You are cool enough for the Exclusive The Hero, The Question, Zev & C.F. Kane thread

[The Question]

This song perfectly represents my relationship with The Hype.

 

[The Hero]

That's because it's butt sex.

Damn it. Every time I think I'm finally getting a break, it turns out to be butt sex.

 

[The Question]

Damn it. Every time I think I'm finally getting a break, it turns out to be butt sex.

That's because butt sex hates you.

 

[The BatDude]

Swamp Thing cartoon intro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lU8vSa5se0

 

[The Hero]

That's because butt sex hates you.

Why does butt sex hate me? What did I ever do to butt sex? WHY HAS BUTT SEX FORSAKEN ME?!?!?!

Spoiler

Butt sex is a fun word, isn't it?

 

[The Hero]

This is too good to limit to just the Cap Alert thread:

Why seeing boobies will scar your children for life.

The best part? The guy he uses as a source quotes Frederick Wortham as one of his sources. That's right: Frederick "Comic books are evil poison that turn little boys into criminals and little girls into unwashed, man-hating lesbians" Wortham. And then he quotes something he saw on Sally Jesse Rafael. Then there's this:

The commission found that most pornography includes group sex, incest, rape, mutilation, torture (including chains, whips, mousetraps and fish hooks on various genitalia), autoerotic asphyxia (a form of hanging which is promoted in pornography), bestiality (sex with animals), fisting, urination and/or defecation on another person and pseudo-child and child pornography.

And that's just the tip of the offensively ill-informed iceburg.....

 

[PWN3R]

This song perfectly represents my relationship with The Hype.

Awesome. Muse is great.

 

[Assassin]

WTF is a zev and what exactly is the point of this thread?

 

[PWN3R]

WTF is a zev and what exactly is the point of this thread?

The point of this thread is not to have a point at all.

 

[The Question]

Awesome. Muse is great.

I can't stop listening to this song while looking at screen captures from the Battlestar Galactica reboot. It's making me a little crazy.

 

[The Question]

Where's Aaron's beautiful robot head when you need it?

 

[Elijya]

 

[Elijya]

 

[Elijya]

 

[Elijya]

 

[Elijya]

 

[Elijya]

 

[The BatDude]

That's great!!!

 

[Flexo]

I love Space Ghost.

 

[The Hero]

 

[The Hero]

A clip from one of the only films I would place above the landmark Leprechaun: 'N The Hood

Fun Fact: No stuntmen where used. Carl Weathers can do everything you saw in that clip, he just chooses not too.

 

[The Question]

While it is neither mondo nor funky, this trailer is ****ing amazing.

 

[PWN3R]

I want to see that movie so badly.

 

[Flexo]

I want to see that movie so badly.

Same here.

That and Pan's Labyrinth.

 

[The Question]

I want to see that movie so badly.

The trailer along had the same effect on me that the entirety of Schindler's List had: A wierd happy sobbing/laughing. Seems like one of those films that makes you think "no matter how bad things get, you've just got top try and keep on breathing."