Last year, my date asked me why it took me six years to graduate college. I told her I dropped out for a year due to an attack of manic depression. She said that her last bf was manic depressive and she would never date another one.
Dang
I've never dated. D=
Met a 38 year old at a bar one night, got her number, took her to see "The Devil Wears Prada"...after we bumped uglies she informed me she was married.
A girl left me for her cousin.
3)First date with this girl and we go out to eat. For the entire date, all she talks about is her ex boyfriend. How she misses him, blah, blah, blah. After two hours of this i've had enough. I tell her i'm going to the bathroom, and slip out the restaurant door and left her there.....to take care of the bill and all. She left me a few nasty messages after, but never saw her again.
1)First date. We go back to my apartment. Make out, but nothing happens beyond that. We both fall asleep. I wake up the next morning to the smell of eggs, pancakes and sausages. I think to myself "cool". This girl who i have just met has taken it upon herself to go through my refrigerator, and made us breakfast. I go into the living room, and she sitting there eating my food, and hasn't even made anything for me...wtf!?
2) Second or third date with a girl who i really like. Back at my place we get hot and heavy. We both end up in our birthday suits. I peer down at the floor for a second where our cloths are, and catch a look at her panties; there's a big skid mark in them. Everything comes to a screeching halt.
3)First date with this girl and we go out to eat. For the entire date, all she talks about is her ex boyfriend. How she misses him, blah, blah, blah. After two hours of this i've had enough. I tell her i'm going to the bathroom, and slip out the restaurant door and left her there.....to take care of the bill and all. She left me a few nasty messages after, but never saw her again.
Aha this happened today.
I liked a girl, and she liked me, we kiss and stuff. So my best friend comes and chills with us (and he has a girlfriend). He ends up snuggling with her, and stuff, so i go home.
I call him a little later, and it turns out he performed oral sex on her.
Good times