Your momma

[Sundancer]

Your momma so ugly she gives Freddy Kruegar nightmares.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Yo' momma so loose it's like throwin' a hotdog down a hallway!

 

[Kane52630]

Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

 

[Midnyte_Sun]

Yo mamma so fat, when she wears a Malcom-X t shirt, a helicopter tries to land on her.

 

[Quasimod0]

Yo mamma so ugly, she tried to enter an ugly competition and they said " Sorry, no professionals."

 

[TheAQU4M4N]

yo mama is stripper with no feet, and they call her foot loose.

 

[Troy_Parker]

Yo momma so unlucky a thread like this could only be made about yo momma.

 

[grout]

Yo momma so unlucky a thread like this could only be made about yo momma.

Yo momma so unlucky a guy in this thread says "a thread like this could only be made about yo mamma"

 

[Shemtov]

Yo momma so dumb she locked herself in the bathroom and wet her pants.

 

[Duke]

Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.

 

[Doctor Evo]

Thy mother is sufficiently rotund to cause pandemonium and elicit cries of, "GODZILLA!" in the streets of Tokyo.

 

[TheIrishAvenger]

Yo Mama so fat stupid she locked herself in the grocery store and starved to death.

 

[RockSP]

I'm thinking about your mother to a funky beat/
I went to your house and she licked me on the cheek/
I said "Excuse me lady, but I remember/
seeing you at the Palladium way back in September/
Cuz you was beatboxing for Lou Rawls/
in some bright red boxer draws"/
Your moms, you said she was young/
but she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue

Ya Mama --The Pharcyde

 

[Hobgoblin]

Your momma so stupid she studied for a blood test.

 

[knowsbleed]

Yo mama's so unlettered, she mistakes the word "malapropism" for other similar sounding words.

 

[Duke]

Your momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

 

[runawayboulder]

Yo momma's so fat after sex she smokes a turkey.

 

[Doctor Evo]

Yo mama's so unlettered, she mistakes the word "malapropism" for other similar sounding words.

Your momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

I these.

 

[KevanG]

Yo momma so ugly her reflection quit.

Yo momma so stupid she returned a jigsaw puzzle because she thought it was broken.

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.

 

[Lighthouse]

Back in my day, we called this game Dirty Dozens.

 

[Warhammer]

Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.

 

[ComicChick]

YO momma is so fat, her patronus is a cake

 

[ComicChick]

yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund

 

[Manic]

Back in my day, we called this game Dirty Dozens.

So... you watched In Living Color too?