YOUR worst dating experiences.

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I have a laundry list of bad dating experiences from my late tweens/early twenties. I just don't feel like typing them up right now. Others can go first....:csad:
 
1. I panicked during a college dance and left my date at the hotel.
2. I told another girl that I was voting for John Kerry. She hated him
3. Last year, my date asked me why it took me six years to graduate college. I told her I dropped out for a year due to an attack of manic depression. She said that her last bf was manic depressive and she would never date another one.

Next?
 
Last year, my date asked me why it took me six years to graduate college. I told her I dropped out for a year due to an attack of manic depression. She said that her last bf was manic depressive and she would never date another one.

Dang :csad:
 

Yeah, the odds of that happening were nuts. Something like 1% of people are manic depressive. Well, if that was her attitude, its for the best. And I learned something: When in a new relationship, "less history, more mystery."
 
Honestly, I'm pretty lucky that I haven't really had a bad date. Unfortunately, that's probably more due to the fact that I just haven't been on very many dates. But, the dates that I have been on, none of them have really been bad.
 
I've never dated. D=

spend less time on the forum and start making some experiences.

A few years ago i took this girl out to a mexican restraunt as a first date. i met her at a party, but i guess everyone was so loud that i didn't hear her voice clearly enough; because when she laughed, she weezed and snorted...kind of a turn-off. Then she treated the entire dinner like a therapy session, describing her depressing humiliating past. I wanted it to be over so fast that by the end of the meal I told her "this is what you owe.."

you should have seent the look on her face :wow:
 
Took a girl that I had been talkin to for practically a year on an official date to the movies for once instead of just chillin and she texted other guys and practically let me see...idk why but maybe she wanted me to get jealous...but it made me treat her like a ****e the rest of the night and we pretty much stopped talking after that. :doh:
 
Um, just the one time the woman was high...at least she said she was high...and then she drove me home. Yeah, I like taking chances it seems :dry:.
 
Met a 38 year old at a bar one night, got her number, took her to see "The Devil Wears Prada"...after we bumped uglies she informed me she was married.
 
Last I heard she got divorced a year later, she cheated again and that guy stuck around.

Now I'm not saying it wasn't awesome humping a milf, it's just I didn't want the husband drama, at that time. I wrecked a home once, I wasn't about to do it again.
 
1)First date. We go back to my apartment. Make out, but nothing happens beyond that. We both fall asleep. I wake up the next morning to the smell of eggs, pancakes and sausages. I think to myself "cool". This girl who i have just met has taken it upon herself to go through my refrigerator, and made us breakfast. I go into the living room, and she sitting there eating my food, and hasn't even made anything for me...wtf!? :cmad:

2) Second or third date with a girl who i really like. Back at my place we get hot and heavy. We both end up in our birthday suits. I peer down at the floor for a second where our cloths are, and catch a look at her panties; there's a big skid mark in them.:csad: Everything comes to a screeching halt.

3)First date with this girl and we go out to eat. For the entire date, all she talks about is her ex boyfriend. How she misses him, blah, blah, blah. After two hours of this i've had enough. I tell her i'm going to the bathroom, and slip out the restaurant door and left her there.....to take care of the bill and all. She left me a few nasty messages after, but never saw her again.
 
I have none to tell :awesome:



mainly cause a date hasn't happened yet ;__;
 
3)First date with this girl and we go out to eat. For the entire date, all she talks about is her ex boyfriend. How she misses him, blah, blah, blah. After two hours of this i've had enough. I tell her i'm going to the bathroom, and slip out the restaurant door and left her there.....to take care of the bill and all. She left me a few nasty messages after, but never saw her again.

I had a similar experience (except for the leaving her at the restaurant part).

I met a girl at a club, had a few drinks exchanged numbers. During the week we talked on the phone all cool and all, everything seemed good. So we go to a restaurant and as soon as the waiter takes our orders she starts going on about her ex and where they met, where they went on their first date, and on and on and on. ugh. I quickly ate my dinner asked for the bill and took her home, never called her again.
 
not even realising i was on one

we went out as a group about 10 to 12 of us an even mix of, went to the cinema a meal and just messed about. at the end of the night my mate calls me a dick for not paying attention to this girl, and she was leaving in huff

turns out i was being set up without anyone even telling me. i just took it as the same every other time our group had, had a night out
 
I'm not a big dater but I've been lucky enough that the few dates I've been on have all gone well. My story is more embarrasing than bad really but I went on what I considered a good first date with someone I had liked for quite a while.. we had fun, we kissed, all that jazz. She didn't want to go out again which I put down to her feeling I was too young (I was 23 at the time and she was 27 and in a much better job and stuff than me) Anyway, I saw her a few weeks later in a bar and in a somewhat tipsy state, me and a mate decided it would be good if my mate went over.. This is what he said to her;

"Hi my friend was just wondering if you wanted to meet us later on for a drink 'cos I think he's a bit obsessed, I mean not obssessed, he just talks about you all the time"

:doh:

As you can imagine, she didn't come over and she ignored me full stop after that. It's probably a year or year and half later and she has only just started saying hi to me again.
 
1)First date. We go back to my apartment. Make out, but nothing happens beyond that. We both fall asleep. I wake up the next morning to the smell of eggs, pancakes and sausages. I think to myself "cool". This girl who i have just met has taken it upon herself to go through my refrigerator, and made us breakfast. I go into the living room, and she sitting there eating my food, and hasn't even made anything for me...wtf!? :cmad:

2) Second or third date with a girl who i really like. Back at my place we get hot and heavy. We both end up in our birthday suits. I peer down at the floor for a second where our cloths are, and catch a look at her panties; there's a big skid mark in them.:csad: Everything comes to a screeching halt.

3)First date with this girl and we go out to eat. For the entire date, all she talks about is her ex boyfriend. How she misses him, blah, blah, blah. After two hours of this i've had enough. I tell her i'm going to the bathroom, and slip out the restaurant door and left her there.....to take care of the bill and all. She left me a few nasty messages after, but never saw her again.

Ewwwwww.

Geesh,I can't decide what's worse between the two.
 
I don't have a worst or one of the worst dating experiences yet,but one scary one that I would like to share is one that my brother told me. He told me that his friend was with a girl who he dated,which at one point had a pair of roast beef curtains(the crotch) that smelled so bad that it made him puke.
 
12th grade of HS and i was on a date with a girl who kept picking her nose. I could tell it was just a habit, as she wasn't even trying to be discrete about it.

Needless to say, holding hands was out the question.
 
Aha this happened today.

I liked a girl, and she liked me, we kiss and stuff. So my best friend comes and chills with us (and he has a girlfriend). He ends up snuggling with her, and stuff, so i go home.

I call him a little later, and it turns out he performed oral sex on her.

Good times :up:
 
Aha this happened today.

I liked a girl, and she liked me, we kiss and stuff. So my best friend comes and chills with us (and he has a girlfriend). He ends up snuggling with her, and stuff, so i go home.

I call him a little later, and it turns out he performed oral sex on her.

Good times :up:

D'oh,thanks alot! I wanted to get over the time I got c blocked because of my friend's friend,and now you bring this story up which made me think of the screwjob. :csad:

Did your friend know that you liked her and that she liked you? I hate to say it,but she sounds like such a slag. :o
 
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