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Discussion in 'SHH Community Forum' started by Sundancer, Oct 12, 2012.
Your momma so ugly she gives Freddy Kruegar nightmares.
Yo' momma so loose it's like throwin' a hotdog down a hallway!
Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mamma so fat, when she wears a Malcom-X t shirt, a helicopter tries to land on her.
Yo mamma so ugly, she tried to enter an ugly competition and they said " Sorry, no professionals."
yo mama is stripper with no feet, and they call her foot loose.
Yo momma so unlucky a thread like this could only be made about yo momma.
Yo momma so unlucky a guy in this thread says "a thread like this could only be made about yo mamma"
Yo momma so dumb she locked herself in the bathroom and wet her pants.
Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
Thy mother is sufficiently rotund to cause pandemonium and elicit cries of, "GODZILLA!" in the streets of Tokyo.
Yo Mama so fat stupid she locked herself in the grocery store and starved to death.
I'm thinking about your mother to a funky beat/
I went to your house and she licked me on the cheek/
I said "Excuse me lady, but I remember/
seeing you at the Palladium way back in September/
Cuz you was beatboxing for Lou Rawls/
in some bright red boxer draws"/
Your moms, you said she was young/
but she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue
Ya Mama --The Pharcyde
Your momma so stupid she studied for a blood test.
Yo mama's so unlettered, she mistakes the word "malapropism" for other similar sounding words.
Your momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
Yo momma's so fat after sex she smokes a turkey.
Yo momma so ugly her reflection quit.
Yo momma so stupid she returned a jigsaw puzzle because she thought it was broken.
Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.
Back in my day, we called this game Dirty Dozens.
YO momma is so fat, her patronus is a cake
yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund
So... you watched In Living Color too?