100 of Dew's penguins gets lost, ends up in Rio

[Morg]

2006-07-31 - Weird News
Nji Che - All Headline News Staff Writer
Brazilian Military To Transport Stranded Penguins To Antarctica

Rio De Janeiro, Brazil (AHN) -- A Brazilian military spokesman says the National Navy and Air Force will transport at least 100 stranded penguins to Antarctica next month. The birds were found on Brazil's Rio de Janeiro beaches.

Every year, penguins arrive from the Antarctic Circle on the Brazilian beaches. They are transported on ice blocks that melt off the shore of Brazil.

The flightless birds are washed up on Rio beaches every winter.

Each time this occurs, the birds are captured and returned to local zoos. Next month, a Brazilian plane transporting equipment to an Antarctic naval base will transport the penguins to Brazil's southernmost region.

From there, the birds will be transported on board a naval ship to their environment. The ship will drop the birds in their Antarctic habitat.

and they surpose to be her fearsome army? They can't follow directions right

 

[Mee]

They're just trying to work on their tans.

 

[Tsunulia]

All those wrong turns in Albuquerque

 

[Erzengel]

All those wrong turns in Albuquerque

Okay you are offiically older than I thought you were.

Edit: But technically that's Hoboken there.

 

[Tsunulia]

Okay you are offiically older than I thought you were.

You never watched Looney Tunes before?

 

[The Last Meatbag]

I watched Looney Toons every morning before school

 

[Erzengel]

You never watched Looney Tunes before?

I have but nobody quotes them around here except the older posters.

 

[JLBats]

I watched Looney Toons every morning before school

I own the dvd collections

 

[Tsunulia]

I have but nobody quotes them around here except the older posters.

Or posters who happen to like Looney Tunes

 

[Hudson]

and they surpose to be her fearsome army? They can't follow directions right

Pfft they were comign for you Morg, they just unfortunately got caught.
I suspect there's a mole within the army.

literally a mole

 

[TrailerCues]

Penguin Power

 

[Mee]

Pfft they were comign for you Morg, they just unfortunately got caught.
I suspect there's a mole within the army.

literally a mole

Well DL did get into their inner circle before.

 

[Tsunulia]

Smile and nod boys.

 

[Hudson]

Smile and nod boys.

it's smile and WAVE

 

[Tsunulia]

it's smile and WAVE

I only saw it once So shoot me.

 

[Hudson]

or is it?

 

[Hudson]

I only saw it once So shoot me.

Ok *Bang*

 

[Morg]

Pfft they were comign for you Morg, they just unfortunately got caught.
I suspect there's a mole within the army.

literally a mole

Naw, maybe she sent them at Danger Mouse I know Dew penguins weakness and not worried about them

 

[Tsunulia]

Quit killing my clones

 

[Hudson]

Naw, maybe she sent them at Danger Mouse I know Dew penguins weakness and not worried about them

Hmm you maybe be right...
what do you know about their weakness?

Quit killing my clones

Only killed one!... and a ½

 

[Morg]

Hmm you maybe be right...
what do you know about their weakness?


Only killed one!... and a ½

It's a secret, took me a long time to find out and I only use it when Dew sends her army at me

 

[Immortalfire]

I thought they all worked at Wal-Mart....where's that gif?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

and they surpose to be her fearsome army? They can't follow directions right

they followed every direction right. Rio is exactly where I meant them to be for purposes of my own which shall come to light sooner than you think

 

[Hudson]

I still suspect there's a mole amidst your army, Dewie

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I still suspect there's a mole amidst your army, Dewie

I don't know who it could be