Zod for 2008

[SLVRSR4]

Where does he stand on gay marriage?

 

[unstoppable]

YOU SHALL ALL NEAL BEFORE ZOD

 

[blksuperman2]

YOU SHALL ALL NEAL BEFORE ZOD

ROFTL. Who's Neal?

 

[Speedball]

Wait...How could Zod run??? He wasn't born in America. If he can run, so can the Terminator.
I'd vote for a Zod/Schwarzenegger ticket.

 

[The Man Of 16]

I don't feel like kneeling before General Zod.

I dont think his wife does either, hes a REAL DISGRACE to film.

 

[The Man Of 16]

Screw Zod, Ursa.

Im pretty sure she has. You think after all that time in the Phantom Zone together that they never got a little bored?

 

[Ben Urich]

I just shared that link on Facebook.

 

[Danger Mouse]

I love the Kids Page.

Fun with math

1. Mommy and Daddy did not give General Zod all of their worldly possessions, so they were sentenced to 5000 days in prison. How many years is this? (Hint: There are 365 days in a year)

2. Non drops a man from a height of 20,000 feet. If the man falls at 200 feet per second, how many seconds will it take for him to hit the ground?

3. An uprising occurs in a city with 100,000 people and one percent of them are jailed. If 100 people can be re-educated in one month, how long will it take before everybody is free again?

4. If a country's gross national product (the value of all the goods and services it produces) is $100 million and all of it is given in tribute to General Zod, how much interest will General Zod make in one year if General Zod sets a 60% interest rate?

5. If each person on the Planet Houston knows five informants, and it takes ten minutes to relay a report, how quickly will General Zod learn about his picture being defaced in a town of 500 people?

 

[Fran]

 

[Ben Urich]

Where does he stand on gay marriage?

On your throat