you can tell im bored when I make up crap threads like this, anyway when was the last

[SpideyLad]

......ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S BASED ON A TRUE STORY.


BTW, FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN 'JFK'..............KENNEDY GETS HIS HEAD BLOWN OFF.

No!

You lie!

*Runs away crying like a little girl*

 

[redmarvel]

First week of May when Hubby was in the hospital with a brain tumour and they were warning me of all the worst case scenarios that could occur during his surgery.

 

[Electrix]

A few months ago

 

[twylight]

Last night when my pet rabbit died.

 

[Electrix]

Why did it die?

 

[War Lord]

Last night when my pet rabbit died.

Sorry to hear that your rabbit died.

 

[War Lord]

Why did it die?

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat... She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
She's dead, of course.

 

[twylight]

Sorry to hear that your rabbit died.

It sounds so corny when you say it that way.

Why did it die?

Why do flowers die?

She was old, 8 years old.
She was an inside rabbit, so she had free reign of the house, from the floor boards down anyway.

 

[The Squirrel]

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat... She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
She's dead, of course.

classic.

 

[DBella]

Last night when my pet rabbit died.

Sorry to hear that, Twy. *hug*

 

[twylight]

Very..very random.

 

[twylight]

Sorry to hear that, Twy. *hug*

Thanks. *hug*

 

[War Lord]

It sounds so corny when you say it that way.

I try to be nice and I get this.

Nevah again.

Did you have rabbit stew?

 

[The Squirrel]

Did you have rabbit stew?

One of my friend's friend's sister had that happen.

See was rasing a rabbit and her family cooked it for dinner one night.

 

[War Lord]

One of my friend's friend's sister had that happen.

See was rasing a rabbit and her family cooked it for dinner one night.

That's one way to teach the facts of life to your children.

One woman I heard discussed how at a party a guy, high on MJ, sliced up the family dog and cooked it in the microwave.

 

[THWIP*]

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat... She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
She's dead, of course.

WOW........NOW THAT LADY LIKED TO SWALLOW.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I couldn't ever get attached to our rabbits because they're so ****ing fragile. You pick 'em up and they act like they're a Ming vase. No rolling around on the floor together, no frisbee toss in the park. Just sitting there quivering.

 

[Won '08]

time you guys/girls cried? well

When you were born.

 

[Kaleb]

lol, nice won mister newbie

 

[twylight]

I couldn't ever get attached to our rabbits because they're so ****ing fragile. You pick 'em up and they act like they're a Ming vase. No rolling around on the floor together, no frisbee toss in the park. Just sitting there quivering.

What kind did you have?

Mine wasn't any different than a small dog..? And she never 'quivered' just hopped around and snuggled with you...

A lot quieter and easier to clean up after though.

Anyway.

No Jonty, no stew. It wasn't a 4-H project.

 

[War Lord]

WOW........NOW THAT LADY LIKED TO SWALLOW.

She's old, so she's well practiced.

 

[Electrix]

 

[Won '08]

lol, nice won mister newbie

I've been a member of these boards before SHH ever existed. Do you even know what SMH is? No? Lay your head down rookie. You should rejoice that I even acknowledge your presence.


Anyway. Don't assume things about people because you're lacking in the wit department. chill out.

 

[Lord Valumart]

I've been a member of these boards before SHH ever existed. Do you even know what SMH is? No? Lay your head down rookie. You should rejoice that I even acknowledge your presence.


Anyway. Don't assume things about people because you're lacking in the wit department. chill out.

i remeber Spider-man Hype, before anyone cared about Daredevil and Hulk.......

 

[Electrix]

I think its because you only have 32 posts and joined 2005 with your current account made him think that.