Your momma

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  1. Sundancer Cynicist

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    Your momma so ugly she gives Freddy Kruegar nightmares.
     
  2. Wesley Dodds He Who Lurks ...

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    Yo' momma so loose it's like throwin' a hotdog down a hallway!
     
  3. Kane52630 The Cone-Zone

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    Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
     
  4. Midnyte_Sun Medianoche de Sol

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    Yo mamma so fat, when she wears a Malcom-X t shirt, a helicopter tries to land on her.
     
  5. Quasimod0 Bell-Ringer

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    Yo mamma so ugly, she tried to enter an ugly competition and they said " Sorry, no professionals."
     
  6. TheAQU4M4N K1NG Of ATL4NTiS!

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    yo mama is stripper with no feet, and they call her foot loose.
     
  7. Troy_Parker Registered

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    Yo momma so unlucky a thread like this could only be made about yo momma.
     
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    Yo momma so unlucky a guy in this thread says "a thread like this could only be made about yo mamma"
     
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    Yo momma so dumb she locked herself in the bathroom and wet her pants.
     
  10. Duke Registered

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    Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
     
  11. Doctor Evo Registered

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    Thy mother is sufficiently rotund to cause pandemonium and elicit cries of, "GODZILLA!" in the streets of Tokyo.
     
  12. TheIrishAvenger You are not special.

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    Yo Mama so fat stupid she locked herself in the grocery store and starved to death.
     
  13. RockSP MYTH SMITH ˆž∞!!!

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    I'm thinking about your mother to a funky beat/
    I went to your house and she licked me on the cheek/
    I said "Excuse me lady, but I remember/
    seeing you at the Palladium way back in September/
    Cuz you was beatboxing for Lou Rawls/
    in some bright red boxer draws"/
    Your moms, you said she was young/
    but she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue

    Ya Mama --The Pharcyde
     
  14. Hobgoblin Veritas veritatum

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    Your momma so stupid she studied for a blood test.
     
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    Yo mama's so unlettered, she mistakes the word "malapropism" for other similar sounding words.
     
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    Your momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
     
  17. runawayboulder 2016 NFL Pick Em CHAMP

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    Yo momma's so fat after sex she smokes a turkey.
     
  18. Doctor Evo Registered

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    I :hrt: these.
     
  19. KevanG Pragmatic Villain

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    Yo momma so ugly her reflection quit.

    Yo momma so stupid she returned a jigsaw puzzle because she thought it was broken.
     
  20. ThePowerCosmic Hyped Up

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    Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.
     
  21. Lighthouse Fairness, Equality, Bacon

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    Back in my day, we called this game Dirty Dozens.
     
  22. Warhammer Half Monk, Half Hitman

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    :up:
     
  23. ComicChick I Work Too Much

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    YO momma is so fat, her patronus is a cake
     
  24. ComicChick I Work Too Much

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    yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund

    :rimshot:
     
  25. Manic User title? USER TITLE?!

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    So... you watched In Living Color too?
     

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