You Might Be A Loser/Geek If....

[webhead9707]

like jeff foxworthys jokes for rednecks

you might be a loser if... you thought the movie "milk" was a documentary about dairy products

 

[TheWatcher]

If your Star Trek collection is overflowing!

 

[Sensi]

[FONT=Verdana,] If you have more e-mail addresses than you do pairs of shoes. [/FONT]

 

[Vengeance]

if you have all the Star Wars movies on VHS or DVD twice over

 

[Hound55]

you look like the love child of Macauley Culkin and Steve Buscemi...

Wait a ....

Awwwwww :-(

 

[Amashelle]

... if your room has more than two bookcases just to hold all your comics, books, dvds, vhses, and models.

 

[Vengeance]

If you can name one comic book superhero for each letter of the alpahbet in 3min

 

[Sensi]

If someone mentions the Q Continuum, and you know what that means.

 

[Vengeance]

If some one can recite the whole "Space the final frontier" speech

 

[Amashelle]

... if someone mentions the Q continuum and you get excited and look around for Q to appear... or snap your fngers and get disappointed when nothing happens.

 

[Paroxysm]

calling the Star Wars films "The Holy Trilogy".

 

[Amashelle]

... if you spend your days trying to meditate in the hopes of becoming an ascended being.

 

[Vengeance]

if you read comic books twice a month or more

 

[Amashelle]

If you spend a whole morning on Hype! rather than cleaning like you'd intended

 

[Vengeance]

If you play games for hours till the early morning regularly

 

[Amashelle]

If you know what all the following acronyms stand for: BSG, SG1, ST, TNG, DS9, WoW, SGU.

 

[webhead9707]

... if your room has more than two bookcases just to hold all your comics, books, dvds, vhses, and models.

das me boss! das me!!!

you might be a nerd if...

you've ever written a whole fan film trilogy, (no offence, i enjoy reading them)

 

[Vengeance]

If you go to a school with the Institute of Technology in its name

 

[Sensi]

if you know your IQ to more than 2 significant digits.

 

[Vengeance]

If when you hear the word liquid you think nitrogen

 

[Astrø]

If you say, "Hmmm girls, I have heard of those before..."

 

[SuperFerret]

You might be a loser if you equate being a geek with being a loser on an internet forum about superhero movies.

If you go to a school with the Institute of Technology in its name

What if it has nothing to do with computers? Not that I'm denying my geek cred or anything, I just don't think my school has anything to do with it.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

You might be a loser if you can relate to the 40 year old virgin

 

[Aesop Rocks]

If you're sexually attracted to Power-Girl.

 

[Astrø]

If you dream in pixels.