You KNEW, deep down, it was inevitable......Jaws V

[Kevin Roegele]

Jaws V.

Direct to DVD.

From Ain't-It-Cool:

"Universal Home Entertainment are prepping a fifth JAWS movie as one of their direct-to-dvd premieres. The studio wants to go head to head with Warner's DEEP BLUE SEA 2, which is also going direct to dvd, and also centres on killer sharks. One idea that has been suggested to the studio for JAWS 5 is that they completely forget about what happened in JAWS 3 and JAWS 4 and again have Roy Scheider's character, Brody, returning to do battle. Since Scheider isn't keen on doing any more JAWS film, it'll take some tough negotiations. At present, the only returning element of the series is..... yep, you guessed it, John Williams' iconic music score."

Cool be nothing but damned lies, but it has the unavoidable weight of studio logic to it.

 

[Addendum]

Hey, another movie I won't bother watching

 

[Furious Styles]

Wow. Just Wow.

I didn't know if I should have made a stupid post like HOOOOOAGGGIIIIIEEEEE or actually have given a serious, yet worthless opinion. I'm really at a loss for words here. JAWS is more than a film. It's a rite of passage. Boys hit puberty when Quint gives his speech about the Indianapolis. And JAWS: The Revenge, well tell me who can turn the channel when its on. It's the train wreck of all train wrecks.

Yet, the fanboy in me wants to see a hundred and three Roy Schieder battle a cheap, mechanical shark with low production costs off the coast of Martha's Vineyard. I want to hear a reference to Quint and Hooper, so I can say, "hey, I remember them, they were in the good Jaws movie, JAWS!"

Yes. I do want this film.

 

[raybia]

Jaws V.

Direct to DVD.

From Ain't-It-Cool:

"Universal Home Entertainment are prepping a fifth JAWS movie as one of their direct-to-dvd premieres. The studio wants to go head to head with Warner's DEEP BLUE SEA 2, which is also going direct to dvd, and also centres on killer sharks. One idea that has been suggested to the studio for JAWS 5 is that they completely forget about what happened in JAWS 3 and JAWS 4 and again have Roy Scheider's character, Brody, returning to do battle. Since Scheider isn't keen on doing any more JAWS film, it'll take some tough negotiations. At present, the only returning element of the series is..... yep, you guessed it, John Williams' iconic music score."

Cool be nothing but damned lies, but it has the unavoidable weight of studio logic to it.

That shouldn't be difficult since everyone else has.

 

[Kevin Roegele]

Wow. Just Wow.

I didn't know if I should have made a stupid post like HOOOOOAGGGIIIIIEEEEE or actually have given a serious, yet worthless opinion. I'm really at a loss for words here. JAWS is more than a film. It's a rite of passage. Boys hit puberty when Quint gives his speech about the Indianapolis. And JAWS: The Revenge, well tell me who can turn the channel when its on. It's the train wreck of all train wrecks.

Yet, the fanboy in me wants to see a hundred and three Roy Schieder battle a cheap, mechanical shark with low production costs off the coast of Martha's Vineyard. I want to hear a reference to Quint and Hooper, so I can say, "hey, I remember them, they were in the good Jaws movie, JAWS!"

Yes. I do want this film.

That would have been highly amusing.

I love Jaws IV. It doesn't make a lick of sense on any level.

 

[TheVileOne]

Isn't Roy like 80 now?

Also, don't we have enough bad direct-to-dvd and video killer shark B movies already?

 

[Crimson_L]

*Sigh*...

 

[Hunter Rider]

Prostitution

 

[Catman]

Robert Shaw is rolling in his grave.

 

[black_dust]

Jaws 19

"Shark still looks fake."

 

[Kevin Roegele]

Isn't Roy like 80 now?

Also, don't we have enough bad direct-to-dvd and video killer shark B movies already?

I know-! Why the hell are there so many?! Who on earth watches all these awful things?

 

[jrpstarwars]

It will never be safe to go to the movies again.

 

[Kevin Roegele]

It will never be safe to go to the movies again.

You should have said, "Just when you though it was safe to rent another DVD..."

 

[jrpstarwars]

I'm not up on 'Jaws' catch phrases.

 

[SolidSnakeMGS]

One idea that has been suggested to the studio for JAWS 5 is that they completely forget about what happened in JAWS 3 and JAWS 4 and again have Roy Scheider's character, Brody, returning to do battle.

Jaws Returns. I knew it.

Girl : Where did you go?
Brody : To see the Orca.
Girl : But you told me it was destroyed.
Brody : It was. But when oceanographers thought they had found it, I had to see for myself.
Girl : Well, you're back...and everyone seems pretty happy about it.
Brody : Not everyone...or thing...

 

[Furious Styles]

That would have been highly amusing.

I love Jaws IV. It doesn't make a lick of sense on any level.

LOL

Servies Of Mario Van Peebles - $50

Mechanical Shark - $100

Shark Beating A Fully Fueled Plane To The Bahamas - Priceless

 

[Kevin Roegele]

This single picture...

....is more exciting and scary than the entire of Jaws 3D.

 

[TheVileOne]

So what happened to the kayaker?

 

[GhostPoet]

I have only one thing to say.


SHARKS...ON A PLANE.

Think about it.

 

[Episode29]

I'll end up buying it. I'm a JAWS fanatic... That said, I would prefer a proper sequel as opposed to a DTV release... Aren't there already enough of those? Shark Attack 1-3, Megalodon, ect.

 

[Caliber]

I never saw why Jaws was so scary. This sounds like a bad idea. Not just bad a terrible inhuman idea.

 

[Kevin Roegele]

I never saw why Jaws was so scary.

Apparently it's the deep-rooted male fear of castration.

 

[Orko Is King]

I wanna see that Jaws flick that was on BTTF 2!

 

[Catman]

I wanna see that Jaws flick that was on BTTF 2!

I think Max Spielberg is old enough to direct now.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Since Scheider isn't keen on doing any more JAWS film

So what?
Now they can do a CGI Roy Scheider.