Here are mine:
My lord and savior Jesus Christ for giving me a way out of death and dying for my sins. Now I can go live in an earthly paradise and live a perfect life.
For giving my the Total Gym system and helping me get into shape out of fear of getting a round-house kick to the face. For making me laugh at all the Chuck Norris facts about him at the expense of a round house kick to the face.
Fabio for teaching me the meaning of what it means to be sexy and manly ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!
With great power comes great responsibility is what I was taught by Peter Parker. He's been my hero ever since I could remember. He's my modern day mythological hero who I love to read about and collect stuff of.
Shoe for teaching me the meaning of life and my purpose in this world. For teaching me to follow my dreams and be the best that I could be in life. For teaching me to strive to my fullest potential and be number 1.
For just being plain 'ol butt sexy!! Also for being sexy and yet CLEAN and VIRTUOUS all at the same time. It is a standard today in society that to be sexy you must be ****ty and bad!! Hilary has proved them wrong.
Tupac- for showing me that there is a Thug Mansion and that maybe someday I may go there to someday.
Trent Reznor - For showing that Emo doesn't have to be a weakness but a strenght you can make a lot of money off of and for making baddass music.
The Punisher - For being an advocate of natural justice and showing how the justice system is flawed.
The inventor of contraceptives - self-explanatory.
