X3: What Were They Really Saying!

[taintedFB]

OKAY. NEW THREAD to POKE FUN AT LINES IN THE MOVIE....

This is your chance to really have fun with this.

My example:

Logan: We lost Scott and the Professor... We Stand together, X-Men.

Translation:

"Finally dropped that dead wieght. Now let's go. I stand in the front. You guys far behind. With any luck, some of you will die, so that they don't ask me to do another movie with you losers!"

Xavier: I don't have to explain myself. Least of all to you.

TRANSLATION:

"I know you produced this film and tried to kill me off! Luckily, Ratner and I found a way to keep me alive. So SHUT UP!"

LOL...

 

[bexta89]

OKAY. NEW THREAD to POKE FUN AT LINES IN THE MOVIE....

This is your chance to really have fun with this.

My example:

Logan: We lost Scott and the Professor... We Stand together, X-Men.

Translation:

"Finally dropped that dead wieght. Now let's go. I stand in the front. You guys far behind. With any luck, some of you will die, so that they don't ask me to do another movie with you losers!"

Xavier: I don't have to explain myself. Least of all to you.

TRANSLATION:

"I know you produced this film and tried to kill me off! Luckily, Ratner and I found a way to keep me alive. So SHUT UP!"

LOL...

Hehehe, brilliant.

 

[Nemelectro]

Scot: Not everyone can heal like you Logan

Translation:
Scot : Silly i hate you,You never care the others,I wanna burn you but i have to go now jean is calling for me,next time i kick your aass,

 

[Fanticon]

Multiple Man: "I'm in!"

Translation
"I'm in for two minutes and not a minute more because I really need to fill this plot hole in a very predictable moment where I say 'Okay, I give up.'

 

[britrogue]

OKAY. NEW THREAD to POKE FUN AT LINES IN THE MOVIE....

This is your chance to really have fun with this.

My example:

Logan: We lost Scott and the Professor... We Stand together, X-Men.

Translation:

"Finally dropped that dead wieght. Now let's go. I stand in the front. You guys far behind. With any luck, some of you will die, so that they don't ask me to do another movie with you losers!"

Xavier: I don't have to explain myself. Least of all to you.

TRANSLATION:

"I know you produced this film and tried to kill me off! Luckily, Ratner and I found a way to keep me alive. So SHUT UP!"

LOL...

Fabulous!

Scott: "Not everyone can heal as fast as you Logan"

Translation
Scott: "Not everyone can have as much screentime as you Logan"

 

[DRob]

Scott:"Not everyone can heal as fast as you"

Translation:"Not everyone can be in as many gay movies as you"

 

[MaleRogue]

Rogue: I want to be able to touch other people Logan.

Translation:
Rogue I want to screw Bobby, Logan

 

[DRob]

Angel's father: "Its what we all want."

Translation:"C'mon freak, your winged days are over"

Angel: "No it's what you want"

translation: "Screw you man, I'm keepin 'em you bastard. Now watch me fly as my role gets smaller!"

 

[ILuvCyclops]

Multiple Man: "I'm in!"

Translation
"I'm in for two minutes and not a minute more because I really need to fill this plot hole in a very predictable moment where I say 'Okay, I give up.'

 

[DRob]

Scott: "Not everyone can heal as fast as you."

Translation: "Not everyone will heal as fast as me when Superman Returns comes out."

 

[DRob]

Scott: "Not everyone can heal as fast as you."

Translation: "Not everyone will heal as fast as me when Superman Returns comes out."

oooooooooooooops

 

[Electrix]

Storm: But are you ready to do what you need to do?

Translation: 'Here's your screentime and heroic ending you bastard!'

 

[Fanticon]

The President: "Ssthend them in."


Translation..."I have a listhp."

Did anyone else notice?

 

[High Voltage]

Wolverine: "Where's Scott?"

Translation

Wolverine: "I have to mention that loser atleast once because I said in a magazine interview that he doesn't get pushed aside and forgot about".

 

[Fanticon]

The President: "Ssthend them in."


Translation..."I have a listhp."

Did anyone else notice?

alternate translation

"Shut up Trask and let me do this...You know what? Why are you even here? Shhh...Shut up! I don't even care just...just go."

 

[DRob]

Beast: "Oh my stars and garters!"

Translation: "Damn, did I say that @$!& out loud?

 

[_BB_]

Storm: You dont want to be here
Logan: And you do?

Seriously, what the hell did she mean by that line? It seemed so random...

 

[DRob]

Prof X: "You of all people should know how fast the weather changes."

translation: "You of all people should know how fast it takes to be a b$#@&."

 

[britrogue]

alternate translation

"Shut up Trask and let me do this...You know what? Why are you even here? Shhh...Shut up! I don't even care just...just go."

 

[javon]

Storm: "She made her choice, now it's time we make ours. So if your with us, then be with us"

translation: "She got her role, now it's I get mine. So if you wanna screw her, then please, screw her."

Magneto: "In chest, the pawns go first."

translation: "In Poland, the dumbest go first."

Storm: "Well thats rediculous. You can't CURE being a mutant-

Beast: "Well technically speaking-

Storm: "Since when did we become a disease? How could anybody in their right mind-

translation: (S) Well thats just stupid. You can't CURE being a hidious freak.

(B)Hold up B***h. Technically F******g speaking-

(S)Since when did our ugly asses become a godamn disease? How could anyone in their right F*****g mind-

(P) Storm..shut the F***k up B***h! Everyone isn't ment to get a big role...deal with it you weather wielding B***h!!!

 

[CapBeerCino]

Angel: "No it's what you want"

translation: "Screw you man, I'm keepin 'em you bastard. Now watch me fly as my role gets smaller!"

Storm: But are you ready to do what you need to do?

Translation: 'Here's your screentime and heroic ending you bastard!'

 

[Gilpesh]

Iceman: Hey Colossus, seen Rogue?
Translation: Hey Colossus, ready for your only line?

Colossus: No, haven't seen her.
Translation: I HATE YOU ICEMAN. KITTY IS MINE, MINE I SAY, STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRL

 

[CapBeerCino]

X-Men: The Last Stand.
Translation: Give Fox your money.

 

[javon]

X-Men: The Last Stand.
Translation: Give Fox your money.

LMAO!!!

 

[MoviesKickAss]

What was X-Men The Last Stand really saying ?

FOX - "You will pay for rushed Movies, with lots of plot holes & Main Characters with Cameo Sized Roles & One Line & unncessary deaths & this is a Mindless Action Movie up there with Bad Boys & this Movie did not follow the Comics at all"