You know....

[oakzap425]

I really wish the person next to me would stop chewing so loudly and while talking on my desk phone...

 

[Dope Nose]

or chew louder.

 

[Immortalfire]

Dump a bucket of water on them.

 

[xwolverine2]

lick his ear

 

[SouLeSS]

Just start clearing your throat really loud and looking right them.

 

[oakzap425]

It's one person...

 

[Vilya]

Hmm,i have someone around me whistling all day long everyday and i just feel like saying STOP IT!!!

 

[ang_hulk]

knock his teeth out and make him say im sorry for the number of hits it takes to do so.

 

[Revolver_Ocelot]

 

[The Fonz]

I really wish the person next to me would stop chewing so loudly and while talking on my desk phone...

why do you have numbers in yer name?

 

[oakzap425]

....Because you eat doughnuts.