOOH, I am a LAVA-ZOMBIE!
Kitty: Shouldn't you be, like, stone?

 

[TheMick]

Scott: SYKE! You's all actually though I had no control! What a bunch of losers!

Jean: GROUP-HUG!

Mystique: Sorry about the pealing-skin. I got sun-burnt so bad.

 

[Morg]

http://forums.superherohype.com/announcement.php?f=94&a=128

Not cool hotlinking, does hurt the site you stealing bandwidth

 

[TheMick]

http://forums.superherohype.com/announcement.php?f=94&a=128

Not cool hotlinking, does hurt the site you stealing bandwidth

OH MY GOD! SO SORRY! Close this thread if you need to!

 

[Ion Kenshin]

Marco!!!

Polo!!

 

[Morg]

OH MY GOD! SO SORRY! Close this thread if you need to!

You can edit your own posts, just host the pics yourself

 

[TheMick]

But, what I find weird is the Wolverine& the x-men caption this! thread gets all their images where I get mine: toonzone. is there something wrong with that website

 

[Morg]

But, what I find weird is the Wolverine& the x-men caption this! thread gets all their images where I get mine: toonzone. is there something wrong with that website

Yes and no, it's really not cool hot linking the pics, you are stealing bandwidth from the site owner and it cost them $$$ some sites fight back and place a second pic in the one you hot link and you might get a porn pic or something nasty. It's not that hard hosting pictures yourself, use imageshack, photobucket.com or tinypic.com

All are free to use

 

[Panthro]

So none of those above pictures are safe to use? Okay, I've got at least two Evolution pics photobucketed, I'll have to get more.

Let me just say, I laughed at most of those.

Hey, are we allowed to make jokes about hot-linking?

CYCLOPS: "When oh Lord, when will I get to be the star of the X-Men films? bad place, when will I get to be an actual character in the X-Men films? When oh Lord? What have I done to deserve this? Is it because of that damn Maddie Pryor storyline from the 80s? is that what it is?"

ROGUE: "Hey, check it out, I got a love letter from Colossus!"
RISTY: "Colossus? The big metal guy? I thought he was Kitty Pryde's boyfriend/love interest?"
ROGUE: "Most of the time, yeah, but he and Kitty are on a break and he just confirmed that he thinks I'm scary hot."
RISTY: "Scary hot?"
ROGUE: "It means I scare him but he still thinks I'm hot despite the fear I provoke in him."
RISTY: "Cool. So, you think he might be the one who'll help you lose your virginity?"
ROGUE: "Got my fingers crossed. I touched him once bare handed when he was in metal mode and it didn't affect him. And from what I've heard, he's quite a beast in the sack."
RISTY: "Really? I would never have guessed. I always figured he was one of those really shy, quiet types who would feel ill at ease as a lover."
ROGUE: "On the contrary, Colossus has quite a reputation for being a player. Women like him 'cause he's low maintenance."

 

[Mini Wolfsbane]

Beast: Now that everyone's gone for winter break, I think it's time
we had...the talk.
Rogue thinking: Oh, no. Someone kill me now!
Scott Thinking: NOOOOOOOO!
Xavier: Don't whine. It had to come sooner or later.
(Yes, I'm sure at their age they already had it, but it was
one of the first things that came to me.)

Scott: So...we had the talk the other day.
Warren: Say no more.

Rogue:I need to speak with Dr.Cullen.
Doctor:He's not here. We have no Dr.Cullen.
Rogue:...Is there a Bella Swan here?
Docter:...Miss, I think you're talking about fictional characters.
Rogue:JUST TELL ME WHERE EDWARD IS!
(Not that Rogue would read Twilight, but that's what makes it funny.)

 

[Panthro]

Beast: Now that everyone's gone for winter break, I think it's time
we had...the talk.
Rogue thinking: Oh, no. Someone kill me now!
Scott Thinking: NOOOOOOOO!
Xavier: Don't whine. It had to come sooner or later.
(Yes, I'm sure at their age they already had it, but it was
one of the first things that came to me.)

Scott: So...we had the talk the other day.
Warren: Say no more.

Rogue:I need to speak with Dr.Cullen.
Doctor:He's not here. We have no Dr.Cullen.
Rogue:...Is there a Bella Swan here?
Docter:...Miss, I think you're talking about fictional characters.
Rogue:JUST TELL ME WHERE EDWARD IS!
(Not that Rogue would read Twilight, but that's what makes it funny.)

That's brilliant.

 

[Mini Wolfsbane]

That's brilliant.

Thank you!

I just noticed they forgot to color Rogue's glove in that last screencap.
Huh. Weird.

 

[Panthro]

Christmas Eve -

ROGUE: "Hey there."
SCOTT: "Hey."
ROGUE: "Guess what I got you for Christmas."
SCOTT: "Hmm... Playstation?"
ROGUE: "Meet me at Mr. McCoy's office around midnight and you'll find out for yourself."
SCOTT: "Alright then. I look forward to unwrapping it."
ROGUE [thinking]: "Dear Diary - Jackpot!"

What Rogue doesn't know is that Jean Grey is reading her thoughts from afar -

JEAN [thinking]: "Get away from my man, biotch! God I wish we lived in the regular 616 universe right now, where she's like 10 years too young for him!"

The next day -

XAVIER: "Scott, Rogue, we need to have a little chat."
SCOTT: "Chat about what?"
BEAST: "It has been brought to my attention that you and Rogue engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in my office."
ROGUE: "Um... who told you that?"
XAVIER: "I did. Hello? Telepath?"
SCOTT & ROGUE: ""
[awkward pause]
SCOTT: "Was that wrong?"
ROGUE: "Should we not have done that?"
SCOTT: "I've got to tell you, speaking for both of us, we have to plead innocent with you on this."
ROGUE: "Yeah I mean, if somebody had told us in advance that sort of thing was frowned upon around here-"
XAVIER & BEAST: "You're fired! Both of you!"
SCOTT: "You didn't have to say it like that."
XAVIER: "I want you both out of here by the end of the day."
ROGUE: "What about it being the Christmas season? Any leeway there?"
BEAST: "No."
XAVIER: "And another thing - Jean says for you to take back the sweater you gave her with the red dot on it."
SCOTT & ROGUE: ""

Later that Day -

SCOTT: "So Xavier and Beast found out about us doing it on Beast's desk and, uh, yeah, they kicked us out."
WARREN: "That's harsh man, harsh. A high price to pay for a merry Christmas. By the way, how the bad place did you two do it anyway? I thought she had touching issues because of her powers."
ROGUE: "We used protection. A lot of protection."

Later that winter -

SCOTT: "Now I know how Juno felt."
ROGUE: "Yeah. Speaking of which, if I, you know, end up pulling a Juno on you-"
SCOTT: "Babe, it's cool. I'm not gonna run out on you like Superman ran out on Lois Lane in that movie."

 

[Mystic]

Kurt: I got it! Wait....wait....why am I in mid air?! I'm afarid of heights!!! Ahh!!

Scott? What? What are we looking at?!

Not as good as some but not bad for a first try, right?

P.S. Is it OK to use Fanpop? they have some great pics on there.

 

[Morg]

P.S. Is it OK to use Fanpop? they have some great pics on there.

Fanpop? Never heard of it, is it a site with pics or something like a photo pic host site?

usually it's not cool to hot link because you do cause the host site you hot link pay more for bandwidth, I do know several sites that had to shut down due to hot linking. Also some sites fight back by blocking or usually hosting a second pic in the first an most likely it's a porn pic, due to new rules if the pic you hot link turns to porn you get banned.

http://forums.superherohype.com/announcement.php?f=94&a=128

 

[Mystic]

Fanpop? Never heard of it, is it a site with pics or something like a photo pic host site?

I'd say so. It's a bit like Photobucket in some ways. Check it out if you like.

http://www.fanpop.com/

 

[Panthro]

FUTURE CYCLOPS: "A new day is dawning! The day of the Fantastic Four!"
FUTURE X-MEN: "...."
FUTURE CYCLOPS: "No wait, that's not right..."

FUTURE CYCLOPS: "We shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!"
FUTURE KITTY: "Great! Where are we going?"

FUTURE CYCLOPS: "We don't know what you want. If you want money, I can tell you we have none. But what we do have are a very particular set of powers. Powers we have obtained through genetic mutations. Powers that make us a nightmare to people like you. Now, if you give our film rights back to Marvel, we will let this pass. We will not look for you, that will be that. But if you do not give our film rights back to Marvel, then we will look for you. We will find you. And we will kill you."
TOM ROTHMAN [off screen on phone]: "Good Luck!"

KITTY PRYDE: "Why yes, I am Ellen Page."

KITTY PRYDE: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me HARD."

WOLVERINE: "I can't believe I had to take a back seat in this series to a bunch of f***ing teenagers!"

RISTY: "What's wrong Rogue."
ROGUE: "Nothing. Just... Colossus told me I'm weird in bed."
RISTY: "I think you should get a 2nd opinion."

Later that day -

ROGUE: "Scott, tell me the truth... am I really that weird in bed?"
SCOTT: "Nah, you're not weird in bed. You're... inventive."
ROGUE: "Oh God I AM weird in bed..."
SCOTT: "Hey, you want weird? This one time Jean shoved a flute up her pu- oops, I wasn't supposed to mention that."

STORM: "Jazz Hands!"

STORM: "Thought you could drink me under the table, didn't you Red? Let that be a lesson to you!"

 

[Panthro]

JEAN: "You like me! You really like me!"

KITTY: "Hey Rogue, guess who got laid last night? Give up? I got laid last night!"
ROGUE: "Yeah yeah, rub it in ya little [BLEEP]..."

KITTY: "I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World!"
ROGUE: "Shut up."
KITTY: "You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen..."
ROGUE: "Will you shut up?"
KITTY: "Hey come on, we have to prepare for our performance tonight!"

That night -

HOST: "Ready or not, iiiiiiiiiiiiiit's Vampy Time! And here to help you get down with your vampy selves are none other than Rogue and Kitty Pryde!"
ROGUE: "I can't believe I let you talk me into this."
KITTY: "Hey come on, you look hot, enjoy it that there are guys out there tonight who'd actually like to do you!"

 

[Mystic]

Ha, ha! Not bad at all What's that last one from? I don't think I've seen it!

 

[Panthro]

Ha, ha! Not bad at all What's that last one from? I don't think I've seen it!

It's from Spykecam.

FUTURE CYCLOPS: "We Came, We Saw, We Kicked Its ash!!!"

CYCLOPS: "Damn Rogue, you weren't kidding when you said you liked it rough."
ROGUE: "I forgot the safe word was bosie!"

STORM: "I am the Ultimate Bad-ash!"

STORM: "Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars ain't s*** on me!"

ROGUE: "Scott, listen, about last night, I can explain-"
SCOTT: "You called me Kitty in bed!"

ROGUE: "So I hear you and Jean are getting back together."
SCOTT: "Yeah. Looks that way. Listen, Rogue, you're a great girl and I'm really sorry about this but-"
ROGUE: "So that's all I was to you then? Just a one night stand while you were on the rebound?"

 

[Mini Wolfsbane]

Everyone: Dude, our audience is uuuugly!

I'm playin'. I know you guys aren't ugly! t: I try to believe in inner
beauty anyway.

 

[Panthro]

KITTY PRYDE: "See me soon in Drew Barrymore's 'Whip It'."

ROGUE: "Scott, I'm telling you, Storm and I are just friends."
SCOTT: "Uh-huh."
ROGUE: "I swear to Jack Kirby, I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

STORM: "Like bad place you didn't!!!!"

 

[Mini Wolfsbane]

Not exactly a normal caption, but I thought it was funny.
(It could be me, or any fangirl, offscreen saying it.)

 

[ChaoticPsylocke]

Christmas Eve -

ROGUE: "Hey there."
SCOTT: "Hey."
ROGUE: "Guess what I got you for Christmas."
SCOTT: "Hmm... Playstation?"
ROGUE: "Meet me at Mr. McCoy's office around midnight and you'll find out for yourself."
SCOTT: "Alright then. I look forward to unwrapping it."
ROGUE [thinking]: "Dear Diary - Jackpot!"

What Rogue doesn't know is that Jean Grey is reading her thoughts from afar -

JEAN [thinking]: "Get away from my man, biotch! God I wish we lived in the regular 616 universe right now, where she's like 10 years too young for him!"

The next day -

XAVIER: "Scott, Rogue, we need to have a little chat."
SCOTT: "Chat about what?"
BEAST: "It has been brought to my attention that you and Rogue engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in my office."
ROGUE: "Um... who told you that?"
XAVIER: "I did. Hello? Telepath?"
SCOTT & ROGUE: ""
[awkward pause]
SCOTT: "Was that wrong?"
ROGUE: "Should we not have done that?"
SCOTT: "I've got to tell you, speaking for both of us, we have to plead innocent with you on this."
ROGUE: "Yeah I mean, if somebody had told us in advance that sort of thing was frowned upon around here-"
XAVIER & BEAST: "You're fired! Both of you!"
SCOTT: "You didn't have to say it like that."
XAVIER: "I want you both out of here by the end of the day."
ROGUE: "What about it being the Christmas season? Any leeway there?"
BEAST: "No."
XAVIER: "And another thing - Jean says for you to take back the sweater you gave her with the red dot on it."
SCOTT & ROGUE: ""

Later that Day -

SCOTT: "So Xavier and Beast found out about us doing it on Beast's desk and, uh, yeah, they kicked us out."
WARREN: "That's harsh man, harsh. A high price to pay for a merry Christmas. By the way, how the bad place did you two do it anyway? I thought she had touching issues because of her powers."
ROGUE: "We used protection. A lot of protection."

Later that winter -

SCOTT: "Now I know how Juno felt."
ROGUE: "Yeah. Speaking of which, if I, you know, end up pulling a Juno on you-"
SCOTT: "Babe, it's cool. I'm not gonna run out on you like Superman ran out on Lois Lane in that movie."

this whole thing was friggin hilarious! and I LOVE the Seinfeld mirroring!