The Dark Knight "You'll be in a padded cell forever" - "Maybe we can share one?"

[Diemtay]

I always laugh at the idea of the Joker and Batman both end up at Arkham charing a cell together. I'd imagine Joker constantly annoying the absolute crap out of Bruce, just spewing the most random stuff, with Bruce telling him to ****.

**Bruce is trying to sleep in the middle of the night**

Joker - Hey Batman, you awake?

Bruce - Uhgg

Joker - Who's your favorite little rascel? Alfafa... or is it, Spankey?

 

[Knight Rise]

Batman would escape before they locked the door

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Bruce Wayne would beat the crap out of the Joker.Joker would be dead in a week.

 

[Knight Rise]

So much for the non killing rule

 

[Ultra Lantern]

So much for the non killing rule

Bruce Wayne wouldn't tolerate Joker for more than an hour locked up with Joker.They fight it out until Bruce wins.Bruce Wayne needs no cellmate at Arkham.

 

[Diemtay]

It would make one hell of a sitcom, watching the shananigins those two get into.

 

[Soapy]

Batman and the Joker are sitting beside each other on a bed, Joker with a crossword puzzle, Batman with an ice-cream sandwich.

Joker: I have something to tell you. Promise you won't hit me.

Batman: You want some ice-cream? Here, take a bite.

Joker: No thanks. So, uh, I had a guy on the inside at Wayne Enterprises...

Batman: Mmmm...

Joker: ...in the financial sector... anyway, he says he might be able to secure us enough cash to bribe the guards to look the other way when we make our escape attempt.

Batman: Mmhmm...

Joker: Remember the escape plan we talked about earlier?

Batman: ...

Joker: Are you listening?

Batman: I'll be honest, I haven't heard a word you've said. I'm having a love affair with this ice-cream sandwich.

Joker: Come on, Batsy, this is serious. Are you in or out?

Batman: I'm out. I love it here!

Joker: ...

Batman: You know, I haven't had a vacation in years? I'm relaxing, I'm sleeping well.

Joker: You're doing time.

Batman: I'm doing the time...of my life!!

Joker:

Zsasz is walking by their cell.

Zsasz: Hey! What up, Batman?

Batman: Hey! Zsasz! (turns to Joker) Z's checking out today.

Joker: Oh yeah?

Zsasz: Yeah.

Joker: Well, I guess every vacation has to come to an end some time.

Zsasz scowls at Joker and slowly walks away.

Batman: You just made a fool of yourself in front of Zsasz.

Joker: ...

Batman: ...
Joker: I have the worst ****ing roommate.

 

[Mister Meddle]

That scene was ruined by Bale's voice.

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[The Joker]

That scene wasn't ruined at all for me. Now Batman taking his mask off in front of Max Schreck, that's a scene ruining moment.